Lauren Goodger #15 Money Money Money, Lozzas nunny, in a FaceApp world..

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I was just thinking when you said that.... But our Chaz doesn't like carpets he likes sausage

Sausage in a bun?

 

[Chi4]

The fake arse she thinks is real

 

[Freeka]

So what did she get him?

 

[WordSalad]

Me me me me me me me me oh and here's an old photo of Charlie that I bring out whenever he is needed. Put your rat away hen your going to be a Mother.

I loathe the expression 'making memories'. It's not a task you bint, just get on with life and things happen that you remember. But only if you're living your best life of course.

 

[_100]

My rich tea biscuit just snapped in my tea (dunked it to long) I dunked another one in the help the other one out..it snapped. I’ve just tried a rescue digestive to help it out and it’s done it a little bit but there is biscuit in me brew still. I’ve ruined a perfectly good cup of tea!!

 

[Blowup80]

How on earth did we miss THIS!?!? Maybe someone with a fancier phone can get a clearer zoom but her card says " I love you with all my bum" (it's her card to him)

Well it's a big bleeping bum and the biggest part of her so it's a lot of love to share isn't it!

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

I loathe the expression 'making memories'. It's not a task you bint, just get on with life and things happen that you remember. But only if you're living your best life of course.

Oh god me too. It’s the mating call of the card-carrying insta-thicko

 

[Emmie81]

I genuinely do feel for her braggy ness today - but smirking at the same time

single women with 5 cats are even laughing

He needs to get her a new dressing gown that fits - she’s such a desperate slut

 

[Sunnydaze101]

How on earth did we miss THIS!?!? Maybe someone with a fancier phone can get a clearer zoom but her card says " I love you with all my bum" (it's her card to him)

Wow. Good spotting. She must love him a whole load. A whole wide load.

I wonder if that card is what gets her into the DM with a headline like Cheeky Lauren ........ just so everyone can comment on the state of that ass

 

[liar liar]

I was just thinking when you said that.... But our Chaz doesn't like carpets he likes sausage

Then what has the 'bum' reference got to do with the price of fish? I am puzzled - again - ha ha ha!

 

[Facehugger]

I hope Facehugger had the bucket on standby.

That has got to be the worst affront to a bloody decent mushroom I've ever seen

Bucket? BUCKET? I need a lie down in a darkened room with a brandy

 

[Clickbait]

Evening Scrunchies, just hopping on to see if the proposal of the millennium had happened but it appears we got a ferrero rocher heart, cheap white bread, possibly scrambled eggs and a couple of cards from the Card Factory. What a disappointment! Will they be on the beg for a meal tonight or do we have more culinary genius to come?

 

[Chi4]

My rich tea biscuit just snapped in my tea (dunked it to long) I dunked another one in the help the other one out..it snapped. I’ve just tried a rescue digestive to help it out and it’s done it a little bit but there is biscuit in me brew still. I’ve ruined a perfectly good cup of tea!!

I had this issue yesterday, had to use a spoon to get it out. It gives me the horrors a floating rich tea

 

[Clickbait]

Well it's a big bleeping bum and the biggest part of her so it's a lot of love to share isn't it!

That’s the punchline to the card - I would say my heart but my bum is bigger. In BL’s case it has its own postcode.

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

I genuinely do feel for her braggy ness today - but smirking at the same time

single women with 5 cats are even laughing

He needs to get her a new dressing gown that fits - she’s such a desperate slut

Is that scrambled eggs?

 

[Facehugger]

Is that scrambled eggs?

I think it's meant to be a mushroom omelette but it's obviously gone drastically wrong somewhere

 

[Katie8ee]

Bath is the new bed, it seems they are cooking

 

[mb1202]

Bath is the new bed, it seems they are cooking

What the absolute F is this. Cringeworthy and irritating at the same time!
This strong independent yung gell needs strangers on an IG poll to decide whether she should cook. Makes sense

 

[mandypandy99]

Bath is the new bed, it seems they are cooking

LOL god who shall cook tonight!! Is she asking a question or making a statement- who SHOULD cook tonight? Someone send her words for Dummies

 

[Asshats]

I went over to her stories especially to vote that she does it, the lazy .