Can you imagine Christmas day...
Jabba is sat on her bed wearing that stupid Xmas hat she wears with ridiculous eye makeup and sat on live talking to her saddo mods.
"Dannehhhh go get the kids so they can open their presents"
Danneh, being interrupted from bumming Shadow, just giggles like the numb bleep he is before running along like an obedient dog.
Of course the kids will have to open their presents on her bed cause she won't move.
Then, she'll make a Xmas dinner with mainly frozen gear. Eating it whilst plating it up and making sure she gets the bigger portion then will retire to her pit and talk on live to whichever sad bastards are actually online on Xmas day. Ignoring the boys for the rest of the day.
Oh, what about the rest of the festive period you ask? Just the same really. Laura will spend her time on live and probably in bed (or the car) and the two kids will be starving and bored as duck. She won't be planning on taking them anywhere or do anything with them. She's too busy.
Stay jealous, you pack of tattling basturrds