Ahh….back home from Newport Beach and ready to RUMMMMMMBUUUUUL’ with my morning coffee. What a shitshow the midget and the doormat are promising. What a cringe fest it already is. That whole creepy ‘relationship’ is cauldron of need:
He needs her steady income and presence as a beard on camera to demonstrate that he’s straight and in a ‘committed’ relationship. Although he needs to be committed, I’ve seen more chemistry between oil and water than between them. He needs the charade. He’s a profoundly emotionally unstable and mentally degraded and disturbed little man-child. He has little else at this point.
She’s remarkably desperate and willingly endures her second class status. I have a feeling it was much the same with the Old Clown and that fugly hag Susan. He is his Daddy Clown’s spawn in so very many ways and he has found his own sad victim to provide a false front and a steady income to support his lies and bullshit act.
He needs the veneer of domesticity. He needs a caretaker and he needs someone to take care of him…and she needs someone to care for as they role play ‘couple.’ She is a cold little fish lost in a world of fantasy and delusion and is trying desperately to act her part. Both need to play house in some Disney fantasy for his dimwitted and stagnant fan base, for those who still buy into his nonsense and his lies. He needs to copy his straight half brother, ex military, smarter, and in a real home life.
It’s all a hoax and a house of cards for the alcoholic and creepy little guy, both ignorant and stupid to a fault. Only his family and the Doormat can keep this act from closing quickly and his family seems drained. His real anchor is BitchMom and he knows she’ll bankrupt them all to save him from himself. He counts on that.
At the end, he is a nasty piece of work, vulgar and self serving …and he’s a soul and life sucking parasite who cares only about himself, and they provide what he needs to survive. Truly, he’s not welcome at Disney or Universal and is tolerated by The Handmaiden’s family as, I’m sure, an embarrassment to be tolerated or they risk isolating her totally.
Remember: “He’s exhausting. …He just wears you down.” Old Hag Susan knows him best. She knows well just how needy and what a failure he is if left to his own devices. She’s spent half her life trying to help the bum make a life for himself, and she’ll die trying to keep him from destroying himself. It’s a fool’s errand, and she’s his fool.