Kyle Pallo #90 Seriously, where the heck is the missing sandbag?

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Cavell1n0 said:
yeah, I agree with whoever wrote about how fast he was scrolling through all the activities. It was a joke. It was just so that he can say he did it. And there were so many activities that he’s never done. It’s crazy just the same thing every time on these cruises. Never mix anything up or goes outside his comfort zone – just does only what Kyle wants to do. He clearly just wanted to go thru the motions of the disney private area so he said he did it, but all he really cared about was getting back on the boat to go on the aqua ductk. wtf is wrong with this child???

of course they missed the brunch reservations for Palo. of course, all the excursions are booked up-doesn’t bother looking until the day of because he’s not going to do them.

rich guy’s voice was in full effect at palo lol
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I also love Disney cruises but these are so painful to watch. He knows nothing and the things he tries to share are so off the mark, it is ridiculous.
It would take a page to correct everything.

He has sailed on the Dream several times and it is the sister ship to the Fantasy and has the same layout. Only the bar names and themes are different but in the same location. How is he so bad at this?

He keeps mentioning the long cruise. I can't believe he has only done all 3-nt cruises. This one 4-nt is not long but he keeps mentioning it. It will be interesting to see if he goes on the Treasure for 7-nights. I think he will go a little stir-crazy.

The scrolling is bad. The information he gives is wrong. He keeps saying that if you do a four-day cruise, it will be the same daily schedule. That is false. Will there be a lot of the same things? Sure, but things are not the same.

Also, he is an idiot. The pre-selected-hearted things are the shows and dinners. It happens on every cruise. DCL automatically hearts things like the Pirate Deck Party, Sail Away, etc. How does he not know this after 9 cruises?????

Speaking of the app, it seriously has 98% of everything you need or want to know. You can view the entire cruise schedule, maps, every sit-down dining and bar menu available, complete hours for all venues, etc...It is idiot-proof, but not Kyle-proof.
 
i haven’t been on a disney cruise, but are the food offerings really so different? he keeps saying that the food is worse than on other Disney cruises, but it seems like it would be the same. palo is on multiple ships, right? It’s definitely the same hashbrowns or we would never have heard the end of it.

I am loving their misery on this cruise. They are so unhappy. It’s hilarious.
 
This guy is such a clown. Filming in the bathroom at Palo restaurant. Pure trash. He thinks he is dressed nicely but that outfit is ridiculous. He said he forgot to pack his belt, probably more like he can't fit into it anymore.
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Cavell1n0 said:
i haven’t been on a disney cruise, but are the food offerings really so different? he keeps saying that the food is worse than on other Disney cruises, but it seems like it would be the same. palo is on multiple ships, right? It’s definitely the same hashbrowns or we would never have heard the end of it.

I am loving their misery on this cruise. They are so unhappy. It’s hilarious.
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I’ve only done one and the food was pretty good! Cruising isn’t really my thing. Too many people and it’s all faux “luxury.”

They’re miserable because they do this tit all the time. They’re ungrateful. They want every experience to be amazing and all about them. It isn’t realistic. It’s the same thing we see with Dim and Ginn Snacker. Being bored, ungrateful, & self-centered is really a cause of a lot of woes for Americans.
 
Adams & Brush said:
Every single one of his collared shirts do that lay down flat thing. It looks so freaking trashy. Take that thread bare tit to a cleaner & put a little starch in your life, Pallo. You look ridiculous
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it's because that collar is too small for his fat neck.

a properly fitted shirt isn't more expensive either. just a matter for knowing your measurements and picking the right one that matches neck and length.
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MichaelKaysHairyBack said:
It's not like DCL has free ironing boards for guests or super affordable same day dry cleaning, right?
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I use the laundry service on PCL almost every day. I mean it's free for me and so nice to get my suit and shirt pressed just right without me lifting a finger other than putting some check marks on the order form.
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Cavell1n0 said:
i haven’t been on a disney cruise, but are the food offerings really so different? he keeps saying that the food is worse than on other Disney cruises, but it seems like it would be the same. palo is on multiple ships, right? It’s definitely the same hashbrowns or we would never have heard the end of it.

I am loving their misery on this cruise. They are so unhappy. It’s hilarious.
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you're talking about kile. his palate is based around quick serve theme park food.
 
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Hazeleyes51 said:
OMG was just going to say the same thing. WTH??? 2 adults with no kids nor have had kids are excited to see a baby crawl.
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The trackers are obsessed with this too. Look I love Disney but some Disney folks are well, weird 🤣
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WOW, he looks like a SLOB. Have I forgotten a belt to work? Sure. No biggie. If I have a Meeting I’d probably run to macys and get one. If I was on a boat and had a nice dinner—I’d suck it up and find one on board even if $75. Taking video in the bathroom is so low rent and creepy.
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Stomach issues? What is he? 5? Taking a photo pretending to be pooping or having cramps with big sissy? What a weirdo.
 
airbusA330 said:
I’ve only done one and the food was pretty good! Cruising isn’t really my thing. Too many people and it’s all faux “luxury.”

They’re miserable because they do this tit all the time. They’re ungrateful. They want every experience to be amazing and all about them. It isn’t realistic. It’s the same thing we see with Dim and Ginn Snacker. Being bored, ungrateful, & self-centered is really a cause of a lot of woes for Americans.
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Yea yes yes. They are all so ungrateful. We don’t vacation anywhere near as much as all these people do so I soak in every second of my time. I it is sad that these people don’t work anywhere near as hard as most people and get to go to these places and don’t know how fortunate they are.
 
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