Kyle Pallo #75 My current camera may not be disposable but my content sure is!

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Thought I'd drop this off before we leave. It's so telling. All that bullshit, all that total fakery, the cringe clowning, the fucktard's commentary,
shoving park foods into his gaping maw, and sending in the gruesome Suckville clowns can't mask these numbers.
It appears everyone but the most stupid and dogged stans and sugardaddies are growing tired of his fraudulent and lying fat ass.
The ratios continue as usual, thousands of downvotes "each and every day" 😂 and these numbers are cringe worthy. Thecritics online are increasing, at YouTube, IG, here and Reddit...etc. He's wholly despised and its catching up to him __ and he isn't capable of changing.
Maw & Paw Pallo have their work cut out for them for the forseeable future if they want to save him in that grossly overpriced, sub par built
scary crackerbox they got him into.
The "Disney" fraud, the dog & pony act at the parks and with that remarkably stupid woman, all are growing stale, ridiculously so. No purile midget
like Pallo can save this even with all his enablers. The parents are obviously trying to get him to work, to do something to improve. It won't work.
His response will be the same as always: "Whhhaaaaaaaa'..... YOU need to do more for ME! Don't you love me? Whaaaaaaa!"
Again, the old folk better get ready to move down there and take over if this tit show is to continue. He's not emotionally, mentally or in any way psychologically able to continue this growing horror show.

Mmmmmm..... Pass the popcorn! 🤫😬🍿🧂
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Tell me you don't make anywhere near $350,000 a year without telling me you don't make anywhere near $350,000 a year: May Edition
1. You moved into your cracker box house in January and it's May and you still have no dining room chairs.
1a. You live in a cracker box house to begin with that had no towel racks or toilet paper holders. And no yard.
2. You treat your mom to a Mother's Day dinner and repeatedly mention how expensive it is and tell everyone not to order any sides.
3. You tell the girl that lives with you ahead of time that she better not order the way goo.
4. When you're on-clouds are gray and moldy you throw them in the washing machine.
5. You don't automatically fly first class everywhere you go including going to Chicago to see big boobie cousin.
6. You force your elderly parents who you think are only 20 years older than you to fly in at 11:00 p.m. and you pick them up in your 14-year-old Barbie Beamer so your elderly mom has to contort herself in the backseat to get in.
7. You force your elderly dad to work all day and then fly to your house to do odd jobs instead of hiring a handyman.
8. The girl who lives with you has to split all expenses monthly with you.
9. When you're at animal kingdom for 2 hours with your parents you complain that french fries costing $6 or so expensive. Your mom says that she's going to need some lunch before dinner and you say that she should get something at Publix instead of the theme park.
10. You refuse to wait in an 80-minute line to go on a the safari ride that your parents want to go on so you force them on camera to say it was their idea to buy lightning lanes and then go on and on about how they're $17 each.
11. You think a $35 tip on a meal that costs $600 is generous. You also don't tip on the value of anything brought to the table free of charge.
12. You refuse to spray your special Wish room spray so your parents can actually smell it then you make fun of them for not being able to smell it.
13. When your first house guest come over you serve Hawaiian rolls with a piece of Velveeta cheese on them and one pizza for four adults.
14. Your credit card gets canceled.
15. You make multiple doctor appointments to dispute a bill.
16. You never valet your car because then you'd have to tip so you just make your girlfriend walk eight blocks to the hotel from which you grifted a stay.
 
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QueenC17 said:
You force your elderly parents who you think are only 20 years older than you to fly in at 11:00 p.m. and you pick them up in your 14-year-old Barbie Beamer so your elderly mom has to contort herself in the backseat to get in.
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Actually, the next morning the Clown & Banker commented that they rode an Escalade the night before.

His elderly parents flew in to visit and he made them take an Uber to get to the Pallonesian.

When he visited Wisco, he made his father drive FOUR HOURS to a distant airport so he could save $20 on an Uber in Anaheim.

Ya know, prior to that I was guessing that maybe he borrowed C aSey's car to go pick them up, but, nooooooo. Making his Mom & Dad take an Uber is not suprising.
 
QueenC17 said:
Tell me you don't make anywhere near $350,000 a year without telling me you don't make anywhere near $350,000 a year: May Edition
1. You moved into your cracker box house in January and it's May and you still have no dining room chairs.
1a. You live in a cracker box house to begin with that had no towel racks or toilet paper holders. And no yard.
2. You treat your mom to a Mother's Day dinner and repeatedly mention how expensive it is and tell everyone not to order any sides.
3. You tell the girl that lives with you ahead of time that she better not order the way goo.
4. When you're on-clouds are gray and moldy you throw them in the washing machine.
5. You don't automatically fly first class everywhere you go including going to Chicago to see big boobie cousin.
6. You force your elderly parents who you think are only 20 years older than you to fly in at 11:00 p.m. and you pick them up in your 14-year-old Barbie Beamer so your elderly mom has to contort herself in the backseat to get in.
7. You force your elderly dad to work all day and then fly to your house to do odd jobs instead of hiring a handyman.
8. The girl who lives with you has to split all expenses monthly with you.
9. When you're at animal kingdom for 2 hours with your parents you complain that french fries costing $6 or so expensive. Your mom says that she's going to need some lunch before dinner and you say that she should get something at Publix instead of the theme park.
10. You refuse to wait in an 80-minute line to go on a the safari ride that your parents want to go on so you force them on camera to say it was their idea to buy lightning lanes and then go on and on about how they're $17 each.
11. You think a $35 tip on a meal that costs $600 is generous. You also don't tip on the value of anything brought to the table free of charge.
12. You refuse to spray your special Wish room spray so your parents can actually smell it then you make fun of them for not being able to smell it.
13. When your first house guest come over you serve Hawaiian rolls with a piece of Velveeta cheese on them and one pizza for four adults.
14. Your credit card gets canceled.
15. You make multiple doctor appointments to dispute a bill.
16. You never valet your car because then you'd have to tip so you just make your girlfriend walk eight blocks to the hotel from which you grifted a stay.
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Kyle likes to call people PAB's on his sock account. From now on we can call him a BAB (broke ass witch). Complaining about quick service prices

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Hardly Here said:
Actually, the next morning the Clown & Banker commented that they rode an Escalade the night before.

His elderly parents flew in to visit and he made them take an Uber to get to the Pallonesian.

When he visited Wisco, he made his father drive FOUR HOURS to a distant airport so he could save $20 on an Uber in Anaheim.

Ya know, prior to that I was guessing that maybe he borrowed C aSey's car to go pick them up, but, nooooooo. Making his Mom & Dad take an Uber is not suprising.
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I did notice the Escalade comment but I couldn't tell if they were joking or what, but I did suspect that they used an Uber and wondered why he didn't just take Casey's car.
 
Do you think Dad^3 and Susan actually get any joy out of being at Disney?

Maybe it’s just Sue always looking like she just sucked on a lemon, but they don’t ever seem to be having fun. Which makes me wonder why they feel compelled to prop up their loser son instead of doing literally anything else to enjoy their golden years.
 
Pretty rich that his favorite Star Wars movie is Revenge of the Sith and he shows the clip of Anakin saying, "If you are not with me, you are my enemy." That's obviously his entire thing in life. What's funnier is he totally misses the point of the movie and the next line is, "Only a Sith deals in absolutes." He's emulating the bad guy. He's such a stupid bleeping twit.
 
DetroitFartCity said:
Pretty rich that his favorite Star Wars movie is Revenge of the Sith and he shows the clip of Anakin saying, "If you are not with me, you are my enemy." That's obviously his entire thing in life. What's funnier is he totally misses the point of the movie and the next line is, "Only a Sith deals in absolutes." He's emulating the bad guy. He's such a stupid bleeping twit.
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Kyle is the fake geek poster boy. We should be calling him Obi Wan Jabroni.
 
QueenC17 said:
Tell me you don't make anywhere near $350,000 a year without telling me you don't make anywhere near $350,000 a year: May Edition
1. You moved into your cracker box house in January and it's May and you still have no dining room chairs.
1a. You live in a cracker box house to begin with that had no towel racks or toilet paper holders. And no yard.
2. You treat your mom to a Mother's Day dinner and repeatedly mention how expensive it is and tell everyone not to order any sides.
3. You tell the girl that lives with you ahead of time that she better not order the way goo.
4. When you're on-clouds are gray and moldy you throw them in the washing machine.
5. You don't automatically fly first class everywhere you go including going to Chicago to see big boobie cousin.
6. You force your elderly parents who you think are only 20 years older than you to fly in at 11:00 p.m. and you pick them up in your 14-year-old Barbie Beamer so your elderly mom has to contort herself in the backseat to get in.
7. You force your elderly dad to work all day and then fly to your house to do odd jobs instead of hiring a handyman.
8. The girl who lives with you has to split all expenses monthly with you.
9. When you're at animal kingdom for 2 hours with your parents you complain that french fries costing $6 or so expensive. Your mom says that she's going to need some lunch before dinner and you say that she should get something at Publix instead of the theme park.
10. You refuse to wait in an 80-minute line to go on a the safari ride that your parents want to go on so you force them on camera to say it was their idea to buy lightning lanes and then go on and on about how they're $17 each.
11. You think a $35 tip on a meal that costs $600 is generous. You also don't tip on the value of anything brought to the table free of charge.
12. You refuse to spray your special Wish room spray so your parents can actually smell it then you make fun of them for not being able to smell it.
13. When your first house guest come over you serve Hawaiian rolls with a piece of Velveeta cheese on them and one pizza for four adults.
14. Your credit card gets canceled.
15. You make multiple doctor appointments to dispute a bill.
16. You never valet your car because then you'd have to tip so you just make your girlfriend walk eight blocks to the hotel from which you grifted a stay.
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BINGO!

He tipped an estimated 5.832% tip and called it generous. The whole white trash family couldn’t even be bothered throw in $10 a person. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I hope next time they spit in his food. They probably already gave him the worst cut because they knew he wouldn’t know the difference.
 
starri said:
Do you think Dad^3 and Susan actually get any joy out of being at Disney?

Maybe it’s just Sue always looking like she just sucked on a lemon, but they don’t ever seem to be having fun. Which makes me wonder why they feel compelled to prop up their loser son instead of doing literally anything else to enjoy their golden years.
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They always look miserable in the parks.It’s very weird they have no desire to travel anywhere else except to Disney they don’t even take their grand kids never seen such a dynamic where all of their lives revolves around a 30 year old son and his crappy YouTube channel.
 
spider kay said:
They always look miserable in the parks.It’s very weird they have no desire to travel anywhere else except to Disney they don’t even take their grand kids never seen such a dynamic where all of their lives revolves around a 30 year old son and his crappy YouTube channel.
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I actually wonder what Susan’s relationship is like with her stepkids. Ryan would have been about 12 when she and Ger got together, so I don’t know if there’s a lot of maternal bonding that happens at that point. And do we know if the half-sister is older or younger than Ryan?

Truthfully, I don’t know what she was like with Kyle and Farida when they were growing up. She doesn’t exactly seem like the most nurturing woman.
 
BlurryCat said:
She definitely seems like she's the one who over-coddled the Dwarf for whatever reason. And nurtured his out of control narcissism.
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After age 6 or 7 he just stopped maturing.

When he was 2 he'd have to open his mouth all the way and stick his tongue out so the airplane could get in the hangar. He still does that at 30.

When he was 4 he'd have to touch everything in the store and have the "I want, I want" every time he was taken shopping. He's 30 and still does the same thing.

A 30 year old man welcomes his parents with flowers or a card or a local restaurant gift card, not a crayon drawing a 5 year old would do.

Early in life you learn empathy and outgrow selfishness. Oar boy never reached that milestone.

Early on you learn to put others needs equal to or above your own. That just doesn't happen with this dwarf. The 2 car garage is all for me. This room is all for me, you can't have your makeup table in here. You need a ride from the airport? duck off, that does nothing for me.

Learning new words and actually absorbing efforts to help you pronounce them? That happens in middle school. Grifty refuses to take part in any form of self improvement.

Making YouTube your passion but refusing to put ANY effort into it when the camera is off? That's pre-teen behavior thinking you know it all and don't need additional motivation.

This guy is stunted, what the hell did this Clown & Banker do to him?
 
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