Kyle Pallo #75 My current camera may not be disposable but my content sure is!

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Basically he is saying he makes more money when he puts up cruise videos, no duh, so he wants people to decide if he should do more cruises

are his analytics broken or is he incapable of reading them?
why ask? he's going to whatever he wants regardless.
also why ask if he "thinks" cruising makes more?

end of the day, both youtube markets, Disney AND Cruising, have been over saturated. Neither of them are money makers.

Time to get a job kile.
 
are his analytics broken or is he incapable of reading them?
why ask? he's going to whatever he wants regardless.
also why ask if he "thinks" cruising makes more?

end of the day, both youtube markets, Disney AND Cruising, have been over saturated. Neither of them are money makers.

Time to get a job kile.

Emma cruises and tips for travelers are my go to cruise youtubers. Always something new and good tips. They can produce a 10-20 video from a 3/5day cruise. Not these boring vlogs of 30/50min videos of each day, yawn.

Kyle could have grown his channel if he took constructive criticism, but he didn't and blocked the people and labelled them haters.

It's the KP show and he will do what he wants. bleeping idiot.
 
Make this make sense.

Kyle bought a house a few months ago.
Kyle wants to go on a cruise ship for a solid month.

SMH. Most people would NOT want to step away from a new house for a month.
It's a clear indication of how trite and how inconsequential to him that whole shady arrangement is. It was a stupid attempt at at 'flex' and little more, a ridiculous and growing burden inhabited by a naive and foolish young woman and a wholly irresponsible, mentally defective man-baby. He's obviously not keeping up his end of any "devil's bargain" he made with The Crone & The Creepy Clown ~surprise!~ and the relentless bills and pressures of day to day adult responsibilities in a stand alone home are unfamiliar and overwhelming to the midget, so he's tuning out.

Even now that place looks a mess. Only fractionally furnished with no taste or design plan, it's a haphazard and cold, uninviting 'beige life' crackerbox of complete white nothingness. It's also shuttered and squeezed between two larger homes and is in sub par built in a shoddy part of Celebration. He and she must feel like prisoners for completely different reasons. Additionally, his drunken acting out with his sock puppets has made him so unsafe there and at the parks. Perhaps that figures into his desire to flee again to some horrid cruise ship for yet another trip to Nassa'! 🤣

It's puzzling in one way, but his desire to run away is understandable. He's created a pressure cooker and a crowbar hotel for himself and is overcome with fear and paranoia ____ and eventually even the Suckville Clown Rally won't be able to save him.

I feel like pausing because if I didn't know better, I'd think I just felt a pang of sympathy..... OK. It passed.
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Emma cruises and tips for travelers are my go to cruise youtubers. Always something new and good tips. They can produce a 10-20 video from a 3/5day cruise. Not these boring vlogs of 30/50min videos of each day, yawn.

you should head "on, in, out, down, up, around" over to https://tattle.life/threads/cruise-creators-2-clickbait-on-the-high-seas.42114/

Emma and Gary are okay I guess. More so sub par IMHO. More tolerable to watch than oar boi here but not really go to's anymore.

They suffered the same fate as the dineytubers. When covid lockdowns ended, people started to go on their own so they lost their edge. Other than new cruises, you can see them repeating as well.

I haven't watched Gary in ages but his titles and thumbnails are almost always clickbait negativity.
 
are his analytics broken or is he incapable of reading them?
why ask? he's going to whatever he wants regardless.
also why ask if he "thinks" cruising makes more?

end of the day, both youtube markets, Disney AND Cruising, have been over saturated. Neither of them are money makers.

Time to get a job kile.

Well I think he said it so he can say see mommy, I need to go on more cruises.. the people want them, the people will watch. It’ll save my channel 🤣
 
Well I think he said it so he can say see mommy, I need to go on more cruises.. the people want them, the people will watch. It’ll save my channel 🤣
Exactly! And also to justify all the spending on cruises and travel with Casey who has to pay half of the expenses in that dump. Ever noticed how he’s constantly bringing up traveling and putting her on the spot on videos? He does that on purpose.
 
Exactly! And also to justify all the spending on cruises and travel with Casey who has to pay half of the expenses in that dump. Ever noticed how he’s constantly bringing up traveling and putting her on the spot on videos? He does that on purpose.

He is probably not happy she was going to see her cousin in Chicago with her time off SO he invited HIMSELF so he could vlog something different (and of course hang out with big boobie cousin).
 
Well I think he said it so he can say see mommy, I need to go on more cruises.. the people want them, the people will watch. It’ll save my channel 🤣

You are absolutely correct. I have little doubt that the Crone & CreepyClown are there in large part to check on their investment of time and money ___ and they are going to find the SSDD they've always found with him and his promises. The aftermath of "You've got to work harder" (insert laughter) / "You need to do more and up your income." (laugh harder) / "It's a big responsibility Kyle." ( add 'We're counting on you to maintain this.' lmao) and they're going to hear a deafening whine, excuse making dwarf go on about how hard he's working (more laughter here), how the hatters are costing him (add a snicker here), and how he needs to cruise more (hint, hint for them to pay for it) to bring in more money. (stop...stop..I'm gonna' pee laughing.)

They've certainly heard variations on this whining and crying tittybaby theme his entire miserable entitled and loser life.
"I need to move. I'm not safe here."
"If you loved me, you'd help me. I'm sick and in poor health."
"You don't care if I live or die. Maybe you want me to kill myself? whaaaaaa'" (*With Susan's "....do you want him to hurt himself." troll attempt to shame Dudley at X, I imagine that they've heard that bit of blackmail crap all his life.)
"Casey is holding me back." ____ and on, and on, and on.

It's going to be a total tit show and another trial by Kyle for the parents. NO sympathy for them. They are more than anyone responsible for creating the bum and creep that's bankrupting them. By now they should view him only one way.
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He is probably not happy she was going to see her cousin in Chicago with her time off SO he invited HIMSELF so he could vlog something different (and of course hang out with big boobie cousin).
Exactly as he did when he found out Sour Susan & Hulkalexa were going to NYC for a 'girls time out' visit to take in a broadway play. He invited himself, vlogged it and they picked up the tab for everything. He's a bum and a no good social and human parasite who sees others' value only in what he can get out of them for his benefit.
 
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He is probably not happy she was going to see her cousin in Chicago with her time off SO he invited HIMSELF so he could vlog something different (and of course hang out with big boobie cousin).
Throwback to the Tits McGee video where he said he was going to "do all the RunDisney" he possibly can. Keep in mind that since this video he's missed two 2024 RunDisney events along with registrations for 2024 Wine & Dine and Marathon Weekend 2025. The tread-meal is collecting dust.

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Make this make sense.

Kyle bought a house a few months ago.
Kyle wants to go on a cruise ship for a solid month.

SMH. Most people would NOT want to step away from a new house for a month.
Remember when a someday house purchase was going to turn his “travel channel” into a “home improvement” channel? Ooh, oar lil guy couldn’t wait to make that pivot & show those hatters & stans alike what a grown up he was. I guarentee that’s how he got his parents to go in on the purchase of their eventual retirement home so early. They’d buy it in his name & he’d monetize the work he’d do on the house. Maybe even some of the improvements he’d make could be written off, who knows?? I’m sure those Pallo greed glands got flowing like nothing else. Well it turns out Kyle’s abilities as a craftsman & his work ethic are about as valuable as a gnat’s fart, & poor JerBear’s now forced to come down & work on that investment property, that his son’s happy to simply inhabit, on his weekends off in 90° heat. Besides, being a “cruise ship” channel’s way more fun, right KP? What a bleeping family
 
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Kyle's verbal diarrhea spewing incorrect facts...(actual transcript):

the right and it's upstairs and fun fact about this building it's actually three stories if I'm not mistaken it's to look like it's two but the reason why they had to make it so big is to actually
hide the American Adventure Show behind so it looks like two stories but it's actually three so when you go to Club 33 you're really going to the third floor not the second floor and it's right here tap on in I don't remember what door it is I think it's this one but this this building itself is technically three stories but it's made to look like it's two so everything is longed because back in the day they didn't have three-story buildings they only had two but the imagineers couldn't make a three-story building they needed to make a two you know

The truth:
The pavilion is a single large building designed in the Colonial style. The building uses forced perspective to make a five-story building appear to be two and a half stories
 
Kyle's verbal diarrhea spewing incorrect facts...(actual transcript):

the right and it's upstairs and fun fact about this building it's actually three stories if I'm not mistaken it's to look like it's two but the reason why they had to make it so big is to actually
hide the American Adventure Show behind so it looks like two stories but it's actually three so when you go to Club 33 you're really going to the third floor not the second floor and it's right here tap on in I don't remember what door it is I think it's this one but this this building itself is technically three stories but it's made to look like it's two so everything is longed because back in the day they didn't have three-story buildings they only had two but the imagineers couldn't make a three-story building they needed to make a two you know

The truth:
The pavilion is a single large building designed in the Colonial style. The building uses forced perspective to make a five-story building appear to be two and a half stories
Imagine paying $6,000+ for a VIP tour & this boob's your guide? What the actual duck Disney???
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Ok, fitness instructor's throwing me a little, but I know they like em thiccc in Chi-town. I will say, unless she's still living at home with Mom & Pop, she's got to have another job. Every 20-something fitness instructor I knew back in the day worked as a bartender at night. The main gig just doesn't pay the bills
 
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Imagine paying $6,000+ for a VIP tour & this boob's your guide? What the actual duck Disney???
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Ok, fitness instructor's throwing me a little, but I know they like em thiccc in Chi-town. I will say, unless she's still living at home with Mom & Pop, she's got to have another job. Every 20-something fitness instructor I knew back in the day worked as a bartender at night. The main gig just doesn't pay the bills

If she does classes or private teachings, she can do very well.
 
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