Kyle Pallo #7 $4000 or more for a VIP Tour, but can’t use his car handle & door. Grifting for MORE!

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Odeinn07 said:
In today’s vlog, Kyle shows how big of a Universal fan he is by calling Toothsome’s the wrong name, Rip Ride Rocket the wrong name (Riptide…?), and filming on Escape from Gringots which isn’t allowed (unless something has changed). He also screams the entire ride, which he does ALL.THE.TIME. I always say that if I was stuck riding with him I’d tell him to shut the hell up. He also spouts off several random Harry Potter comments that are inaccurate and wraps up by bashing E.T. Homie can’t even pretend to fake it til he makes it… Give it up Kyle
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Irks me to NO END that he and JoHo have no problem ruining the show for anyone around them… their yelling and screaming as if they are part of the show is SO unnecessary.
 
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tightroped said:
One of his biggest problems is churning out a video every day. Without planning, he drifts into concrete, feet, grotesque eating, showering, chronic complaining, loneliness, insulting behavior, endless repetition and all because he's feeling the pressure of creating output. Added to the fact his personality is just not that appealing anymore with all the baggage.
He got most of his subs due to the covid lockdowns and until, and if, lockdowns return, he's unlikely to gain the substantial number he needs to stay relevant. His channel is just a mess. In two weeks, he'll be 200k subs behind his roommate.
The pressure is closing in. The reality of facing a regular job and reporting to a boss is terrifying to him, beneath him, and the pressure is mounting. You can tell his parents aren't happy with him.
Recently, the direction is back to being a travel channel but he can't afford to go anywhere which is even more pressure. He's stuck in a groundhog day pattern of repetitive videos and Caribbean cruises, hoping to play off being recognized again and again as validation he's successful and a celebrity. It's just not looking good for him. Get the fork ready.
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I thought of his potential..then all the negative Nancy, ball cap backwards…needs finishing school Kyle…at this point your just a bigger on the street. Go get a real job with benefits…before it’s to late….

Yunque01 said:
Irks me to NO END that he and JoHo have no problem ruining the show for anyone around them… their yelling and screaming as if they are part of the show is SO unnecessary.
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I feel the same way. I wish to ride with them..to surprise them that they ruined the ride…what 🍄 dicks
 
I don’t know why Kyle can’t keep anything private. Must the whole world know he is on a date…? And a morning one at that… if it goes well… what are you doing later this week, uhhh hanging out at a beach with another woman…. What about this weekend…. On a cruise with another woman… okay maybe we should just be friends. I think it was marketing. I don’t think he’s on a date at all, at least I hope it was marketing. No one would be that stupid to sabotage a new potential relationship.

Dismom2 said:
Ok... so at the end of today's vlog, he says hes doing a staycation at Vero Beach this week. He says "Lora can't come.... Sam might be coming..." WHAT?!? This guy!!! LOL I mean, I wouldn't hate it- I liked her in the vlogs... but, it was just like a 'WTF? Did I hear that right??" LOL
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Oh God must be trying to get back on the Disney Media list… Poor Sam. She was pretty boring as well but he doesn’t have many options does he? But she is better than Laura. She at least seems to have a brain. Laura talks about the past a lot. That kind of shows, she doesn’t have a future.

Also, the fact that he ate Fish and Chips and let the fish fall out of his mouth like that… 🤢
 
cuddlycritic said:
No one would be that stupid to sabotage a new potential relationship.
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Oh, he would. But even so I don't believe a word of it. Let's not forget he spent last year dating someone whilst telling us all he was single. As I've said before, he could have just said he's dating and didn't want to go into details. Subject closed. But he can't help himself, he has to embellish, exaggerate or outright lie. I think he does it because he thinks he's adding intrigue to his channel. Personally I think it's infantile.
 
cuddlycritic said:
he doesn’t have many options does he?
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I think he knows he'll need a reliable way to get there, so hes just going down his list of friends who actually have reliable cars! HAHA

And yeah I feel like theres no way hes on a real date. because you're right- how would that conversation go if the girl asks about getting together again later this week? LOL Unless its just like breakfast with Sam to catch up and talk about her maybe going on the staycation with him... in which case, why call that a date? Its marketing- he figures it might get a few people to watch tomorrow for an "update".... :rolleyes:
 
The reason JoJo got so many views last month is because he keeps churning out those embarrassing videos of him trying to pull out the sword of the stone while small children stand behind him and wait and then pull it out immediately after him. So cringey.

The cast members that control that locking mechanism will never unlock it so he pulls the sword out. Wish they would actually so he could stop making children wait just so he can film his “moment” all for the sake of views, attention, and money.
 
cuddlycritic said:
You are so right!!! I didn’t even think of that!!! He needs a way up there. I guess he is happy a Sugar Stan gifted the Vero Beach stay.
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haha yeah... it must've been like a last minute Stan gift, because he hasn't been "teasing" it or anything. So now hes trying to figure out how hes gonna get there.... LOL
I also have a theory on his "date" this morning. I just saw that somebody commented early this morning on yesterdays video asking how Taylor is, and if he would do a FaceTime vlog with her soon. I wonder if that gave him an idea... and they both got some food to have a "Date" over FaceTime for him to record for the vlog. Because honestly i dont think even he is stupid enough to tweet about a real date... but hes totally all about click baiting something.... I guess we'll find out.
Hes also now tweeting for the 1000th time about going to Hawaii.... not holding my breath on that one...
 
Scooby Don't said:
Addendum...
I just checked Kyle and Joho's stats for last month on Social Blade and somehow Joho managed to get 107k subs and 93.7 million views in the past 30 days. Mary, Joseph and sweet baby Jesus on a bike, how did the Disney Demogorgon manage that? Did he sacrifice a virgin to Cthulhu or something? More importantly where did he find a virgin in his vicinity?

Kyle must be spitting steamy green acid out of every orifice. I'd feel sorry for him if he'd ever shown an atom of genuine compassion towards anyone. Instead I'll just laugh. All day. Maybe a week.
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I think Joho had a good month because he made a challenge to himself that he would post a daily vlog for every 10 new subscribers or something like that. So seems it helped drive a lot of traffic his way.
 
cuddlycritic said:
Also, the fact that he ate Fish and Chips and let the fish fall out of his mouth like that… 🤢
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Like this???
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He has the absolute worst table manners of any vlogger I've seen
 
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