Kyle Pallo #59 When a guy has bigger boobs than his girlfriend, sorry just not attractive.

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Riveting content, my guy, keep it up. My god, the Target shopping segment is absolutely unwatchable. "I feel like I'm such a good shopper! Look at me, shopping for makeup!! It's so crazy, isn't it? A guy? Shopping for a girl??? It's so wild!" Tell me you've never had a girl friend without telling me you've never had a girl friend
This is an abortion of a video today. How bleeping boring.

His "core" demographic of bored women & grandmothers love today's dump.

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Wait, he pours out all the tit he bought at the parks & shows it all again? Jesus this guy is thirsty for approval from his stans...& what did he get her? A bird plushy & some pez? I mean, this is a 26 year old chick, right? I honestly have no words. This poor woman, they're constantly talking about marriage on the vlog, hinting about moving in, having kids, etc, I have no doubt by now she's probably thinking she's getting an engagement ring, not some bleeping toy bird

And he has to keep mentioning "there's more coming."

He's definitely thirsty for approval and validation from his stans.

Yet it's all cheap knick-knacks. Knowing Casey, she'll start crying when she sees the toy bird and say "Kyle just treats me like a princess."

There's something very wrong with her too.
 
Ok....
1. She probably wanted HER initial on a necklace
2. If she DID want it with HIS initial, how MIDDLE SCHOOL is that?

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The two are really something, huh? In the end it's creepy as duck midget incel closet case Kyle pretending to date a naive as duck desperate and inexperienced young woman Casey ___ it's two mentally and emotionally ret @rded young children playing "I'm All Grown Up."
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OMG an almost 30 year old MAN (using that term loosely) saying he is proud of himself for being able to look at something online and finding it in the store. Especially when he said it will tell you what aisle it is in. What is wrong with him? It is OBVIOUS he has never had a gf at Christmas time to buy for.
He's self soothing. He's so used to his enablers telling him how proud they are when he comes out of the bathroom with his zipper up, if he doesn't get constant reassurance about every accomplishment, no matter how small, he suffers a meltdown
 
Is this the first time he's been to Target without a chaperone? No wonder he's so proud.

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I just skipped through some of the video. Something is really wrong with him. He's completely manic and tweaking out.


Well, the kid is a stunted, juvenile, sophmoric, bungling, blundering, incompetent, poor excuse for an 'adult' more idiotlike grifter.

Maybe we really SHOULD be proud of him that he can go to Target by himself and buy dollar store junk without anyone's help.

Mommy & Daddy sent wrapped gifts to their special little man. How much you want to bet Mommy and Daddys gifts from Kylie will be in clear shipping plastic sitting on the front porch in Saulkville 3 days after Christmas?
 
And he has to keep mentioning "there's more coming."

He's definitely thirsty for approval and validation from his stans.

Yet it's all cheap knick-knacks. Knowing Casey, she'll start crying when she sees the toy bird and say "Kyle just treats me like a princess."

There's something very wrong with her too.

No need to bring out the blue Tiffany box when a cheap plush toy gets you the same result. :ROFLMAO:

She's so desperate a $20 ring from Mainstreet Jewelery that will leave a green circle on her finger would excite her as much as a diamond Bellagio ring from Harry Winston's on Rodeo Drive.
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Wait, so Casey wants Kyle to get a vacuum because she has to bring hers over to the pig stye. So he's thinking about buying HER a vacuum for his apartment for Christmas? Oh please, Kyle, do this. There is no better gift for a woman that you have been dating a little over a year than a vacuum. That's exactly what you need to buy her.

And if Casey doesn't run for it after that...there truly is no hope for her.

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Kyle you know what a girl might appreciate more than the items you purchased. A [non Disney or family] getaway with no video camera. Every time you touch that camera you are thinking about content first, not Casey. [or whoever else is around]

#Truth #Reality
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Well, the kid is a stunted, juvenile, sophmoric, bungling, blundering, incompetent, poor excuse for an 'adult' more idiotlike grifter.

Maybe we really SHOULD be proud of him that he can go to Target by himself and buy dollar store junk without anyone's help.

Mommy & Daddy sent wrapped gifts to their special little man. How much you want to bet Mommy and Daddys gifts from Kylie will be in clear shipping plastic sitting on the front porch in Saulkville 3 days after Christmas?
Mommy and Daddy will probably be wrapping these gifts while in town.
 
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Wait, so Casey wants Kyle to get a vacuum because she has to bring hers over to the pig stye. So he's thinking about buying HER a vacuum for his apartment for Christmas? Oh please, Kyle, do this. There is no better gift for a woman that you have been dating a little over a year than a vacuum. That's exactly what you need to buy her.

And if Casey doesn't run for it after that...there truly is no hope for her.

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He should buy C aSey some soap so she can wash his crusty balls and taint once a week.
 
Wait, so Casey wants Kyle to get a vacuum because she has to bring hers over to the pig stye. So he's thinking about buying HER a vacuum for his apartment for Christmas? Oh please, Kyle, do this. There is no better gift for a woman that you have been dating a little over a year than a vacuum. That's exactly what you need to buy her.

And if Casey doesn't run for it after that...there truly is no hope for her.

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You just can't make that tit up. :ROFLMAO:

If you put that dwarf's brain in a bird's ass it would immediately start to fly upside down and backward.
 
Wait, so Casey wants Kyle to get a vacuum because she has to bring hers over to the pig stye. So he's thinking about buying HER a vacuum for his apartment for Christmas? Oh please, Kyle, do this. There is no better gift for a woman that you have been dating a little over a year than a vacuum. That's exactly what you need to buy her.

And if Casey doesn't run for it after that...there truly is no hope for her.

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So he's buying himself a vacuum for his more luxury apartment & giving it to Casey as a gift? Total misogynist, but that was glaringly obvious with all of his hemming & hawing about buying her makeup, pretending to be totally flummoxed, 'cause guys don't buy stuff like that...you know, like concealer or tampons. Buying that stuff's for chicks only, brah, dudes don't even know where to find that tit in a store. I tell you this, if that kind of attitude doesn't clue people in that this guy is BasedPeter, I don't know what will
 
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