Kyle Pallo #15 Welcome back to your daily downvote

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I just stumbled on this guy whilst looking at cruise reviews on Youtube.
First impressions were gay guy doing cruises and then these women suddenly appeared in his cabin and I thought huh?
Then he would occasionally mention girlfriend or getting a girlfriend etc.
I am confused as he is gay as and there's nothing wrong with that of course.
What's the deal? Reading some tid bits here, he sounds like a headcase.
All I wanted was a cruise review!
BTW all those ships he goes on are tacky in the extreme.
 
dave2708 said:
I just stumbled on this guy whilst looking at cruise reviews on Youtube.
First impressions were gay guy doing cruises and then these women suddenly appeared in his cabin and I thought huh?
Then he would occasionally mention girlfriend or getting a girlfriend etc.
I am confused as he is gay as and there's nothing wrong with that of course.
What's the deal? Reading some tid bits here, he sounds like a headcase.
All I wanted was a cruise review!
BTW all those ships he goes on are tacky in the extreme.
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Remember, there is only ONE product in ALL of his vlogs. That product is Kylie Paylow.
 
DetroitFartCity said:
I've been away for a bit. What is the story on the microwave potato?
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Picture it: Old girlfriend (btw: MUCH better looking than anyone he's around today, believe me) microwaves a potato for a meal and Pallo goes all 'Joan Crawford handed a wire coathanger' on her and pounds the wall with his tiny fist. Over microwaving rather than oven-baking a fu*king potato. ___ Well sir, that was IT! She was through and, basically, said: "Talk to my ass shrimp. Motherf*cker I'm gone." That was the jist of it. (btw: The salty language is mine. She seems like a terrific very thoughtful, good hearted, young lady and a 1000Xs too good for that grifting squirt who preys on the naïveté of someone like her.

She posted the story, perhaps as a warning to other girls, and referenced 'a Disney vlogger' as the asshole who acted like a vile misogynistic violent dirtbag___ but intrepid Tattle detectives quickly unearthed photos of her and PotatoHead Pallo on her old social media pages that corresponded perfectly to one of his WoeIsME / Valley of Despair periods where he 'lost someone, broken up witth someone dear to him' on his vlog. All was corroborated.

The girl has gone on to marry and has a lovely family and a husband who, by all accounts, adores her and values her unlike the Call of Duty-playing, lying, park hopping, cruise begging, shower taking POS grifter.

She really dodged a bullet and saved herself from more misery dealing with that LOSER.

The End! 🙃 :D

Just ran across this classic. Come back to us Susan Amen ❤ 🙏💄💍💋👄💚🧡❤💜💔

 
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SnapChet said:
Picture it: Old girlfriend (btw: MUCH better looking than anyone he's around today, believe me) microwaves a potato for a meal and Pallo goes all 'Joan Crawford handed a wire coathanger' on her and pounds the wall with his tiny fist. Over microwaving rather than oven-baking a fu*king potato. ___ Well sir, that was IT! She was through and, basically, said: "Talk to my ass shrimp. Motherf*cker I'm gone." That was the jist of it. (btw: The salty language is mine. She seems like a terrific very thoughtful, good hearted, young lady and a 1000Xs too good for that grifting squirt who preys on the naïveté of someone like her.

She posted the story, perhaps as a warning to other girls, and referenced 'a Disney vlogger' as the asshole who acted like a vile misogynistic violent dirtbag___ but intrepid Tattle detectives quickly unearthed photos of her and PotatoHead Pallo on her old social media pages that corresponded perfectly to one of his WoeIsME / Valley of Despair periods where he 'lost someone, broken up witth someone dear to him' on his vlog. All was corroborated.

The girl has gone on to marry and has a lovely family and a husband who, by all accounts, adores her and values her unlike the Call of Duty-playing, lying, park hopping, cruise begging, shower taking POS grifter.

She really dodged a bullet and saved herself from more misery dealing with that LOSER.

The End! 🙃 :D

Just ran across this classic. Come back to us Susan Amen ❤ 🙏💄💍💋👄💚🧡❤💜💔

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I somehow feel dumber knowing this. Is there a link to her picture or her posts anywhere?
 
dave2708 said:
What can I expect when i sign up to his impending exclusive OnlyFans page?
Something happening on or under The Captain's Table- hopefully with the captain.
He'll need to lose the moobs, though.
Cruising the Cruise with Kyle Part 01.
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Hardly anything. Considering it's his main source of reliable income he rarely bothers with it. He last updated it almost a month ago.
If you're lucky he'll wish you a Happy Birthday on his vlog if he remembers, he'll put your name in his video credits at the end, but he updates them so infrequently it'll probably still be there long after your gravestone has collapsed into dust. You'll get occasional previews of his clickbait thumbnails and early access to some vlogs the night before.
That's it.

Oh and he's not gay, allegedly. Just ambiguous for grifting purposes.

DetroitFartCity said:
I somehow feel dumber knowing this. Is there a link to her picture or her posts anywhere?
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I copied these from the previous thread posters and Cassandra over on Twitter. No discredit intended.

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Correction: In my previous post I was referring to Patreon, not OnlyFans. But my point was if he had an account there he probably wouldn't post anything to it.
 
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Scooby Don't said:
Hardly anything. Considering it's his main source of reliable income he rarely bothers with it. He last updated it almost a month ago.
If you're lucky he'll wish you a Happy Birthday on his vlog if he remembers, he'll put your name in his video credits at the end, but he updates them so infrequently it'll probably still be there long after your gravestone has collapsed into dust. You'll get occasional previews of his clickbait thumbnails and early access to some vlogs the night before.
That's it.

Oh and he's not gay, allegedly. Just ambiguous for grifting purposes.


I copied these from the previous thread posters and Cassandra over on Twitter. No discredit intended.

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Correction: In my previous post I was referring to Patreon, not OnlyFans. But my point was if he had an account there he probably wouldn't post anything to it.
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OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING. Thank you for sharing. What a bleeping insane thing to do.
 
Scooby Don't said:
Hardly anything. Considering it's his main source of reliable income he rarely bothers with it. He last updated it almost a month ago.
If you're lucky he'll wish you a Happy Birthday on his vlog if he remembers, he'll put your name in his video credits at the end, but he updates them so infrequently it'll probably still be there long after your gravestone has collapsed into dust. You'll get occasional previews of his clickbait thumbnails and early access to some vlogs the night before.
That's it.

Oh and he's not gay, allegedly. Just ambiguous for grifting purposes.


I copied these from the previous thread posters and Cassandra over on Twitter. No discredit intended.

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Correction: In my previous post I was referring to Patreon, not OnlyFans. But my point was if he had an account there he probably wouldn't post anything to it.
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She must be the tiniest woman in the world or he's standing on a three foot tall box.
 
SnapChet said:
Pallo (use your best Joan Crawford voice here):

NO MICROWAVE BAKED POTATOES ____ EVER!

(Pallo's inner ninja warrior.)
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The young woman who fled to get away from him is one lucky lady. Presently, in a 'water seeks its own level' coupling, Lora seems a good match. She as desperate and flailing as the fun-size man-child Pallo is.
And in the looks department she pales in comparison to 'the one that got away. Again, making her a good match for the little canned ham Pallo whose hair is getting thinner as fast as his waist is getting thicker. They'll make a FUGLY duo and good riddance to both.


To go with the moniker: Little Tater
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BTW: Morning Twitter troll is up: __ And, shockface, "Hulkster" is 'first'! ...bet he stays awake all night with a twitter alert to post first. :ROFLMAO:

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SnapChet… you are bleeping hilarious. Seriously… this whole post made me almost pee my pants.:ROFLMAO:
 
TATERGATE is just NOT going away. 😬 Good!
That vile and misogynistic little canned ham deserves all the negativity coming his way.
A man who is abusive to women is the lowest form of life. :mad:



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Pathetic “Disney” vlogger? Instead, he’s going to walk around aimlessly and point out concrete and that it’s crowded. “That’s your daily dose”.
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@KylePallo
Puddle jumping weather. Right up kyle’s aisle.
Don't microwave my potato, bro!
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