Kirk Norcross

His words . . Been quiet on socials because he's got a partner now . .
Partner? 🤔
Surely thats a term used when you've been together a lot longer than a couple of dates?
1st red flag imo
 
His words . . Been quiet on socials because he's got a partner now . .
Partner? 🤔
Surely thats a term used when you've been together a lot longer than a couple of dates?
1st red flag imo
Oh he makes me wanna 🤮

Course he had to slip in that he's got a partner now, I've got bananas in my kitchen older than they've been together, any other person who was that concerned about keeping things private wouldn't even let on. The fact he's already disclosed this means it won't be long until he shows her face, he can't help himself.
 
Ha ha ha 😂
Ive just watched a clip of Liam Tuffs dancing
I know he's not everyone's cup of tea but it reminded me of how utterly shite but thoroughly entertaining Kirks morning "dances" were. .

Come back Kirk ... all is forgiven 🤭
 
That post of his earlier. .
Her in his arms, face emoji'd out ..
My brown eyed girl song playing. .
Had he just given birth to her or what?
Im sure I've seen similar labour posts 🤣
 
That post of his earlier. .
Her in his arms, face emoji'd out ..
My brown eyed girl song playing. .
Had he just given birth to her or what?
Im sure I've seen similar labour posts 🤣
I really don't understand WHY he felt the need to post that pic of himself and the new Mrs, you can't see her face?! But of course he kept everything else in and showed off her figure. That'll no doubt score him some man points amongst his egotistical friends, he wants people to think "Corr look at the sort Kirks pulled". Again, it's giving 15 year old on Snapchat showing off their first gf.

You can tell he's absolutely desperate to show her off. Give it til Christmas and there will be a full face reveal, cos let's face it, in Kirks World a 1 month long relationship is the equivalent to a 5 year marriage.
 
Cor, who pulled his chain today?
How does he even know if people screen shot his posts if he doesn't know them? Doesn't make sense to me.
And, a 5 hr round trip?
For THAT haircut?
Wow . . I get it if you are having some really edgy cut/style . . But he hasn't. Looks pretty average as blokes cuts go . . 🫤
 
If it’s not in his mates group chat what does it matter to him??
sounds like bollocks to me.
I’ve screenshot loads of celebs posts and shared in the girls WhatsApp group never watched a story Instagram of the celeb having a paddy because muggins here didn’t like the outfit they wore to an awards ceremony!
 
Cor, who pulled his chain today?
How does he even know if people screen shot his posts if he doesn't know them? Doesn't make sense to me.
And, a 5 hr round trip?
For THAT haircut?
Wow . . I get it if you are having some really edgy cut/style . . But he hasn't. Looks pretty average as blokes cuts go . . 🫤
I’d go as far as to say that haircut is awful. Looks like a trainee has done it!
 
For someone who is in a new relationship, got himself a new "Mrs" Has set up a new business etc, he's really suffering with his depression again . . I wonder if it's that haircut? I'd be pissed off too 🤣

Im not wishing depression on anyone btw . .
Just none of his posts ever make sense, he's so contradictory.
 
For someone who is in a new relationship, got himself a new "Mrs" Has set up a new business etc, he's really suffering with his depression again . . I wonder if it's that haircut? I'd be pissed off too 🤣

Im not wishing depression on anyone btw . .
Just none of his posts ever make sense, he's so contradictory.
I agree, and whilst I don't wish depression on anyone either, and yes it affects everyone in different ways, but when I was depressed a few years back, I could barely face getting out of bed, let alone starting a business, going to shopping centers, mini golf with his new Mrs and eating out at fancy restaurants, just doesn't fit the narrative he's trying to lay it on thick to his followers about. it's like he just says it to drum up a bit of sympathy and keep himself somewhat relevant, or so nobody criticises him for anything he does, so he can then pull out the "you can't say that to me I'm depressed! #BeKind"

Also, why's he bothered putting an emoji over the most recent pic of the new Mrs' face, but not her boobs that are practically popping out? Oh I forgot it's so he can show off the sort of woman he's sleeping with to the likes of his creepy mates like baldy Chaz 🤮

Edit - forgot to add, I'm off to the Centre Parcs he frequently goes to in a few weeks time, I think he was there last Christmas, PRAYING I don't see that bloated Botox face of his while I'm there 🙈
 
So in 1 breath he says its OK to not be ok. .
And then signs off with "whatever you do, do it with a smile"
That again, is SOOO contradicting. .
He just clutches at a few buzz words/sayings and uses them regardless of whether it makes sense or not.
Tiresome listening to tbh
 
It's soooo cringe that he's calling her his "partner" and bragging about how happy lil Miss ❤face makes him . .
Little miss ♥ face 😂😂😂 love it hahahaha

I said it before and I'll say it again, I'm calling a face reveal over Christmas, them two wearing matching pjs under the tree, with H in the pic for good measure, cos he'll love all the comments from people telling him what a looker she is, how he's "punching" and how people are soooo happy for him. Ugh, if anything will put me off my Christmas dinner it'll be THAT
 
God, grow the duck up Kirk, I swear he thinks these sorts of pics are a flex
 

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