Kerrie Essex #10 gayboi has gone away, the slag kerrie comes out to play

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The award for the quickest aging couple on tiktok has to go to these two.
I can't get my head around how old she looks. The heavy make up and red lipstick need to go, she looks awful.
She has aged so quickly in the last 4 yrs it's mental.
why is her face swollen? why are her brows so dark 😂 why is her eyes so far apart 😂 why she still wearing red lipstick 😂 she looks 50+
 
why is her face swollen? why are her brows so dark 😂 why is her eyes so far apart 😂 why she still wearing red lipstick 😂 she looks 50+
The way she puts that brow gel on but totally refuses to accept that the front bits of the eyebrows need some attention.
She's aging sooo fast. She needs far less make up. She had her eyelashes done - wow, immediately they're only half on 😂
What a waste of money. She looks like a woman with them half on. Either stop picking them off or don't have them done! They look awful half on and half off!

On another note she bought a new make-up chair 😂 anyone who knows what they are doing with DIY would of measured the dressing area to the height of the chair, but they are both so thick and didn't think of that so she had to buy another chair 😂

And for the final time Kerrie it is FAVOURITE not FRAVOURITE - stop being so thick!
 

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I see mum of the year didn’t take Cameron on the train 🙃🙃 what happened to that he would never miss a weekend kezza cos you’d make sure he didn’t? 😂🙃
Yet going to Norwich to get her hair done what a waste of petrol money if she got a 7 seater she could have gone down last weekend with all the kids but no kerrie won’t bother cos she’d have to spend time with Danny’s kids, also is she taking all the kids with her or getting her mum to babysit like she used to before they fell out
 
Surprise surprise her mums got the kids, she’s unbelievable she will use anyone to get what she wants whether it be babysitting, free things(which she sells most of them anyway ) faking friendships to make her look good anything that will benefit her she’ll do, and Cameron won’t hardly remember his grandma and albies only just met her, yet she needed her hair doing she’s a joke and I never go on peoples looks or appearances but her hair looks the same
 
I’m confused why she doesn’t get her hair done with the lady that’s always done her hair Danny drop her off with the kids in the car then pick her up after? Then she doesn’t need to find a “babysitter” for the day? Mind you that what everyone else would have done we all know these 2 are very very short of a few brain cells. He seemed pretty pissed off with the amount of money she’s spent in that Asda haul that’s for sure
 
Cos she gets miss piggy Danny’s brothers girlfriend Chloe to do her hair probs gets it done for free that’s why 😂 imagine leaving ya kids with ya mother who in ya own words is a tit parent and likes the drink! Yet kezza didn’t want alcohol at her wedding cos it brings back ‘trauma’ she doesn’t like being around people that drink her own words, yet will happily leave her kids with her mother 🙃😂
 
Wow leaving the kids with the mother who is an alcoholic, trashes her house etc. shows just how desperate the pair of them are to dump the kids. Poor Albie left with another complete stranger, and they wonder why the kid never settles. Kezza has said the most awful things about her mum, actually unforgivable, yet she’s happy to leave her baby with a violent alcoholic. Kezza has slated her mum so badly online. I doubt her mother knows half the stuff kezza has been saying about her.
 
Why the f haven’t you got a car big enough to accommodate your children? Imagine having to say sorry kids one of you can’t come because there’s no room in the car and you have to make that choice who to leave behind. Sorry but they are sh*t parents
Sort your life out you pair of utter wasters fking grow up
 

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Wow the asda haul really shown Dannys Co trolling ways and kerrie laughing but yet it was a nervous laugh . Now they are married he becoming more and more like Victor meldrew as times goes on . And then blame it as he tired . Little mate , try getting up at 4.30 in the morning to drive an hour to work , start work at 6am do a shift finish at 2 drive an hour back . Pick up the kids from school. Then come home for half hour become a football coach for your sons football term train him and others , come home and still help me with the chores and housework and not going to sleep until 9pm at night that is tired you mate driving to have your misses have her hair done is not tired plus having a child who is autistic on top of all that with there needs that BLOODY TIRED MATE YOU ARE JUST BLOODY LAZY RANT OVER
 
See I am not Fanny’s biggest fan as I think he’s a lazy scrounging twit, lol. But I don’t think he’s controlling I think it’s the other way around. Kezza says jump and he says how far.. he’s basically a taxi service, for her shopping hauls, taking Cameron when he did. He’s an odd job man so she can have everything doing in her house, cos that house is all her stamp. The bedroom reflects it so well it’s all her stuff etc. he’s somebody who she can go on holiday with and days out when she can dump the kids 😂 He’s too scared to open that door and be his true self so he puts up with it and kezza nos he bats for the other team but she don’t wanna be on her own with the kids so she uses him for what she can get from him. Tbf if my husband did pointless shopping hauls on crap he didn’t need every day I’d roll my eyes too 😂😂. Yeah the tired bit though really irritates me when they both say it as they don’t do duck all, not like they actually have a job that requires early mornings, late finishes etc. They lounge round the house all day, going shopping numerous times a week.. 😂The whole relationship is a car crash and they basically are a pair of muppets and they both need chinning 😂😂😂
 
See I am not Fanny’s biggest fan as I think he’s a lazy scrounging twit, lol. But I don’t think he’s controlling I think it’s the other way around. Kezza says jump and he says how far.. he’s basically a taxi service, for her shopping hauls, taking Cameron when he did. He’s an odd job man so she can have everything doing in her house, cos that house is all her stamp. The bedroom reflects it so well it’s all her stuff etc. he’s somebody who she can go on holiday with and days out when she can dump the kids 😂 He’s too scared to open that door and be his true self so he puts up with it and kezza nos he bats for the other team but she don’t wanna be on her own with the kids so she uses him for what she can get from him. Tbf if my husband did pointless shopping hauls on crap he didn’t need every day I’d roll my eyes too 😂😂. Yeah the tired bit though really irritates me when they both say it as they don’t do duck all, not like they actually have a job that requires early mornings, late finishes etc. They lounge round the house all day, going shopping numerous times a week.. 😂The whole relationship is a car crash and they basically are a pair of muppets and they both need chinning 😂😂😂
I agree I don’t like him but she plays the victim hinting things about Danny so her adoring fans think he’s the bad guy then retracts it or deletes videos after she’s slated him, she’s manipulative and knows how to play victim it’s obvious she doesn’t keep friends or family relationships unless it benefits her
 
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