Kerrie Essex #10 gayboi has gone away, the slag kerrie comes out to play

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If she didn't try dressing like a 20 yr old half the time she would maybe find what suits her. She's looking old now, the younger girls clothes are never gonna look the same on her as they do on them!
 

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tit my husband must be cheating on me cos he takes his phone to the toilet 😂😂 I must be cheating on him cos I take my phone in when I have a bath 😂😂
bleeping hell Danny is a melt but the poor twit can’t even breath, he can’t go out with mates, he can’t take his phone to the toilet, he can’t have a password on his phone, he can’t drink alcohol… he’s probs not allowed to get a job.. jeez I’d rather be in prison 😂😂
Haaaaa haaaaa!! This is wild 🤣🤣 my husband takes his phone to the toilet as he's there for a good 30 mins 🤣🤣🤣 jesus the lack of trust is insane! God help kerrie if they both actually had to go out to work and be around the opposite sex like most of us are on a daily basis!!

And tbh who the duck would go near gayboi anyway he's rancid
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tit my husband must be cheating on me cos he takes his phone to the toilet 😂😂 I must be cheating on him cos I take my phone in when I have a bath 😂😂
bleeping hell Danny is a melt but the poor twit can’t even breath, he can’t go out with mates, he can’t take his phone to the toilet, he can’t have a password on his phone, he can’t drink alcohol… he’s probs not allowed to get a job.. jeez I’d rather be in prison 😂😂
Also just to add I've been with mine for 24 yrs and every year we have a lads hol & a girls hol we've done it since our kids were little and never ever would cheating cross my mind!! We go out with friends separately aswell quite often! Couldn't imagine being in a toxic jealous relationship
 
Haaaaa haaaaa!! This is wild 🤣🤣 my husband takes his phone to the toilet as he's there for a good 30 mins 🤣🤣🤣 jesus the lack of trust is insane! God help kerrie if they both actually had to go out to work and be around the opposite sex like most of us are on a daily basis!!

And tbh who the duck would go near gayboi anyway he's rancid
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Also just to add I've been with mine for 24 yrs and every year we have a lads hol & a girls hol we've done it since our kids were little and never ever would cheating cross my mind!! We go out with friends separately aswell quite often! Couldn't imagine being in a toxic jealous relationship
Their relationship sorry marriage must be absolutely draining. There probably both really unhappy deep down and it’s all down to kerries issues. If Danny’s gonna cheat he will do it when he’s up at his parents where he has freedom. Not being allowed his phone is just stupid Kerry ffs grow up your marriage is one big sham
 
Men are known for sitting on the toilet for ages, they just do 😂
My husband always takes his phone with him too, and you know what I don't say a word because I trust him. If you don't have trust in your relationship then you don't have anything Kerrie!
You really are pathetic grown arse women.

Fanny living up to his name, doing Kerrie's hair and nails and tan- wtf! She literally has no friends to do that kinda thing with does she 😂 actually laughable how sad her life is & they both think we are JEALOUS!! please tell us what part we are jealous of?

Had a pamper night, this morning she still looks haggered & a total mess!
Panda eyes come to mind the bleeping idiot!
She literally can't do anything right!!

Fanny away today for the weekend- I bet he loves being on his phone 24/7 without her going on & on. I wonder who he talks too 😂😂
 
Men are known for sitting on the toilet for ages, they just do 😂
My husband always takes his phone with him too, and you know what I don't say a word because I trust him. If you don't have trust in your relationship then you don't have anything Kerrie!
You really are pathetic grown arse women.

Fanny living up to his name, doing Kerrie's hair and nails and tan- wtf! She literally has no friends to do that kinda thing with does she 😂 actually laughable how sad her life is & they both think we are JEALOUS!! please tell us what part we are jealous of?

Had a pamper night, this morning she still looks haggered & a total mess!
Panda eyes come to mind the bleeping idiot!
She literally can't do anything right!!

Fanny away today for the weekend- I bet he loves being on his phone 24/7 without her going on & on. I wonder who he talks too 😂😂
She probably has a iPad linked to his phone and will see his messages via that.
 
The toilet and no phone is so laughable it's childish . Man I thought it was a man thing anyway sit in the toilet for 30 minutes or more with there phone . Whilst shits hit the fan on the out side . Lol man if she can't trust him why marry him I been with mine 14 years and not once have I told him kit to take his phone to the toilet . Mind you he might be cheating as he sits in the bath with his phone . Seriously I couldn't be that bad of a wife then kerrie keep being you babes make the rest of us wife's perfect lol . Man I can't stop laughing xx
 
Look at the state! 🤢
Belly hanging out. Think you should of bought the size up darling......

Doing the Dunelm Christmas presents now.
Why show everyone? Like to be praised for it bleeping Muppet!
I give to crisis at Christmas every year for 2/3 people. Doesn't mean I advertise it all over my social media.
She will do anything for attention & for people to like her! 😂😂
 

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Look at the state! 🤢
Belly hanging out. Think you should of bought the size up darling......

Doing the Dunelm Christmas presents now.
Why show everyone? Like to be praised for it bleeping Muppet!
I give to crisis at Christmas every year for 2/3 people. Doesn't mean I advertise it all over my social media.
She will do anything for attention & for people to like her! 😂😂
She's a proper munter behind the filters
 
Well apparently they open messages together and never open them with out the other 😂😂😂 oh pull the other one kezza ya melt
That's why he's going in the toilet with his phone for, hes got someone on the only fans getting him excited.
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If she didn't try dressing like a 20 yr old half the time she would maybe find what suits her. She's looking old now, the younger girls clothes are never gonna look the same on her as they do on them!
Bloody Nora!
 
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dumping the kids with her alcoholic mother tomorrow so she can have a girly day with Hannah! Imagine slagging ya mum off all over the internet, saying she’s a tit parent, is an alcoholic but cos ya need you time you dump ya baby and ya other kid there 😂😂 Can’t really be that dangerous then hey kezza maybe ya just spouted all that crap for attention so people felt sorry for you! Cos if it is true and your leaving ya kids with her then makes ya an even shitter parent than you already are 😂😂😂
 
dumping the kids with her alcoholic mother tomorrow so she can have a girly day with Hannah! Imagine slagging ya mum off all over the internet, saying she’s a tit parent, is an alcoholic but cos ya need you time you dump ya baby and ya other kid there 😂😂 Can’t really be that dangerous then hey kezza maybe ya just spouted all that crap for attention so people felt sorry for you! Cos if it is true and your leaving ya kids with her then makes ya an even shitter parent than you already are 😂😂😂
I was just gonna say that.
It's nice she has girly days with Hannah but tbh at Hannah's age I was with my mates 24/7. It's only as I came an adult me & my mum became like best friends. Don't get me wrong I always got with my mum etc when I was younger. My point being Kerrie uses Hannah as she has no girly friends at all!
The thing with Kerrie is if she knows someone who's a girl, she will say they are her friends- no Kerrie they are just people you know.

Going to bed earlier tonight as fanny ain't there and she doesn't have to keep an eye on him downstairs alone 😂
What a prick

Saying she has tummy ache, and then says 'and don't say you wouldn't be eating if you had tummy ache, because I have tummy ache I can still eat'
Yeah maybe darling but beans, cheese and coleslaw not really the thing to eat if you really did have tummy pains.
Attention seeking again kezza tut tut
 
I was just gonna say that.
It's nice she has girly days with Hannah but tbh at Hannah's age I was with my mates 24/7. It's only as I came an adult me & my mum became like best friends. Don't get me wrong I always got with my mum etc when I was younger. My point being Kerrie uses Hannah as she has no girly friends at all!
The thing with Kerrie is if she knows someone who's a girl, she will say they are her friends- no Kerrie they are just people you know.

Going to bed earlier tonight as fanny ain't there and she doesn't have to keep an eye on him downstairs alone 😂
What a prick

Saying she has tummy ache, and then says 'and don't say you wouldn't be eating if you had tummy ache, because I have tummy ache I can still eat'
Yeah maybe darling but beans, cheese and coleslaw not really the thing to eat if you really did have tummy pains.
Attention seeking again kezza tut tut


Tbh if danny can't take his phone to the toilet , what's her thoughts on hannah being around him that be next she be jealous of that relationship . And tbh maybe she things if hannah has friends she want her friends over and then ooo my kerry what would you do then . 🤔 maybe that's why she got rid of the dog jealous of the fact danny preferred four legged things rather then two 🤔 😉
 
Albie has been grouchy morning, noon or night lately when she has shown him. It's clearly nothing to do with getting up earlier.
Babies teeth are coming through until they are 2 or 3, it may well be his teeth bothering him.
But no, she thinks its easier to put him to bed later - as it suits her better!
Imagine saying to school...he won't be in until 11am because he doesn't like getting up early 😂
Silly cow. If she stopped picking him up every minute it would help as well, she's made him clingy!
She must be a nightmare to live with.
I reckon the only reason Danny is still with is her because he gets a break when he goes to see his other kids, bet he can't wait to get away from her 😂
 
That kid is grumpy 90% of the time because he’s not getting any stimulation or fresh air! If Danny wasn’t there Albie wouldn’t go out. She takes him to no groups, sensory rooms at the children centres no mixing with other children similar ages nothing. The cabin fever must be up there for that poor boy. If he was being stimulated and getting to use his brain he’d be sleeping a lot better because he’d be mentally exhausted. She shouldn’t of had him it’s not fair on Albie at all
 
I agree Albie is non-stop moaning. I think it's because she picks him up at every moan he makes. He's not even crying he's winging. Just let him moan instead of always giving in to him.
Tbh I never went to those groups, not my kinda thing. Always find they are so clicky. Doesn't mean for one sec either if my children were bored or unstimulated.
Kerrie or Danny never get on the floor and play with him. I never see Albie with play dough, crayons etc. yeah he might try and put them in his mouth but you say no & anyway 9 times outta 10 they don't try to do a second time because it taste horrible!
Albie never has water play either unless in bath. My 2nd child was obsessed with water, still is actually. Just because you are in door doesn't mean he can't experiment with water, sand, play dough, glup,- all those.kinda things.
Albie never has anything to help.with his senses, he's just plonked on the floor with shop bought boring toys. No wonder he's bored shirtless & moaning.
I remember going to the pound shop and getting all different sensory things (not toys) like a hair roller, a brush, wooden spoon, metal spoon- all things like that. He would sit and play with them for ages.
Problem is neither of them have any imagination at all. Because she feeds & clothes them she thinks she's the best mum ever! Both selfish idiots
 
I remember bathing my daughters dolls with her on the living room when she was Albies age, water everywhere, she loved it. My neighbour commented that she didn't know how I had the patience ( probably how Kerrie would think).
I also used to get up 2 hrs before I knew my babies would wake, so I could get things done. They were in a routine so it was easy to know when they'd wake. Most mums do this, get to bed early and up before them.
Not Kerrie though, Albie is her alarm clock.
She's a tit show through & through.
 
The actual state of her, trying to look posh 😂 Wearing double collars with her cheap coat all bunched up looks awful and them rings!
 

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