Kelly...Kids and the Commute #4 Unemployed and overworked! Every excuse to dodge time with the girls!

[Aab41]

It's not even a thing, how exciting for the girls in the morning, not....

 

[Bad_karma]

What idea is that?? She doesn't even work!!

We should have placed bets on how many of her elf ideas involve sweets!

 

[Bumble2019]

What idea is that?? She doesn't even work!!

Day 12 and she can’t be bothered already, even though she’s making this her main Christmas content!

Loading the girls up with lots of sugary chocolate again…I’m sure just one packet or tub would have been enough.

 

[Bad_karma]

Day 12 and she can’t be bothered already, even though she’s making this her main Christmas content!

Loading the girls up with lots of sugary chocolate again…I’m sure just one packet or tub would have been enough.

Just one chocolate would have been enough!

 

[Bumble2019]

She wont be able to stop Abi grabbing whole handfuls at a time. Lets not forget their daily chocolate from their advent calendars too.

Then she'll have Abi down at Tiger Fit doing high energy dance classes to work it off. Make it make sense.

I thought the whole elf on the shelf thing was Kellys "thing". That she "loved" doing? But her ideas are lame. Sticking an elf on top of a tub of chocolates is not much of an "idea" is it!!!

 

[Bobcat]

She’s got a phone. She can google good ideas the lazy twit.
Yet again I find her so dull yet never unfollow her!

 

[Eastspendy]

She’s got a phone. She can google good ideas the lazy twit.
Yet again I find her so dull yet never unfollow her!

I feel the same but it’s become a weird fascination as how dire she gets.

 

[Bumble2019]

She's teamed up with Brummy Mummy for a podcast! I think Kelly thinks being a guest on these podcasts is akin to going on the Jonathan Ross show!

I'm pretty certain she bought that new dining table not for family dinners but to look good chatting sh!t in to her phone on podcasts.

Kellys like a crapper version of Brummy Mummy. AT least Brummy Mummy kind of has an angle ("curvy" fashion, the 90s, tv shows, disney) not my cup of tea but she does it all a lot better than Kelly!

I saw they had been sniffing about eachothers accounts so I wondered how long it would be before they came new besties

 

[Jade33]

She's teamed up with Brummy Mummy for a podcast! I think Kelly thinks being a guest on these podcasts is akin to going on the Jonathan Ross show!

I'm pretty certain she bought that new dining table not for family dinners but to look good chatting sh!t in to her phone on podcasts.

Kellys like a crapper version of Brummy Mummy. AT least Brummy Mummy kind of has an angle ("curvy" fashion, the 90s, tv shows, disney) not my cup of tea but she does it all a lot better than Kelly!

I saw they had been sniffing about eachothers accounts so I wondered how long it would be before they came new besties

Haha brummy does nothing better than anyone she's a mess!

 

[Flipflopdrop]

Haha brummy does nothing better than anyone she's a mess!

Oh fgs this is worst duo ever. Truly scraping the barrel there.

 

[Bumble2019]

lol Kelly posted about it on her stories but brunch mummy hasn’t!
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Haha brummy does nothing better than anyone she's a mess!

Lol, well if you’re gonna be bad (lazy and insufferable!) you may as well be reaallly bad!

 

[Bad_karma]

What do these two got to talk about in a podcast? Kelly used to have a job and was commute, now she's a stay at home lazy mum. No offence to stay at home mums, Kelly is just very bad at it!

 

[Jade33]

What do these two got to talk about in a podcast? Kelly used to have a job and was commute, now she's a stay at home lazy mum. No offence to stay at home mums, Kelly is just very bad at it!

I'd say that's what they've got in common

 

[Eastspendy]

Sugary fizzy drink before school. Hardly an original idea either. Minimal effort Kelly.

 

[Bad_karma]

I did something with the elfs that involved kinder egs this week but the boys knew there was no way they were allowed to eat those before school, it was a treat for when they came home in the afternoon. Do we think Kelly has such control with her girls? No, by the look of Abi.

 

[Bumble2019]

What is the idea here? That the elves made a drink with the cola bottles? I don’t get it?!
I can’t believe she lets them drink canned fizzy drinks. She took loads to Center parcs. She’s so odd, goes to tiger fit and attempts to eat healthily herself whilst plying her girls with fizzy drinks, chocolate and sweets.

 

[Jade33]

What is the idea here? That the elves made a drink with the cola bottles? I don’t get it?!
I can’t believe she lets them drink canned fizzy drinks. She took loads to Center parcs. She’s so odd, goes to tiger fit and attempts to eat healthily herself whilst plying her girls with fizzy drinks, chocolate and sweets.

Cola bottles are made by elves drinking coke and shitting them out

 

[Bumble2019]

She can't even come up with a good take on the song for twelve days of Christmas!

How many takes on whatsapp/school mental load can she do ffs!

If anyone can keep on top of school admin it should be unemployed, layabout Kelly.

 

[Eastspendy]

Haven’t seen or heard of the content lizard in a while…

 

[Bumble2019]

No weekend content from Kelly? Wanting to hide the fact they’re all holed up in the living room again? Has she given up on the elf thing already too?

She’s so crap at this ‘influencing’ job!