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Oh god now she’s throwing a ‘big toddler playdate’ another ‘c’mon strangers on the internet, meet my child’ event just like her live shows
Oh god now she’s throwing a ‘big toddler playdate’ another ‘c’mon strangers on the internet, meet my child’ event just like her live shows
Covers her face online but will let strangers meet her in person… right
She isn't the daughter of Beyoncé or Kim K FFS the notionsCovers her face online but will let strangers meet her in person… right
She’s viewing wedding venues…but single.
Make it make sense.
I saw her younger sister and Seán Moncrieff out and about last week. I actually recognised Cora before I recognised him! All thanks to Keemon.she obviously thinks people (including other mothers) are desperate to see her child’s face and so will actually pay for an event to meet her. Exploiting her daughter as per
But she exploits her daughter, her family (including her very young little sister), her friends and her fans to make money, so why am I still surprised that she’d go this far lol
Who’s one of the girls? She has no friends after her fall out with Eimear. Kim also unfollowed Keelin, must’ve taken Keelin awhile to notice that one. I checked last week and Keelin was still following Kim, not the case anymore.she said ‘one of the girls just got engaged’ at the start, but most people wouldn’t hear that because it’s said in the first few seconds. She obviously meant for it to seem like the venue’s for her and Jason with the emoji. I wonder how he feels about all the ‘oooh are we getting back together or are we not?’ jokes online. He already has to house his ex, it must be long having to put up with this too
She needs to lay off the “young mother” thing. She might be the first person in her friend group to have a child, making her the youngest mother of her peers. But being 24/25 is a multi-generational normal age to have a baby. It is sickeningly how desperate she is to be seen as a teenage mother.
She probably feels like a teen mum because she lives the life of a teenager. No stable job and v self centred, she was still living in a druggie houseshare when she got pregnant. If she was in full time work since 18, by 25 she’d be 7yrs into a career with a stable place to live and maybe some savings, and would feel a lot more adult IMO
Bilingual KeelinI understand motherhood being all consuming, but she has changed her niche so many times it’s hard to understand how she still has any loyal followers remaining. Just to name a few, there’s been the vegan keelin (now literally eats meat), environmentalist keelin (now shops at urban outfitters), the concerned mother keelin (now ‘unintentionally’ shows her daughter’s face and private information about her), child psychologist keelin (has no qualifications or knowledge besides the first few lines of Wikipedia). Lord knows what’s next
Not to mention unironically referencing Juno (an actual teenage parent) when she first became a motherShe probably feels like a teen mum because she lives the life of a teenager. No stable job and v self centred, she was still living in a druggie houseshare when she got pregnant. If she was in full time work since 18, by 25 she’d be 7yrs into a career with a stable place to live and maybe some savings, and would feel a lot more adult IMO
she’s barely even trying to cover her online at this point too, i’ve noticed each vlog we see more and moreCovers her face online but will let strangers meet her in person… right
agreed 100% on all of this. the difference with her is she has to do feck all to earn her salary i guess. but my cousin works in investment banking and just got a small flat in rathmines for £500k so it’s deffo a wider crisis i agree with her thereAs much as I find Keelin irritating now with her using her daughter for clout, which is the main reason she had that child. I think in today's market it is really hard to get a place to live. And also it's not easy to know what you want to do at 18.
I cringed when I saw that she was sharing a post from her "baby daddy"'s friends meme page (taytocock) even though she doesn't really talk to them, maybe apart from Jordan who was in Jason's band but he's Jason's friend. Not that it's a big deal in itself but it's embarrassing when she currently won't STFU about the idea of them as a couple againKeelin posting gushy Instagram posts about her “baby daddy” (who she is clearly still in love with) is so cringy to me. He didn’t post anything about her on Mother’s Day so what is she doing? It makes her look like such a simp.