Katie snooks #5 Cheese, meat, booze and cake! Back to A&E with a tummy ache

[martaS]

Imagine how much squealing there was when she discovered it and her running to Father Geoffrey to go tell him

FATHER GEOFFREY

 

[hhhhhh]

Father Geoffrey cracked me up

 

[Babybail93]

Another booze, meat and cheese heavy weekend. The farts in that house must be like chemical warfare

 

[martaS]

Another booze, meat and cheese heavy weekend. The farts in that house must be like chemical warfare

Also no wonder she was constipated for a month once. Has she heard of fibre?

 

[Dwightschrute]

Also no wonder she was constipated for a month once. Has she heard of fibre?

She’s too smol to eat fibre, she can only eat food for kids bcos of her smol body

 

[Babybail93]

She’s too smol to eat fibre, she can only eat food for kids bcos of her smol body

Little teeny tiny Polly Pocket

 

[Tom_Nook]

Is there actually booze, meat and cheese?! I was half joking when I mentioned it before

Every day I'm grateful that I don't share a bathroom with Kathleen and Geoff.

 

[martaS]

Is there actually booze, meat and cheese?! I was half joking when I mentioned it before

Every day I'm grateful that I don't share a bathroom with Kathleen and Geoff.

Poor Morris though!

 

[Fineapple]

I stopped the recap when she said ‘blistered tomatoes’. duck OFF.

 

[Babybail93]

Sounds like an AD for wholefoods if you ask me? As well as the crisps. Can’t trust anything influencers say. Think I’ll report to ASA to be on the safe side. If she’s being transparent, she has nothing to worry about

 

[jaymie]

Sounds like an AD for wholefoods if you ask me? As well as the crisps. Can’t trust anything influencers say. Think I’ll report to ASA to be on the safe side. If she’s being transparent, she has nothing to worry about

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Did this East London foodie dip her crisps with hummus? Like wtf

 

[Babybail93]

Did this East London foodie dip her crisps with hummus? Like wtf

It’s the way she says she went to the shop to stock up on essentials, including the crisps. Then in the next breath she’s saying the crisps are adgifted? Well what is it? Make up your mind

 

[jaymie]

It’s the way she says she went to the shop to stock up on essentials, including the crisps. Then in the next breath she’s saying the crisps are adgifted? Well what is it? Make up your mind

I know, Hahaha so weird isn’t it. That Torres crisp is at least £3 a pack, I am offended. No wonder the continental think the Brits eat tit food.

 

[Babybail93]

I know, Hahaha so weird isn’t it. That Torres crisp is at least £3 a pack, I am offended. No wonder the continental think the Brits eat tit food.

A lot of effort went into that post as well for “just a freebie” bag of crisps. Anyone would think she was advertising something else as well?

 

[jaymie]

A lot of effort went into that post as well for “just a freebie” bag of crisps. Anyone would think she was advertising something else as well?

So weird, did she go to whole food to ‘stock up’ the crisps. And when she is at the counter, she just shout “I am the petite influencer, I am sponsored by Torres, I don’t need to pay. If you don’t let me go without paying, I am going to whinge”

 

[martaS]

"Espesh"? How hard is it to write the word properly?

 

[Babybail93]

"Espesh"? How hard is it to write the word properly?

She’s edgy and cool and down wid da kidz!

That’s how they speak these days isn’t it?

 

[martaS]

She’s edgy and cool and down wid da kidz!

That’s how they speak these days isn’t it?

It is, unforch!


So. Here we go again.

Why does she mention a holiday again, fishing for a gifted one, right?

She just has no sense of style whatsoever, does she? A nice Friday eve date and she's wearing a cheap looking crop top with no bra and a boring skirt.

Everything is "the best"

Or favourite.
Speaking of "favs".
"Our favourite" though? Everything is "us" and "our" now.

I am turning into a preachy, judgemental vegetarian but seriously, all these meats

So the place that has everything Italian didn't have basil?

Her copy is just so repetitive. Using "catch up" twice in one Story is bad enough but it also she just sounds like a primary school student describing their weekend for homework.

 

[martaS]

Forgot to add in that post which I cannot edit anymore, regarding the sandwich, that it's basically Katie's diet in a nutshell: bread, cheese and meet. All is missing is a glass of wine from the Loire Valley.

 

[ahemahem]

She added a picture of her sweat droplets to her stories. I will repeat that: Kathleen Snooks, has shared a picture of her sweat.
She really be spoiling us today.