Katie Snooks #12 Fragrance fanatic, poses dramatic, thank God for aff links or she’d be in the attic

How soon will Katie go on another holiday or break to combat that feeling of doom she gets post-hols

  • Definitely in the next month, even though she keeps mentioning that money is tight atm

    Votes: 17 15.6%

  • When she gets one kindly gifted

    Votes: 32 29.4%

  • Her family will take her for a weekend away to help w/ the post-period-delaying-pill "hormonal funk

    Votes: 17 15.6%

  • No holiday straight away but HUSBAND will take her on a million little dates to keep K occupied

    Votes: 43 39.4%
  • Total voters
    109
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Recap:

- Special K went on her long awaited honeymoon to the Maldives. Her photography was so shite she managed to make the place look like Margate.
- being the petite fashionista she is, Thumbeleen only took white & black outfits, including her manky white trainers
- her skin hasn’t been looking it’s best recently, which she pointed out, and hid behind an oversized sunhat. Simultaneously she shilled more skin & me ads. I
- cried to Morrison on FaceTime?
- more tummy bloat piks after eating stuff she shouldn’t be eating
- had the infamously expected post holiday feeling of doom, which she has now renamed ‘a hormonal funk’
- spoke about not being into celebrating Valentine’s Day
- did a whole ass multiple story whilst posing piks celebrating Valentine’s Day
- talked about not being into porn
- then advertised a website about porn
- gave misleading and frankly inappropriate & outdated dating/sexual/relationship advice
- went to London fashion week dressed like a cross between Austin powers & Dr evil
- probably did a decluttering/whingeing vlog but I don’t watch them so please someone fill in
- got her ears pierced at some expo with a gun so expect much ‘my ears are not healing’ content coming your way to a theatre near you
- went on a ‘solo date to a pub’ to read a book on a Friday night (as u do) and whinged about the lack of seating
 
Can I vote for all of the above as Kathleen's next holibobs?

My humble suggest is that she rebrand herself as a clutter organisation channel. Perhaps the the opposite of Marie kondo, she might even get a show on bbc3 as a foil to Stacey Solomon's tidies up your gaff (close enough)

The petite fashion angle just isn't taking off and it's clearly because she isn't really interested in style or fashion.
 
Just read the blog post about the special beautiful dream magic honeymoon highlights.


There's the classic holiday photo of Katie with her bikini bottoms pulled halfway up her arse and several of her gazing at various views.


'We had the 7 course Seafood menu with wine pairing which set us back £900 (by far the most expensive meal we’ve ever had) but was an experience like no other! The food was tasty and of a high standard but some of the dishes I found to be a bit too experimental. I really think you’re paying for the experience of dining under sea here!'


HOW MUCH!!!!???? She didn't even say what they had! Also this is the only time in the blog post she mentions the price of anything. £900! I cannot get my head around that. Even £90 would have been a splurge.
 
Tom_Nook said:
Just read the blog post about the special beautiful dream magic honeymoon highlights.


There's the classic holiday photo of Katie with her bikini bottoms pulled halfway up her arse and several of her gazing at various views.


'We had the 7 course Seafood menu with wine pairing which set us back £900 (by far the most expensive meal we’ve ever had) but was an experience like no other! The food was tasty and of a high standard but some of the dishes I found to be a bit too experimental. I really think you’re paying for the experience of dining under sea here!'


HOW MUCH!!!!???? She didn't even say what they had! Also this is the only time in the blog post she mentions the price of anything. £900! I cannot get my head around that. Even £90 would have been a splurge.
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That is disgustingly extravagant. Especially in the current climate.
 
Tom_Nook said:
Just read the blog post about the special beautiful dream magic honeymoon highlights.


There's the classic holiday photo of Katie with her bikini bottoms pulled halfway up her arse and several of her gazing at various views.


'We had the 7 course Seafood menu with wine pairing which set us back £900 (by far the most expensive meal we’ve ever had) but was an experience like no other! The food was tasty and of a high standard but some of the dishes I found to be a bit too experimental. I really think you’re paying for the experience of dining under sea here!'


HOW MUCH!!!!???? She didn't even say what they had! Also this is the only time in the blog post she mentions the price of anything. £900! I cannot get my head around that. Even £90 would have been a splurge.
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That’s insane - a month’s rent for a lot of people!
 
I caught up with the weekly vlog earlier and couldn't believe how messy the bathroom still looked AFTER she had 'decluttered' it (and I am certainly not a minimalist!)

They have such a lovely spacious house and plenty of money to buy nice storage solutions so there's really no need for it.
 
She had a duvet den on a holiday? 😳
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This one looks like she's wearing a diaper
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And this one like she didn't realise she had a wedgie and her top/dress pulled, and the photographer was didn't have the heart to tell her
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Thatsnotmyname123 said:
Was that the same place where she is her feet up on the chair?! Hopefully not. I can’t imagine I would but if I did go for a meal that cost that much I would be dressed in my best.
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'Tis, I'm afraid
 
I think it’s all about the quirk, and living up to the hipster wank lifestyle. Geoffoirè comes across as a country house guy. I think he’s appeasing kaffleen by allowing her to wreck the house up to the eyeballs with dusty tat from the Thames as a reward for her being a cuckold wife.
He will grow tired of this charade soon I predict, and uproot back to the Yorkshire mansion.
 
unt Bessie said:
I caught up with the weekly vlog earlier and couldn't believe how messy the bathroom still looked AFTER she had 'decluttered' it (and I am certainly not a minimalist!)

They have such a lovely spacious house and plenty of money to buy nice storage solutions so there's really no need for it.
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I don't know if s storage solution is a solution, she'd just keep all her out of date skincare out of sight, and you can see how that lead to her hoarding even more stuff
 
unt Bessie said:
I caught up with the weekly vlog earlier and couldn't believe how messy the bathroom still looked AFTER she had 'decluttered' it (and I am certainly not a minimalist!)

They have such a lovely spacious house and plenty of money to buy nice storage solutions so there's really no need for it.
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I thought it looked way better. She likes maximalism and she did it well in her tiny bathroom surprisingly but can't carry it through anywhere else. She has no idea how to execute any of her style ideas for the house and would benefit from having an interior expert come in and help. She just has no style in general considering how she dresses herself.
 
So I braved watching the vlog this week and here's a few snippets.
Her office tidy. How can you let a room reach such a state? This is actually her workplace, just as well, not just a spare room.
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They collect wine corks. They have a jar dedicated to those. She brought some back from the Maldives.
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She still can't use cutlery. It would probably help if she had normal size cutlery and these oversized monstrosities. I refuse to believe her hands are that small.
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900 POUNDS FOR SOME "TASTY" FOOD?! Fucking hell, I can make beans on toast that's more than tasty, and would cost about 0.1% of that.

I'm sorry, I know and understand that people earn different amounts of money and it's up to the individual(s) how they spend it....but given the state of the economy at the moment I am genuinely disgusted at how much money they have spent on a single meal. 900 quid would be an expensive two weeks away for a lot of couples, never mind dinner out. Urgh.
 
She's only just put the wedding disposable cameras in to get developed?! Well She can't be that "stupidly excited" to see what photos the wedding guests took!!
Why did she make desserts when they went out for a roast dinner? Are they all too tight to pay for dessert out?
 
Usually a lurker but I just had to comment about the £900 meal. My mum recently went to the Maldives and it (transport + accommodation) cost around £4K. We're working class so that was the cheapest option but still the holiday of a lifetime for her. I remember Kath complaining that she couldn't afford a honeymoon for ages, no she just couldn't afford spending £6k+. It's basically the most expensive honeymoon you could choose, only the best for our Kath.

My mum also had the same underwater meal. It was £230 for 2 people on a set menu (still plenty of food). You are not paying £900 for the experience. They just HAD to get the fanciest most expensive menu.
 
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