Katie Price #51 she's wealthy for someone who has no money, no Krusties find it funny

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DC16 said:
Baby Hayler is here….
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Ha hahahaha! It will be self-combusting now :)

Ecosse said:
Or, God forbid, the wedding that's never been done before.
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The bride wears a Big Bird suit and wanky is dressed like Rod Hull's Emu. Isss ownly rite wiv all dem fedders innit???

Lucid30 said:
Why is it trolling, when people are merely pointing out price has spelled the name wrong? 🤔
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Yes it can't even spell the ridiculous names it saddled the kids with
 
Surely all the men she's been with could see exactly what she was like from the second they met her. She doesn't exactly hide her vulgar personality. Money? Fame? I just cannot fathom why anyone would choose her as the mother of their children. I found this from February 2008. Nanny slagging both Pete and KP off over their parenting skills. Maybe Pete was just as bad but saw the light, or maybe he has better PR, either way those poor poor children.

Cele|bitchy | Jordan’s Ex-nanny Says She’s ‘No Mom of the Year’

Celebitchy is a daily gossip and entertainment blog, started in 2006, which also focuses on liberal politics, royal coverage and fashion.
www.celebitchy.com www.celebitchy.com

Becky, 25, stormed: “Their life is very different to the one on TV. The reality is she’s selfish and self-centred – and NOT the perfect mum.

“If viewers had seen what I saw off-camera they’d be astounded. The only thing they do as a family is photoshoots.”

In the revealing interview she tells how Jordan:

ALLOWED overweight thyroid disorder sufferer Harvey to eat TWENTY chicken nuggets at once – even though she’d been told by doctors he could DIE if he didn’t diet.

WAS QUIZZED by SOCIAL SERVICES after the blind autistic youngster scalded himself in a bath of hot water.

TAUGHT Harvey to say “f*** off just so she and Andre could raise a laugh from their friends at a barbecue.

ASTONISHINGLY sent Becky a TEXT from her bed summoning her nanny from her cottage in the grounds of the £2.5 million mansion at 4AM… because the star couldn’t be bothered to get up and cope with Junior crying in a nearby room.

Becky told the paper: “When she was named Celebrity Mum Of The Year by Grattan last year I laughed.


[From The Sun]


Becky goes on to say that the ‘devoted parents’ routine is just that–a routine. The pair only cuddle and play with the children when the cameras are on, but when there’s no one around to impress, they were all too eager to dump the kids on the nanny. Apparently, Peter likes to hang out in his recording studio, while Jordan is more worried about her beauty treatments than changing diapers. The nanny expressed particular concern for Jordan’s oldest son, Harvey, who is autistic, blind, and suffers from a thyroid disorder.

Jordan has blamed her son’s weight problems on him hating vegetables, saying: “The doctors told me, ‘If he doesn’t go on a diet he could die’. I said, ‘I’m telling you now, he will not eat vegetables. He only wants to eat chicken nuggets or anything with potato’.”

But Becky – whose interview can be seen in full at notw.co.uk – says: “That is total rubbish, he WOULD eat vegetables – you just had to have patience and you had to hide them.

“I used to give him Bernard Matthews mini kievs and hide green beans inside. She’d seen me doing it but she knew it took PATIENCE to get him to eat them.

“Harvey’s weight problems were due to his condition but she also fed him the wrong things. They would sometimes give him up to 20 packets of raisins a day.”

On a holiday to Cyprus the nanny watched in horror as the couple fed him a mountain of fast food.

“In a McDonalds Peter bought him 20 chicken nuggets and chips and brought them back to the car,” she said. “Then he and Katie went shopping while Harvey bolted them down.

“I didn’t want him to eat them but I was not his mum. They went on holiday in America for ten days and he lost nearly a stone when I looked after him. I just gave him healthy food and exercise.”
 
midsummer blue said:
Nothing offends me at my age Mrs Ems so you carry on. I love your posts. 😁😁
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I am actually socially conscious about what I say etc. I would never swear around children, or people I don't know personally. In fact I only swear at my husband, the head...he's so lovely🥰 it's a term of endearment❤

My family still take the piss out of me because I don't say 'fart' in front of my children, 18, 16,13. It's still bottom burp🤦‍♀️🤣
 
MrsEms said:
I am actually socially conscious about what I say etc. I would never swear around children, or people I don't know personally. In fact I only swear at my husband, the head...he's so lovely🥰 it's a term of endearment❤

My family still take the piss out of me because I don't say 'fart' in front of my children, 18, 16,13. It's still bottom burp🤦‍♀️🤣
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I use backdoor breeze with my niece and nephew
 
liar liar said:
Yes - you and others with similarly diagnosed kids most definitely deserve an explanation. What about the other 40 kids New Star have joining? What are their annual fees? What are their levels of disabilities and who is paying their funding? 41 is a strange in-take number - could it be that someone is not being charged? Questions, questions and, as a, charity they must be open with funding information. Maybe that could be something to investigate?
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Oh yes! Maybe it has pulled the scrounge move on them, got H a place on the pretext of all the great publicity she will bring to them?

I'm sure the parents of the other kids will be delighted to know they are inadvertantly subsidisng skanky's next batch of well-deserved 'olidays by shouldering the cost of her son's residence :(

liar liar said:
Who was she in Benidorm?
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Lesley - definately. The wigs. The norks. The wrinkles; Yep deffo Lesley :)
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liar liar said:
I was offended when one turned up on our doorstep a couple of weeks ago at 20:30 asking for the postcode as his car had broken down. He then went and hid under a tree across the road and could be seen coz he was msging his 2 pals up the road to meet up... which they did and drove off in a brand new BMW which hadn't broken down at all... needless to say we reported to our neighbourhood scheme and they had been spotted trying to get over a fence 2 roads up... they were checking whether the house had a barking dog...
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They could try that here and my dogs would have the arse out of their trousers :)

Webster2468 said:
I do find it odd that OK are covering Kieran though…I mean is he, or was he ever, famous? Would his name mean much to most people?
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Only that it will piss skanky off and thats worth its weight on GOLD :)

ArabellaMiller said:
Surely all the men she's been with could see exactly what she was like from the second they met her. She doesn't exactly hide her vulgar personality. Money? Fame? I just cannot fathom why anyone would choose her as the mother of their children. I found this from February 2008. Nanny slagging both Pete and KP off over their parenting skills. Maybe Pete was just as bad but saw the light, or maybe he has better PR, either way those poor poor children.

Cele|bitchy | Jordan’s Ex-nanny Says She’s ‘No Mom of the Year’

Celebitchy is a daily gossip and entertainment blog, started in 2006, which also focuses on liberal politics, royal coverage and fashion.
www.celebitchy.com www.celebitchy.com

Becky, 25, stormed: “Their life is very different to the one on TV. The reality is she’s selfish and self-centred – and NOT the perfect mum.

“If viewers had seen what I saw off-camera they’d be astounded. The only thing they do as a family is photoshoots.”

In the revealing interview she tells how Jordan:

ALLOWED overweight thyroid disorder sufferer Harvey to eat TWENTY chicken nuggets at once – even though she’d been told by doctors he could DIE if he didn’t diet.

WAS QUIZZED by SOCIAL SERVICES after the blind autistic youngster scalded himself in a bath of hot water.

TAUGHT Harvey to say “f*** off just so she and Andre could raise a laugh from their friends at a barbecue.

ASTONISHINGLY sent Becky a TEXT from her bed summoning her nanny from her cottage in the grounds of the £2.5 million mansion at 4AM… because the star couldn’t be bothered to get up and cope with Junior crying in a nearby room.

Becky told the paper: “When she was named Celebrity Mum Of The Year by Grattan last year I laughed.


[From The Sun]


Becky goes on to say that the ‘devoted parents’ routine is just that–a routine. The pair only cuddle and play with the children when the cameras are on, but when there’s no one around to impress, they were all too eager to dump the kids on the nanny. Apparently, Peter likes to hang out in his recording studio, while Jordan is more worried about her beauty treatments than changing diapers. The nanny expressed particular concern for Jordan’s oldest son, Harvey, who is autistic, blind, and suffers from a thyroid disorder.

Jordan has blamed her son’s weight problems on him hating vegetables, saying: “The doctors told me, ‘If he doesn’t go on a diet he could die’. I said, ‘I’m telling you now, he will not eat vegetables. He only wants to eat chicken nuggets or anything with potato’.”

But Becky – whose interview can be seen in full at notw.co.uk – says: “That is total rubbish, he WOULD eat vegetables – you just had to have patience and you had to hide them.

“I used to give him Bernard Matthews mini kievs and hide green beans inside. She’d seen me doing it but she knew it took PATIENCE to get him to eat them.

“Harvey’s weight problems were due to his condition but she also fed him the wrong things. They would sometimes give him up to 20 packets of raisins a day.”

On a holiday to Cyprus the nanny watched in horror as the couple fed him a mountain of fast food.

“In a McDonalds Peter bought him 20 chicken nuggets and chips and brought them back to the car,” she said. “Then he and Katie went shopping while Harvey bolted them down.

“I didn’t want him to eat them but I was not his mum. They went on holiday in America for ten days and he lost nearly a stone when I looked after him. I just gave him healthy food and exercise.”
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You mean to tell me that skanky simply can't be arsed? Quelle surprise!!!!
 
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