Katie Price #51 she's wealthy for someone who has no money, no Krusties find it funny

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Damnit I missed all the Queen and Freddie love. I am a huge huge fan (I know I hide it so well).
He was my first love and the band I still love. I’m seeing them live next year all being well and I know it will be weird without Freddie but it feels like they respect his legacy and still put on an amazing show. my friend sent me this little article about Freddie at Live Aid which you might enjoy 😀

Back to Skanky….. WEE IN A LUNCHBOX AND THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW?!

Ffs. How has she not been cancelled? Run out of town by an angry mob with pitchforks? Exploded?
 
Harrigan said:
Congratulations Penguin, this is getting to be a regular occurrence, give the rest of us a chance! Only joking. I’m not bitter…….now where did I put that voodoo doll? MrsEms!
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Hi harri,
It wasn't me, whatever happened to the doll had nothing to do with me, her legs just fell off naturally and then her head melted...I know nathing🤣

Congratulations Penguin, cracking title. I have just had the instructions for writing my next title in bold tattooed across my arse cheek. Hopefully I'll remember it's there. I must remember to tell my husband it's not instructions to make me....well...you know😳🤣
 
MrFMercury said:
Damnit I missed all the Queen and Freddie love. I am a huge huge fan (I know I hide it so well).
He was my first love and the band I still love. I’m seeing them live next year all being well and I know it will be weird without Freddie but it feels like they respect his legacy and still put on an amazing show. my friend sent me this little article about Freddie at Live Aid which you might enjoy 😀

Back to Skanky….. WEE IN A LUNCHBOX AND THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW?!

Ffs. How has she not been cancelled? Run out of town by an angry mob with pitchforks? Exploded?
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There'll never be another Freddie but this guy is close
 
Well done again @Penguin86 cracking title. And thanks @265

Nice to hear from you @Binfest 👍

Wonder why Cole deleted the picture of KP doing Harvey’s bird 🤔

See they have busy busy with the filters last night 🙄
 

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Binfest said:
Hi all,

Hope you're all safe and well. The CW story has been put away until they get back for reasons I'm aware of 👍 I'm told the holiday could be cut short due to health reasons. If I've got the correct info I'm not at all suprised who shes going to use. Those that remember my info previous will know.

Stay safe ❤
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Well they all look pretty ok at the moment! 🤔🤣🤣
I was told they were away for 2 weeks, so maybe they have really only booked 10 days (all that Cole could afford, seeing as he said he paid 🤥) and that will be the ‘excuse’ that they have cut short their holiday. 🙄
 
Morning all, especially my hero MrsEms,

I’ve been trying to work out what Binfest meant re the CW story. On googling cw I got, continuous wave, chemical warfare, clockwise, conventional wisdom, call waiting and country western, I’m assuming it’s none of those then I saw content warning, is that it?
MrsEms I need you to make me more street savvy now Peeko has ridden off on his three wheeler.
 
DC16 said:
Well they all look pretty ok at the moment! 🤔🤣🤣
I was told they were away for 2 weeks, so maybe they have really only booked 10 days (all that Cole could afford, seeing as he said he paid 🤥) and that will be the ‘excuse’ that they have cut short their holiday. 🙄
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Urrrm maybe this is the exact reason H was dragged along on this 'oliday? They can debunk quickly blaming H's ill health (which will be somebody else's fault of course), not the fact he's gained three stone in weight in a week from gorging on whatever he wanted from Room Service because they could not be bothered to keep watch on him.

Have you noticed there have been no "sexy" photos of it this time like those horrendous sexy jobbies from the infamous Thailand 'oliday wiv dat Kris geezer? Has it finally reached the conclusion that we all have that It Is Not Sexy at all and thats why it remains dressed in those cheapo trackies 24/7?
 
Jersey Girl said:
I've been knocking about here and there but working long hours; listening to people's tit all day (I work in HR) is enough without this twit and her ballbag sidekick's antics!! Only so much this Jersey cow can cope with!!! 🇯🇪 🇯🇪 🥰


What????? !!! End of August??? Sorry but we need a note excusing you from here- a bit like the ones we used to forge to get out of PE!!
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I got out of PE at my Convent School by volunteering to help Sister Joseph in her greenhouse. She was about 105 and smoked roll-ups or Park Drive if she was splashing out!

By about 10am she'd be rat arsed having had about 20 rollies and the best part of a hipflask of whiskey. She'd then fall asleep/pass out and I'd sit there with my feet up reading Jackie!
 

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Harrigan said:
Morning all, especially my hero MrsEms,

I’ve been trying to work out what Binfest meant re the CW story. On googling cw I got, continuous wave, chemical warfare, clockwise, conventional wisdom, call waiting and country western, I’m assuming it’s none of those then I saw content warning, is that it?
MrsEms I need you to make me more street savvy now Peeko has ridden off on his three wheeler.
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CW = Carl Woods
 
Sorry I've not been keeping up with all these threads, but I saw it had missed Bunny's birthday. My son turned 7 last week and I can't imagine not being there, seeing his little face opening presents, blowing up balloons, singing happy birthday as he blows his candles out. I'd be utterly heartbroken to miss it, not to mention him. But then I'm not a krusty skank with a frankenstein face and fanny.
 
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