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Katie Price and Kerry Katona help Northwich panto smash box office records
NORTHWICH’S Christmas pantomime has smashed box office records.www.northwichguardian.co.uk
“If you want to see the show you need to book quick as there are less than 300 seats left available before Christmas and only approximately 2000 seats left in total across the entire run!”
Errr didn't they say there were only 500 tickets left the other day
Hopefully Anton Arsehat will be liable for the damages seeing as the production company have rented the place for her! We'll see how much he still loves her after he is handed a bill for several thousand pounds!
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Katie Price fans concerned about her appearance as she shows off very tight face
KATIE Price has sparked concern over her appearance in the latest video plugging her OnlyFans page. The former glamour model, 46, showcased the snatched results of her recent facelift as she posed …www.thesun.ie
Teehee, and THAT would be a great pic for @Pom Bear to 'get her teeth into'Bet that last pic is bringing back weird memories for Carl ...
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You know in a masochistic kind of way I wish I lived nearby because I'd bloody-well GO for the sheer horror of it!
Nooo! Take some ear plugs at least - save yourself! I would compare sitting through that caterwauling to 'death of a thousand cuts'
Jingle bells, Kipper smells,
I think Kerry is a perfect example of what spending any amount of time with the Skank reduces you to - drinking, drugging and making a complete arse of yourselfYup, and she promised us we were getting Lives while she was up thereJudging by the cat photos that place she’s staying in looks tiny, reckon she wouldn’t ‘wanna reveal too much of it on a Live, bit of a comedown for madam and her empire is back claims, let’s see if she does any this week
Honestly this is shaping up to be a complete disaster, going by that radio interview yesterday, they are not really bothering with the script, they are gonna wing it with their banter, will they be crude and slurring as they were yesterday on this family showHow difficult must/will it be for the rest of the cast having to work around these two. We know KK can do it, but currently there seems to be something very wrong with her, she’s acting more manic than Skank, and is obviously lying about this ‘rib injury’. Her slurring is terrible, she can’t go on stage like this, she’ll sound drunk. Based on what we’ve seen over the last few days, Anton Arsehat, and the Director, despite their public denials, must surely be very concerned that this is looking like a very big mess
Yes, she is the most hard-working alright - the hardest working ❄ head!! I'm not buying into his defence of them - all part of the marketing ploy to get the punters in. Typical panto pr! We say 'they're rubbish', he says 'Oh no they're not'!!
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They are $hite decorations - hardly Home & Country style influence
Nevertheless it will be baby Olive's first Christmas! I wander/wonder how many of the Pricey Clan will gather to celebrate? (cue the photos, post-Xmas!)
Now that I would pay to see!!Arrested live on stage
Son of Sewer also chuckling away, 'gidding around' the house singing 'Hannoo., hannoo' to make me laugh!
Why did they both get there early today
She's always tired. Even when she did those lives before she went to Northwich, said she was going to bed at lunchtime.
Long story (abbreviated) I got cracked ribs after getting floored and kicked several times in that region. As I had just been given co-codomol for my arthritis I needed them for this pain. First dose had me on the toilet for 5 HOURS (not joking) trying to pass a curly-wurly. I was in too much pain to attend a UF0 concert that I had tickets for.
Awful constipation.
"I am sure those of you who have ever had cracked ribs and bruising will know the pain I am in."
COMPLETE AND UTTER NONSENSE! ⚠
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I'm no forensic collision investigator, but I'm more than familiar with RTCs and the resulting mechanism of injury sustained by those involved in them.
Low speed impact to the nearside (passenger side, so no doubt were her daughter was sat!) which has caused cosmetic damage to the plastic wing, headlamp casing, wheel arch and scuffed the wheel.
Like others have mentioned, the airbags haven't even deployed!
Looks to me like she's turned too tightly into a driveway/through a gate and smacked into the post/wall. Unless she has twatted something else parked on the carriageway, although there appears to be no paint transference on the damaged areas.
If her ribs were fractured, or if she'd suffered a contusion (bruising) to the area she wouldn't be laid flat on her back with her legs in the air, let alone seemingly breath and speak comfortably on camera.
As for the police "taking her home", they wouldn't even attend for a simple damage-only RTC unless she made off from the scene or witnesses suspected she was impaired or had been driving dangerously etc.
Like Skank, she believes we're all brainless sheep who take what she says as gospel.
To bring it back to Skank, it wouldn't surprise me if she had "borrowed" Kracktona's wheels for some reason (❄❄❄) and has caused the damage, and this "horrendous" collision is all smoke and mirrors to throw off the press/police/insurance company?!
Yes, it was me.... so thanks for posting.Katie Price tells Kerry Katona: ‘We’ll double date with your new man’
Katie Price plays matchmaker for her BFF Kerry Katona as she prepares to move in. Read more now on Closer.closeronline.co.uk
Think someone was asking about this story earlier (but it was a subscription, or suscription as KP would say) Closer have picked it up.
‘Katie thinks Kerry has done the right thing and that Ryan was baggage – she knows how that feels, not being appreciated for everything you do for them,’ the source says. ‘Katie’s advice to Kerry is that men are baggage – you can pick them up, put them down and upgrade them as you go through life.’
With the pair spending more time together, double dating isn’t the only thing on their minds, with the source adding that Katie is hoping for more joint collaborations with her pal.
‘Katie and Kerry have been sisters since the jungle and nothing’s changed, but now they can make money together, which includes their panto, OnlyFans, a book and recording a single together,’ the insider says. ‘Kerry will make millions now she’s single and has no one holding her back.’
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, a, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,Katie Price tells Kerry Katona: ‘We’ll double date with your new man’
Katie Price plays matchmaker for her BFF Kerry Katona as she prepares to move in. Read more now on Closer.
Think someone was asking about this story earlier (but it was a subscription, or suscription as KP would say) Closer have picked it up.
‘Katie thinks Kerry has done the right thing and that Ryan was baggage – she knows how that feels, not being appreciated for everything you do for them,’ the source says. ‘Katie’s advice to Kerry is that men are baggage – you can pick them up, put them down and upgrade them as you go through life.’
With the pair spending more time together, double dating isn’t the only thing on their minds, with the source adding that Katie is hoping for more joint collaborations with her pal.
‘Katie and Kerry have been sisters since the jungle and nothing’s changed, but now they can make money together, which includes their panto, OnlyFans, a book and recording a single together,’ the insider says. ‘Kerry will make millions now she’s single and has no one holding her back.’
