Katie Price #439 I love the smell of B.O. and sniffing snow. Now it’s off to bugger up the Xmas panto Ho Ho Ho!

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣first day of rehearsals and the production company and theater are already having to flood social media with pictures of rehearsals, trying to make out this shitfest is going to be a professionally staged family extravaganza after they received a backlash for employing the hokey cokey sisters and also need the rest of the tickets sold. 🤣🤣🤣
 
Trafalgar said:
How short is KK? Skank is very short and she looks a good few inches shorter than her in this.
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I reckon Koketona is about 5 foot and KP is about 5' 4....which is actually more average than short. This is despite people on here saying they've seen KP and she's tiny ( sorry 😜). I've always doubted she's that small as people like Soph the Loaf and Kraktona are obvs. a few inches shorter.
 
Well she's just hilarious in this clip, such diction such acting skills.😁
Can't post it as its on FB but the stills are bad enough🤢

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Bet the new neighbours in Cheshire have been delivering welcome cards and hampers all day, waking up this morning seeing the icon, top model and reality star had moved in next door. Can imagine their excitement this morning catching a glimpse of skank as she's chauffeur driven to rehearsals leaving her dogs and cats locked up all day in a strange house they've just been dumped at barking and meowing locked in their cages, small utility room or just left to roam shitting and pissing everywhere and wrecking the furniture. Wonder if one of the neighbours will take her and bong boy a nice home cooked meal or invite them round for dinner as skank won't have time me to cook with her busy schedule and bong boy can't cook. 🤔🤣
 
BadJanet said:
I've often thought she'd be great working for the military.
Half an hour locked in a cell with her blathering on and on in that monotone voice about me, me, me and spies would be confessing everything.
To really ramp up the torture they could get her to sing to them 😁
Might be against the Geneva convention though 🤔
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We've heard of water boarding, next is Skanky boarding which consists of audio torture (her voice on a loop), visual torture (gigantic poster of naked Phil and Grant) and finally mental torture (having to sit through one of her podcasts or TT live 😴🥱😅😅😅😅
 
karma4klattie said:
It won't be long before Skank has to come up with another £60,000 rent, I hope she's scrimping and saving to make sure she's got the money ready. I'd hate to see her evicted from the rental.

Not. lol.
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Oh you silly sausage don't you watch skanks tiktoks, skanks minted, earning millions, her empire is coming back and it's been more than 4 days so she's no longer bankrupt. £60,000 is nothing to skank just small change that skanks chauffeur and head of security bong boy carries in his man purse so skank can wipe her arse on £50 notes. 🤣
 
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