Katie Price #439 I love the smell of B.O. and sniffing snow. Now it’s off to bugger up the Xmas panto Ho Ho Ho!

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Panto time krusties 😁
 
God she’s still bleeping boring! I took months off as I just couldn’t be arsed with her boring, repetitive bollocks and as the kids are out of her clutches I just lost interest in Skank.

I keep sporadically checking in, but It’s like watching an old episode of Eastenders over and over again, the same dull, miserable, pity party bullshit on repeat ad infinitum, ad nauseum. Skank get some new material, try changing career become a …. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤨 I’m wracking my brain and I can’t think of anything she could do other than become a hazard warning sign! Can anyone come up with a new career path for Skank? Something to mix up her next storyline.
 
JaynieDay said:
God she’s still bleeping boring! I took months off as I just couldn’t be arsed with her boring, repetitive bollocks and as the kids are out of her clutches I just lost interest in Skank.

I keep sporadically checking in, but It’s like watching an old episode of Eastenders over and over again, the same dull, miserable, pity party bullshit on repeat ad infinitum, ad nauseum. Skank get some new material, try changing career become a …. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤨 I’m wracking my brain and I can’t think of anything she could do other than become a hazard warning sign! Can anyone come up with a new career path for Skank? Something to mix up her next storyline.
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I've given this a bit of thought Jaynie and my suggestion would be for her to dedicate her body to science....now, whilst she's still alive.
She's always going on about being the first this, that or the other so...........🤷‍♀️😂WATCHAFINK HARV-I-MEAN-JAYNE :unsure:😂😂
 
Couldn't reply in a quote @Pom Bear but wanted to say my school near Birmingham had Birmingham Council printed on it too!!🥰😍🤩
Dreadful stuff.😵‍💫
Funny how so many Skanky threads end up with discussions of 💩🚽🧻etc😁
 

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MelodyMaker said:
I've given this a bit of thought Jaynie and my suggestion would be for her to dedicate her body to science....now, whilst she's still alive.
She's always going on about being the first this, that or the other so...........🤷‍♀️😂WATCHAFINK HARV-I-MEAN-JAYNE :unsure:😂😂
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That would be fab! She’d be happy as long as they gave her pain meds! They could keep her in a laboratory cage with a 24 hour live stream on all the different experiments they attempt, Skank could be the first person to have ears grown on a human, they might have more chance of ending up in the right place than any corrective surgery would have 🫢.
 
JaynieDay said:
God she’s still bleeping boring! I took months off as I just couldn’t be arsed with her boring, repetitive bollocks and as the kids are out of her clutches I just lost interest in Skank.

I keep sporadically checking in, but It’s like watching an old episode of Eastenders over and over again, the same dull, miserable, pity party bullshit on repeat ad infinitum, ad nauseum. Skank get some new material, try changing career become a …. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤨 I’m wracking my brain and I can’t think of anything she could do other than become a hazard warning sign! Can anyone come up with a new career path for Skank? Something to mix up her next storyline.
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I've often thought she'd be great working for the military.
Half an hour locked in a cell with her blathering on and on in that monotone voice about me, me, me and spies would be confessing everything.
To really ramp up the torture they could get her to sing to them 😁
Might be against the Geneva convention though 🤔
 
BadJanet said:
I've often thought she'd be great working for the military.
Half an hour locked in a cell with her blathering on and on in that monotone voice about me, me, me and spies would be confessing everything.
To really ramp up the torture they could get her to sing to them 😁
Might be against the Geneva convention though 🤔
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They should drop her as close to Putin as possible, he’d be prepared to surrender on any terms so long as we promised never to let her anywhere near Russia again.
 
Wonder if she is worn out after her day of having to concentrate. I bet they took many, many vape breaks.
I’m sure the younger ones of the cast now know who Jordan is and what she achieved for the many hundreds of years that she has been in the Industry.
She has also asked each and everyone if she’s like they thought she would be, as the media tell lies. Got the phone numbers of half a dozen nu eggs.
She’s been on FaceTime every 10 minutes to Harv, to ask what he thinks and if he likes it, they have been crowned a great muvva. The cats and dogs have pee’d on every costume.
JJ has been sat in the corner of the room grinning like the Cheshire Cat 🐈 (see what I did there….🤭) with his Gucci bag.
KP has been sniffing the script non stop thinking she on a live flogging a Princess Price bath bomb, asking the rest of the cast if they will make her a cup of tea, while constantly pulling her pony tail tightly and rubbing her hand over her nose and down her £12 JYY cargos, or on the sleeve of her lips cardigan.
KP and KK have been seeing who can out do each other more… with most bankruptcies, kids, severest ever health diagnoses, their mental health, who can turn up to rehearsals latest everyday and men…but above all who is the loudest and can sing the best, my ears hurt just thinking about that.
 
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