Think out of all the blokes she's been with (and there's enough to fill a Boeing 747), this
twit in a fake relationship, is the most gormless & ugliest, weedy thing. He's now on the gravy train & is a paid lackie like the bent social worker. Dim Lyn & this fake bloke (who looks like Scooby-Doo's mate, Shaggy, with his whiskery Dick chin) are getting Mr PP/APF & Elephant Edna off the hook. Probably Dim Lyn & Shaggy Boy are on shifts doing 24/7 with madam, so she doesn't go completely bonkers & do something illegal or dangerous like trying to hang herself with a microphone.
Interestingly though, Mr PP has said madam said Shaggy is '
tit in bed' ! So she must have had a dabble there
The lunatic/MH cards are going to be played full pelt I think. It's going to be interesting to see what happens around Xmas & this pantomime with Katona. Thankfully as has already been said, J & B will have a happy Xmas, unlike last year.