Katie price #432 I am the defaecation and I am a fright. I walk on breadstick legs with no new egg in sight

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My fave is that white jacket effort thats trying to be Chanel or something but failing dismally;
Whether thats entirely down to the total shoddiess of it, the dreadfull cutter who made the pattern, the cheap & nasty materials or the Moddle itself whose face & body are as wonky as the garment, well I dunno, but either way its only fit for landfill;
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* Just seen this - Police probing 'unlicensed slimming jab racket' following death of woman | The Sun
I was thinking the same about that white jacket. It's made from cheap fleece fabric that won't hold what little shape it has after one wash. I bought a grey coat thinking it looked stylish, but when it arrived it was made of this thin. cheap fleece. I complained to the company and they gave me a £2,00 refund and suggested I gave it a friend friend for Christmas. I argued that I wouldn't embarrass myself gifting it to anyone as they would never wear it. To send it back was ridiculously costly so I kept it to do the gardening in.
 
I think so, though that is just a hunch and a hope🤞
She won't have the paperwork and the dog ate my homework lies won't wash at this late stage.
She is very quiet so 🤔
Skank has been so arrogant thinking she was clever not complying with the BH so she didn't have to pay Alex ... I think her first shock was losing MM, then actually getting arrested for not attending ... the first Skancruptcy opened the door to HMRC and full scrutiny of her dodgy financial affairs, she was too arrogant to see that coming ... same with B&J she thought the court would swallow her lies about KH and her MH claims but it didn't wash ... she is up tit creek now and it's what she deserves ... prison for financial fraud is in the offing and she knows it
 
I think that pic above was taken a couple of weeks ago. The trees are just beginning to turn. She showed some other shots before, wearing more JYY tat.
I agree, I think she keeps posting it to make it look like she still has the pink monstrosity. I think she has had to give it up and AFP has been seen driving PFP in the Fiat so they may have left too.
Otherwise why would she be driving a rental🤷🏼‍♀️
Come on Kate, final chance to read today's Sun whilst leaning against your beeootiful pink car whilst showing your equally beeootiful ankles 😉
 
Doesn't the beige bison own a white Fiat 500? Although god knows how she can fit in it these days!
This reminds me of an old joke:

Q: How do you get three cunts and a bison in a Fiat 500?
A: Take the iron-lung out.

(Taxi for Sewer) 🤦‍♀️
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This reminds me of an old joke:

Q: How do you get three cunts and a bison in a Fiat 500?
A: Take the iron-lung out.

(Taxi for Sewer) 🤦‍♀️
Must be time for a new thread, Krusties, Thank feck this one paced along nicely rather than the last one which limped and plodded! x
 
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Interesting, (completely ignoring the extra from The Walking Dead making a massive tit of itself) it looks like the Pink Beast, Lego's Mercedes C Class, his Mercedes G Wagon, Iron Lung's Fiat 500 convertible are all on the drive, along with a black vehicle that I can't quite identify. Looks too small to be the rented Qashqai? Possibly could be another C Class Merc? 🤔
Do we know what the Bison drives is transported to market in?

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If this is recent, I guess it answers the question of whether or not the RR has been handed over 🙄
I would imagine they just roll her onto the back of a flat bed truck at this point
 
This reminds me of an old joke:

Q: How do you get three cunts and a bison in a Fiat 500?
A: Take the iron-lung out.

(Taxi for Sewer) 🤦‍♀️
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Must be time for a new thread, Krusties, Thank feck this one paced along nicely rather than the last one which limped and plodded! x
Yep dear Sewer,sheets,the sheets need changing’singing to Danny Boy’ bet she pisses the bed,she must do her wees,thing must be rotting like her face.
 
Wiping the tit off those 20 year old models in her dressing gown…
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Meanwhile Maya Jama climbs out of a pool today, smiling through the pain of knowing this old has-been Skank has once again ‘wiped the tit off her’…..“If only I was like that Skank” she sighs…..might add, Maya loves sarcasm, the cheeky little minx, if only eh Skank, if only, look at Maja and weep 😁

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Don't know if anyone has seen this witty little ad on insta for that Top of the Sloppy flops event in November?
but her dememented prancing about is toe curlingly bad as per usual.
Wriggling her scrawny arse and juggling her concrete gate balls are a particular highlight 🤭😅🤣😂
Plus who keeps ornaments on their induction hob? (her crap dry flower arrangement)
Or could it be she hasnt actually been making her special spagh bols and roasts🤔🤥🤥🤥
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Interesting, (completely ignoring the extra from The Walking Dead making a massive tit of itself) it looks like the Pink Beast, Lego's Mercedes C Class, his Mercedes G Wagon, Iron Lung's Fiat 500 convertible are all on the drive, along with a black vehicle that I can't quite identify. Looks too small to be the rented Qashqai? Possibly could be another C Class Merc? 🤔
Do we know what the Bison drives is transported to market in?

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If this is recent, I guess it answers the question of whether or not the RR has been handed over 🙄
I think we've seen these pictures before so not that recent but from a few weeks ago.
 
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