Katie price #432 I am the defaecation and I am a fright. I walk on breadstick legs with no new egg in sight

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Dollylovesshoes said:
I know,I know I keep repeating same thing,wTF is going on,surely there’s something,we know what a crafty bleep she is,perhaps stuff she’s hidden is due to be released perhaps?
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Something is up in skankyland Dolly,,, been saying for a few freds skanks been acting strange since around the 28th August. Been very quiet skanks even missed or got told not to attend the diversity awards thing (which is unlike skank and her need for publicity and coin) and missed or got told not to attend that P.A, think skanks worried about something hitting the public domain because skanks also been deflecting like a mad woman.
 
Rita Chevrolet said:
Jeez what a pair of rank old munters, each trying desperately to Out-Seksi the other but about as seksi as a plumber's toolbox.
Gotta love how this dopey cow somehow imagines skank gives a tit about her or their amaaaaazin friendship when in fact all she is is the source of free Tweetments and hairdos. She'll find out again soon enough when it comes to chucking people under the bus to save her own saggy arse 🤣
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Being pedantic here but isn't A Bikini a "two piece" by virtue of the fact That's Wot They Are and have been for decades?
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I think they are paid per word which is why they are padded out with things like mum of five then listing who the kid's are, their dads etc, ad nauseum.
 
DC16 said:
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Good grief. That's a huge amount of underboob....!! Not a good look at all....

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Dollylovesshoes said:
I know,I know I keep repeating same thing,wTF is going on,surely there’s something,we know what a crafty bleep she is,perhaps stuff she’s hidden is due to be released perhaps?
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I think she is in and out of court (thats her life now), emailing plastic surgeons to get more work done on the mess and on the beg for work in between turning tricks and being shat on for coin because she has no significant legitimate work lined up ... she is spiralling the drain faster than ever now
 
Stan Butler said:
Something is up in skankyland Dolly,,, been saying for a few freds skanks been acting strange since around the 28th August. Been very quiet skanks even missed or got told not to attend the diversity awards thing (which is unlike skank and her need for publicity and coin) and missed or got told not to attend that P.A, think skanks worried about something hitting the public domain because skanks also been deflecting like a mad woman.
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Totally agree dear Stan,defo something quite important/serious I reckon.👀
 
SmillieKylie said:
Thanks Parry x

Oh my, there’s a lot of nonsense going down, I had the rage yesterday about the IVF, but I am now trying to be mindful, cutesy and demure about it, I will not let the lying biaaaatch annoy me today, a heavily sarcastic recap is what we need to take-down this shameless thing and expose her lies as the media won’t do it, laughing at her keeps me serene 😁

Hiya Red Tops here is a recap regarding a week of Skank, you read here, not hard to tell your readers the truth about her is it, give it a go, you might even like it. I’m available to help your journalists get the info correct if required, I’ll cut out the swearing 👍🏾 ….

Madam and her weird entourage are back from the strange holiday in Cyprus, the purpose of this trip is unknown, she does things for a reason, but I strongly suspect washing coin was behind it. Slymi being there, hiding (he posts all his trips on IG, it was tumbleweed on there) but caught in the background of a Loopy Lou video, shows something dodgy was going down. PD suggest she was at an IVF clinic with the idiot man-child, disgusting if true, they are not a couple and anyway I do not believe she can conceive and carry a healthy baby full-term with her wrecked body. Lego remains in place as the fake boyfriend for now, the guy becomes increasingly pathetic with each passing day, but he appears to enjoy ridicule as he soils himself in public with madam cracking her whip…perform Lego, perform…still not a relationship 🤦🏽‍♀️

A young kid pushes his elderly mother in a wheelchair to get her shopping for the week…

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A young lad making sure his unsteady elderly mum doesn’t fall on a pebbly beach due to the heavy weight of the plastic beach balls attached to her chest….

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Madam’s Loaded shoot was released with the usual nothing sycophantic interview, they are all the same, boring now, but that’s our media for you, no one challenges anything she says, no one tells the real truth about her. Online the photos were received with derision and laughter, but Skank thought she looked youthful and very hot, as did her BrainDead fans….she didn’t, she looked old and dated with Ozempic withered limbs, her default setting these days.

What’s occurring here then Loaded, photoshop much 🤔🤦🏽‍♀️

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Loopy thought that Skank looked amazing, posted a message saying Skank was back where she belongs 😂 Dim Lynne read Loopy’s message whilst sticking pins into her Lou voodoo doll again, screaming in despair knowing she is still second-best for madam’s affections as she continues to plot ways to replace demented Loopy as madam’s number one bestie.
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Skank released a story through some staged Backgrid photos that she has her driving licence back. Tattlers tracked these photos down to a private estate close to where she lives, we wondered if she as faking it, but PD have just confirmed she does indeed have her licence back. She was driving a rental car, we wondered about how she could afford the insurance on her Range Rovers which will be astronomical given her driving offences, so is she having to rent to avoid these costs, haha she cannot drive the pink monstrosity, does she even still have it. Maybe she has managed to grift this car using H, as usual murkiness abounds🤔

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We expect she will lose her licence again soon as she is an idiot and an appalling driver with no regard for the rules of the road, we just hope she doesn’t injure anyone else in the process. It does mean that Lego is now only required to wash her Backgrid coin, but she can find someone else to do that, his day’s look numbered, back to selling one T-shirt a week and the end of his tiny zeleb fame. Mum has Nu Eggs to chase now in her little red rental car and take back to her rental house. Kids quickly bounce back from disappointment, so he’ll be ok, Lego will soon be up to mischief again as he trots off happily stoned to explore on his own once more….

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Unbelievably a story was also released about a programme she has supposedly filmed for C4 regarding her ‘IVF struggle’ with her ex boyfriend Sink-Boy. I was incandescent with rage as it’s all fake, she has no viable eggs, and it’s a non-story, she has no baby from whatever this nonsense is, and it was filmed with an ex-partner who she was rowing with constantly at the time. What’s the f*cking point of this pack of lies programme, it will not show her struggles, there were no struggles, she was on ❄ and making no effort to adjust her lifestyle to try for a baby through IVF, it’s all fake. I am genuinely gobsmacked C4 can broadcast this garbage, I’m already seeing SM comments angry about this, saying it’s an insult to those truly suffering with the struggles of IVF, seriously f*ck C4, she has had all her children taken from her, not gonna mention that are you C4, as legally you can’t, so why pander to her lies. Really hope this backfires on them badly, if indeed it is going ahead next year 👊🏾🤬
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JYY surprisingly finally got a good slating in the Red Tops, which was nice, Darth can’t be happy about these headlines 😈

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What next for our deluded Skank 🤔 Is she really renting the red car, will she get caught speeding in the next month, when is she getting her teeth fixed in Turkey, did she pop over secretly when in Cyprus, when is the podcast coming back, that summer-break is now an autumn-break as well, how much longer will Lego be paid to continue the showmance, why are the trustees of her bankruptcies so incompetent and useless, why is she still so untouchable, how does she continue to spend like a millionaire, will her face fall off soon, will our media ever have the balls to call her out, who are the Nu Eggs she is chasing, will she rendezvous with them in her new red rental car, is she still going to Texas to film interviews with serial killers in November as she said she was, where is that new album of music, and when will the tour be announced….proper load of bollox isn’t it 🤦🏽‍♀️

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duck me, nightmares incoming 😱😱😱
 
Do you think she knows that she is going to be charged with fraud?
As none of her bankruptcy makes sense none compliance and them having to put orders on her income ( which she then doesn’t use)
And allowing her to spend on high rental house/car and holidays and plastic surgery
It is very odd and making the general public very angry
 
Madcatbimbo said:
On her stories - she's in a nail salon (but her diction made is sound like a 'now sawwon') and she's advertising that app that pays you £80 or something. She repeats herself about getting paid within 24 hours but she can hardly string a sentence together. Bet they're really glad she's boosting their scam....

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She’s just desperate at this point! Its embarrassing!
 
helptheaged said:
Do you think she knows that she is going to be charged with fraud?
As none of her bankruptcy makes sense none compliance and them having to put orders on her income ( which she then doesn’t use)
And allowing her to spend on high rental house/car and holidays and plastic surgery
It is very odd and making the general public very angry
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Exactly! She’s got all the money in the world for plastic surgery and cosmetics but no money for her debts! She’s pretty much just committing fraud at this point and trying to use “bankruptcy” to get out of all her debts.
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Madcatbimbo said:
Interesting and relevant comment regarding how many points she must have on her licence. I'd love to know....

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She should have her license removed.
 
DC16 said:
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Jesus Lou. use your loaf ( no, not Soph!). She wants stuff, that's why she's being nice. It's lovebombing. She wants her hair and nails done for free :rolleyes:
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Ecosse said:
HOW did she keep it quiet? I don't suppose she broadcast the previous incidents herself but it came from the court listings/newspapers. So how can she get a lid out on it. THIS IS JUST NOT FAIR!!
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I wouldn't believe an anonymous poster on a comments page necessarily.... There seem to be a lot of theories from these pages here that get recycled.
 
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