Katie price #432 I am the defaecation and I am a fright. I walk on breadstick legs with no new egg in sight
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SmillieKylie
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Thanks Parry x
Oh my, there’s a lot of nonsense going down, I had the rage yesterday about the IVF, but I am now trying to be mindful, cutesy and demure about it, I will not let the lying biaaaatch annoy me today, a heavily sarcastic recap is what we need to take-down this shameless thing and expose her lies as the media won’t do it, laughing at her keeps me serene
Hiya Red Tops here is a recap regarding a week of Skank, you read here, not hard to tell your readers the truth about her is it, give it a go, you might even like it. I’m available to help your journalists get the info correct if required, I’ll cut out the swearing
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Madam and her weird entourage are back from the strange holiday in Cyprus, the purpose of this trip is unknown, she does things for a reason, but I strongly suspect washing coin was behind it. Slymi being there, hiding (he posts all his trips on IG, it was tumbleweed on there) but caught in the background of a Loopy Lou video, shows something dodgy was going down. PD suggest she was at an IVF clinic with the idiot man-child, disgusting if true, they are not a couple and anyway I do not believe she can conceive and carry a healthy baby full-term with her wrecked body. Lego remains in place as the fake boyfriend for now, the guy becomes increasingly pathetic with each passing day, but he appears to enjoy ridicule as he soils himself in public with madam cracking her whip…perform Lego, perform…still not a relationship
A young kid pushes his elderly mother in a wheelchair to get her shopping for the week…
A young lad making sure his unsteady elderly mum doesn’t fall on a pebbly beach due to the heavy weight of the plastic beach balls attached to her chest….
Madam’s Loaded shoot was released with the usual nothing sycophantic interview, they are all the same, boring now, but that’s our media for you, no one challenges anything she says, no one tells the real truth about her. Online the photos were received with derision and laughter, but Skank thought she looked youthful and very hot, as did her BrainDead fans….she didn’t, she looked old and dated with Ozempic withered limbs, her default setting these days.
What’s occurring here then Loaded, photoshop much
Loopy thought that Skank looked amazing, posted a message saying Skank was back where she belongs
Dim Lynne read Loopy’s message whilst sticking pins into her Lou voodoo doll again, screaming in despair knowing she is still second-best for madam’s affections as she continues to plot ways to replace demented Loopy as madam’s number one bestie.
Skank released a story through some staged Backgrid photos that she has her driving licence back. Tattlers tracked these photos down to a private estate close to where she lives, we wondered if she as faking it, but PD have just confirmed she does indeed have her licence back. She was driving a rental car, we wondered about how she could afford the insurance on her Range Rovers which will be astronomical given her driving offences, so is she having to rent to avoid these costs, haha she cannot drive the pink monstrosity, does she even still have it. Maybe she has managed to grift this car using H, as usual murkiness abounds
We expect she will lose her licence again soon as she is an idiot and an appalling driver with no regard for the rules of the road, we just hope she doesn’t injure anyone else in the process. It does mean that Lego is now only required to wash her Backgrid coin, but she can find someone else to do that, his day’s look numbered, back to selling one T-shirt a week and the end of his tiny zeleb fame. Mum has Nu Eggs to chase now in her little red rental car and take back to her rental house. Kids quickly bounce back from disappointment, so he’ll be ok, Lego will soon be up to mischief again as he trots off happily stoned to explore on his own once more….
Unbelievably a story was also released about a programme she has supposedly filmed for C4 regarding her ‘IVF struggle’ with her ex boyfriend Sink-Boy. I was incandescent with rage as it’s all fake, she has no viable eggs, and it’s a non-story, she has no baby from whatever this nonsense is, and it was filmed with an ex-partner who she was rowing with constantly at the time. What’s the f*cking point of this pack of lies programme, it will not show her struggles, there were no struggles, she was on ❄ and making no effort to adjust her lifestyle to try for a baby through IVF, it’s all fake. I am genuinely gobsmacked C4 can broadcast this garbage, I’m already seeing SM comments angry about this, saying it’s an insult to those truly suffering with the struggles of IVF, seriously f*ck C4, she has had all her children taken from her, not gonna mention that are you C4, as legally you can’t, so why pander to her lies. Really hope this backfires on them badly, if indeed it is going ahead next year
JYY surprisingly finally got a good slating in the Red Tops, which was nice, Darth can’t be happy about these headlines
What next for our deluded Skank Is she really renting the red car, will she get caught speeding in the next month, when is she getting her teeth fixed in Turkey, did she pop over secretly when in Cyprus, when is the podcast coming back, that summer-break is now an autumn-break as well, how much longer will Lego be paid to continue the showmance, why are the trustees of her bankruptcies so incompetent and useless, why is she still so untouchable, how does she continue to spend like a millionaire, will her face fall off soon, will our media ever have the balls to call her out, who are the Nu Eggs she is chasing, will she rendezvous with them in her new red rental car, is she still going to Texas to film interviews with serial killers in November as she said she was, where is that new album of music, and when will the tour be announced….proper load of bollox isn’t it
Finally I saw this on FB, it’s a grotesque caricature, but you immediately know it’s her, funny that
Oh my, there’s a lot of nonsense going down, I had the rage yesterday about the IVF, but I am now trying to be mindful, cutesy and demure about it, I will not let the lying biaaaatch annoy me today, a heavily sarcastic recap is what we need to take-down this shameless thing and expose her lies as the media won’t do it, laughing at her keeps me serene
Hiya Red Tops here is a recap regarding a week of Skank, you read here, not hard to tell your readers the truth about her is it, give it a go, you might even like it. I’m available to help your journalists get the info correct if required, I’ll cut out the swearing
….Madam and her weird entourage are back from the strange holiday in Cyprus, the purpose of this trip is unknown, she does things for a reason, but I strongly suspect washing coin was behind it. Slymi being there, hiding (he posts all his trips on IG, it was tumbleweed on there) but caught in the background of a Loopy Lou video, shows something dodgy was going down. PD suggest she was at an IVF clinic with the idiot man-child, disgusting if true, they are not a couple and anyway I do not believe she can conceive and carry a healthy baby full-term with her wrecked body. Lego remains in place as the fake boyfriend for now, the guy becomes increasingly pathetic with each passing day, but he appears to enjoy ridicule as he soils himself in public with madam cracking her whip…perform Lego, perform…still not a relationship
A young kid pushes his elderly mother in a wheelchair to get her shopping for the week…
A young lad making sure his unsteady elderly mum doesn’t fall on a pebbly beach due to the heavy weight of the plastic beach balls attached to her chest….
Madam’s Loaded shoot was released with the usual nothing sycophantic interview, they are all the same, boring now, but that’s our media for you, no one challenges anything she says, no one tells the real truth about her. Online the photos were received with derision and laughter, but Skank thought she looked youthful and very hot, as did her BrainDead fans….she didn’t, she looked old and dated with Ozempic withered limbs, her default setting these days.
What’s occurring here then Loaded, photoshop much
Loopy thought that Skank looked amazing, posted a message saying Skank was back where she belongs
Dim Lynne read Loopy’s message whilst sticking pins into her Lou voodoo doll again, screaming in despair knowing she is still second-best for madam’s affections as she continues to plot ways to replace demented Loopy as madam’s number one bestie.
Skank released a story through some staged Backgrid photos that she has her driving licence back. Tattlers tracked these photos down to a private estate close to where she lives, we wondered if she as faking it, but PD have just confirmed she does indeed have her licence back. She was driving a rental car, we wondered about how she could afford the insurance on her Range Rovers which will be astronomical given her driving offences, so is she having to rent to avoid these costs, haha she cannot drive the pink monstrosity, does she even still have it. Maybe she has managed to grift this car using H, as usual murkiness abounds
We expect she will lose her licence again soon as she is an idiot and an appalling driver with no regard for the rules of the road, we just hope she doesn’t injure anyone else in the process. It does mean that Lego is now only required to wash her Backgrid coin, but she can find someone else to do that, his day’s look numbered, back to selling one T-shirt a week and the end of his tiny zeleb fame. Mum has Nu Eggs to chase now in her little red rental car and take back to her rental house. Kids quickly bounce back from disappointment, so he’ll be ok, Lego will soon be up to mischief again as he trots off happily stoned to explore on his own once more….
Unbelievably a story was also released about a programme she has supposedly filmed for C4 regarding her ‘IVF struggle’ with her ex boyfriend Sink-Boy. I was incandescent with rage as it’s all fake, she has no viable eggs, and it’s a non-story, she has no baby from whatever this nonsense is, and it was filmed with an ex-partner who she was rowing with constantly at the time. What’s the f*cking point of this pack of lies programme, it will not show her struggles, there were no struggles, she was on ❄ and making no effort to adjust her lifestyle to try for a baby through IVF, it’s all fake. I am genuinely gobsmacked C4 can broadcast this garbage, I’m already seeing SM comments angry about this, saying it’s an insult to those truly suffering with the struggles of IVF, seriously f*ck C4, she has had all her children taken from her, not gonna mention that are you C4, as legally you can’t, so why pander to her lies. Really hope this backfires on them badly, if indeed it is going ahead next year
JYY surprisingly finally got a good slating in the Red Tops, which was nice, Darth can’t be happy about these headlines
What next for our deluded Skank
Is she really renting the red car, will she get caught speeding in the next month, when is she getting her teeth fixed in Turkey, did she pop over secretly when in Cyprus, when is the podcast coming back, that summer-break is now an autumn-break as well, how much longer will Lego be paid to continue the showmance, why are the trustees of her bankruptcies so incompetent and useless, why is she still so untouchable, how does she continue to spend like a millionaire, will her face fall off soon, will our media ever have the balls to call her out, who are the Nu Eggs she is chasing, will she rendezvous with them in her new red rental car, is she still going to Texas to film interviews with serial killers in November as she said she was, where is that new album of music, and when will the tour be announced….proper load of bollox isn’t it Finally I saw this on FB, it’s a grotesque caricature, but you immediately know it’s her, funny that
Madcatbimbo
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What in the name of carniverous aquatic mammals is this...?Thanks Parry x
Oh my, there’s a lot of nonsense going down, I had the rage yesterday about the IVF, but I am now trying to be mindful, cutesy and demure about it, I will not let the lying biaaaatch annoy me today, a heavily sarcastic recap is what we need to take-down this shameless thing and expose her lies as the media won’t do it, laughing at her keeps me serene
Hiya Red Tops here is a recap regarding a week of Skank, you read here, not hard to tell your readers the truth about her is it, give it a go, you might even like it. I’m available to help your journalists get the info correct if required, I’ll cut out the swearing
Madam and her weird entourage are back from the strange holiday in Cyprus, the purpose of this trip is unknown, she does things for a reason, but I strongly suspect washing coin was behind it. Slymi being there, hiding (he posts all his trips on IG, it was tumbleweed on there) but caught in the background of a Loopy Lou video, shows something dodgy was going down. PD suggest she was at an IVF clinic with the idiot man-child, disgusting if true, they are not a couple and anyway I do not believe she can conceive and carry a healthy baby full-term with her wrecked body. Lego remains in place as the fake boyfriend for now, the guy becomes increasingly pathetic with each passing day, but he appears to enjoy ridicule as he soils himself in public with madam cracking her whip…perform Lego, perform…still not a relationship
A young kid pushes his elderly mother in a wheelchair to get her shopping for the week…
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A young lad making sure his unsteady elderly mum doesn’t fall on a pebbly beach due to the heavy weight of the plastic beach balls attached to her chest….
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Madam’s Loaded shoot was released with the usual nothing sycophantic interview, they are all the same, boring now, but that’s our media for you, no one challenges anything she says, no one tells the real truth about her. Online the photos were received with derision and laughter, but Skank thought she looked youthful and very hot, as did her BrainDead fans….she didn’t, she looked old and dated with Ozempic withered limbs, her default setting these days.
What’s occurring here then Loaded, photoshop much
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Loopy thought that Skank looked amazing, posted a message saying Skank was back where she belongs
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Skank released a story through some staged Backgrid photos that she has her driving licence back. Tattlers tracked these photos down to a private estate close to where she lives, we wondered if she as faking it, but PD have just confirmed she does indeed have her licence back. She was driving a rental car, we wondered about how she could afford the insurance on her Range Rovers which will be astronomical given her driving offences, so is she having to rent to avoid these costs, haha she cannot drive the pink monstrosity, does she even still have it. Maybe she has managed to grift this car using H, as usual murkiness abounds
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We expect she will lose her licence again soon as she is an idiot and an appalling driver with no regard for the rules of the road, we just hope she doesn’t injure anyone else in the process. It does mean that Lego is now only required to wash her Backgrid coin, but she can find someone else to do that, his day’s look numbered, back to selling one T-shirt a week and the end of his tiny zeleb fame. Mum has Nu Eggs to chase now in her little red rental car and take back to her rental house. Kids quickly bounce back from disappointment, so he’ll be ok, Lego will soon be up to mischief again as he trots off happily stoned to explore on his own once more….
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Unbelievably a story was also released about a programme she has supposedly filmed for C4 regarding her ‘IVF struggle’ with her ex boyfriend Sink-Boy. I was incandescent with rage as it’s all fake, she has no viable eggs, and it’s a non-story, she has no baby from whatever this nonsense is, and it was filmed with an ex-partner who she was rowing with constantly at the time. What’s the f*cking point of this pack of lies programme, it will not show her struggles, there were no struggles, she was on ❄ and making no effort to adjust her lifestyle to try for a baby through IVF, it’s all fake. I am genuinely gobsmacked C4 can broadcast this garbage, I’m already seeing SM comments angry about this, saying it’s an insult to those truly suffering with the struggles of IVF, seriously f*ck C4, she has had all her children taken from her, not gonna mention that are you C4, as legally you can’t, so why pander to her lies. Really hope this backfires on them badly, if indeed it is going ahead next year
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JYY surprisingly finally got a good slating in the Red Tops, which was nice, Darth can’t be happy about these headlines
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What next for our deluded Skank
Finally I saw this on FB, it’s a grotesque caricature, but you immediately know it’s her, funny that
ps: Brilliant recap @SmillieKylie, as usual....
Piff paff puff
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WTAF??!! how do her offspring actually live their lives being trolled by this thing?Thanks Parry x
Oh my, there’s a lot of nonsense going down, I had the rage yesterday about the IVF, but I am now trying to be mindful, cutesy and demure about it, I will not let the lying biaaaatch annoy me today, a heavily sarcastic recap is what we need to take-down this shameless thing and expose her lies as the media won’t do it, laughing at her keeps me serene
Hiya Red Tops here is a recap regarding a week of Skank, you read here, not hard to tell your readers the truth about her is it, give it a go, you might even like it. I’m available to help your journalists get the info correct if required, I’ll cut out the swearing
Madam and her weird entourage are back from the strange holiday in Cyprus, the purpose of this trip is unknown, she does things for a reason, but I strongly suspect washing coin was behind it. Slymi being there, hiding (he posts all his trips on IG, it was tumbleweed on there) but caught in the background of a Loopy Lou video, shows something dodgy was going down. PD suggest she was at an IVF clinic with the idiot man-child, disgusting if true, they are not a couple and anyway I do not believe she can conceive and carry a healthy baby full-term with her wrecked body. Lego remains in place as the fake boyfriend for now, the guy becomes increasingly pathetic with each passing day, but he appears to enjoy ridicule as he soils himself in public with madam cracking her whip…perform Lego, perform…still not a relationship
A young kid pushes his elderly mother in a wheelchair to get her shopping for the week…
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A young lad making sure his unsteady elderly mum doesn’t fall on a pebbly beach due to the heavy weight of the plastic beach balls attached to her chest….
View attachment 3218874 q
Madam’s Loaded shoot was released with the usual nothing sycophantic interview, they are all the same, boring now, but that’s our media for you, no one challenges anything she says, no one tells the real truth about her. Online the photos were received with derision and laughter, but Skank thought she looked youthful and very hot, as did her BrainDead fans….she didn’t, she looked old and dated with Ozempic withered limbs, her default setting these days.
What’s occurring here then Loaded, photoshop much
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Loopy thought that Skank looked amazing, posted a message saying Skank was back where she belongs
View attachment 3218877 q
Skank released a story through some staged Backgrid photos that she has her driving licence back. Tattlers tracked these photos down to a private estate close to where she lives, we wondered if she as faking it, but PD have just confirmed she does indeed have her licence back. She was driving a rental car, we wondered about how she could afford the insurance on her Range Rovers which will be astronomical given her driving offences, so is she having to rent to avoid these costs, haha she cannot drive the pink monstrosity, does she even still have it. Maybe she has managed to grift this car using H, as usual murkiness abounds
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We expect she will lose her licence again soon as she is an idiot and an appalling driver with no regard for the rules of the road, we just hope she doesn’t injure anyone else in the process. It does mean that Lego is now only required to wash her Backgrid coin, but she can find someone else to do that, his day’s look numbered, back to selling one T-shirt a week and the end of his tiny zeleb fame. Mum has Nu Eggs to chase now in her little red rental car and take back to her rental house. Kids quickly bounce back from disappointment, so he’ll be ok, Lego will soon be up to mischief again as he trots off happily stoned to explore on his own once more….
View attachment 3218879 q
Unbelievably a story was also released about a programme she has supposedly filmed for C4 regarding her ‘IVF struggle’ with her ex boyfriend Sink-Boy. I was incandescent with rage as it’s all fake, she has no viable eggs, and it’s a non-story, she has no baby from whatever this nonsense is, and it was filmed with an ex-partner who she was rowing with constantly at the time. What’s the f*cking point of this pack of lies programme, it will not show her struggles, there were no struggles, she was on ❄ and making no effort to adjust her lifestyle to try for a baby through IVF, it’s all fake. I am genuinely gobsmacked C4 can broadcast this garbage, I’m already seeing SM comments angry about this, saying it’s an insult to those truly suffering with the struggles of IVF, seriously f*ck C4, she has had all her children taken from her, not gonna mention that are you C4, as legally you can’t, so why pander to her lies. Really hope this backfires on them badly, if indeed it is going ahead next year
View attachment 3218885 q
JYY surprisingly finally got a good slating in the Red Tops, which was nice, Darth can’t be happy about these headlines
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What next for our deluded Skank
Finally I saw this on FB, it’s a grotesque caricature, but you immediately know it’s her, funny that
she's so hideous, I don't believe it's an actual human 
Joanna Surrey
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Those tattoos are looking even worse now they are losing their initial sharpness. She must really regret these now.
Norfolking Good
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Super behind on all things Krustie but has she given the pink Range Rover and the £25k to the courts yet or has she been too busy on her millionth holiday of the year?
Jasmines dad
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We can but hope.
tracey3871
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Judging by her choice of 'looking good' pictures I would suggest her eyesight is questionable post Turkey Butcher, the tiny eye was making things look a bit fuzzy before but now the whole thing is out of focus
strongswan
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She's such a state now, delusional doesn't even begin to cover it. She lives in her own world and seems to genuinely believe everyone will buy into it.
Not surprising there are no photos showing the cars number plate or anything that could identify it, she can't be insured and wherever she got from will go mad if they find out it's her driving it.
Not surprising there are no photos showing the cars number plate or anything that could identify it, she can't be insured and wherever she got from will go mad if they find out it's her driving it.
Madcatbimbo
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On her stories - she's in a nail salon (but her diction made is sound like a 'now sawwon') and she's advertising that app that pays you £80 or something. She repeats herself about getting paid within 24 hours but she can hardly string a sentence together. Bet they're really glad she's boosting their scam....
buttheyneverblindme8
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New Price Drop coming on Tuesday at 12:15pm.
Source: their Insta.
Source: their Insta.
Fish189
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Have a great holiday @Pom BearNew thread❤
and title
xxx.
I'm away tomorrow till Friday as off to Devon, I look forward to catching up again at the end of the week ❤x Meanwhile I leave this here which I made earlier Love Pom
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Joan of Narc
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Her legs look like the muscle is wasted, like you see with long-term wheelchair users who haven't been able to move their leg muscles. And her arms look wider than her legs? Is muscle wastage weight loss drug side effect?
chickenstewbles
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Thank you Krusties on behalf of myself AND @SewerGrapes ( without whom this new thread title would not have been possible).
Let’s see what disasters and lies the skeletal old twit gets involved in during the life of this thread!
karma4klattie
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IF, and it's a big IF, she's taking Ozempic or similar, and IF she recognises that she's getting scraggy in parts (although she's still got a gut and weightlifter's back fat) and stops taking it, it'll be interesting to see how quickly she packs back on the lard and where the fat goes.
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Silly-old-Slapper
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It's still there, I've just seen it on her stories!
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