Katie Price #427 With her earlobes attached to her cheek, she'll soon be back to Turkey for a tweak

[In_Deep]

Alert, Alert! Serious glitch in the Maxtrix...again!

Remember people, if you spot the signs of a Skank, it's time to act FAST:

Face: Does it look like it's made out of a melted Wellington boot?

Arm: Is it covered in tit tattoos of ex partners?

Speech: Is it slurring and gobbing off like a pissed-up sailor on weekend leave?

Time: It's time to ask "killed any dogs lately?"

N.B. Apologies to anyone affected by a stroke.
I know they aren't funny, but it's a boundary I'm willing to push on this occasion...

 

[Tedbear]

Remember people, if you spot the signs of a Skank, it's time to act FAST:

Face: Does it look like it's made out of a melted Wellington boot?

Arm: Is it covered in tit tattoos of ex partners?

Speech: Is it slurring and gobbing off like a pissed-up sailor on weekend leave?

Time: It's time to ask "killed any dogs lately?"

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N.B. Apologies to anyone affected by a stroke.
I know they aren't funny, but it's a boundary I'm willing to push on this occasion...

What a complete bleeping state

 

[secretsrsafe]

Said on Tuesday dim Lynne's still hanging around for a reason,, but it's got the little voices in my head talking again.
Now maybe way off but think skanks been in family court and meetings regarding the kids all week, dim Lynne has had to go with her because skanks after access and AFP, Mr PP can't be the responsible adults because of travelling and Mr PP operation and Edna cant because she's up the duff. Bong boys sudden leave of absence is to prove the kids when visiting will be skanks main priority and dim Lynne will be there as the responsible adult for visits and sleepovers. Skanks been off the radar for some reason and when it's this quiet it normally involves court and skank pretending she's the hard working business woman to deflect from what's going on.

Agreed. If further access is granted surely drug tests were involved? She has not been looking sober of late - unless her behaviour is just mental deterioration due to a plethora of reasons and not chemically induced. If she does get increased access she will hint hard at it if not allowed to post pics and directly state it. God forbid!

 

[Nixxs]

Remember people, if you spot the signs of a Skank, it's time to act FAST:

Face: Does it look like it's made out of a melted Wellington boot?

Arm: Is it covered in tit tattoos of ex partners?

Speech: Is it slurring and gobbing off like a pissed-up sailor on weekend leave?

Time: It's time to ask "killed any dogs lately?"

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N.B. Apologies to anyone affected by a stroke.
I know they aren't funny, but it's a boundary I'm willing to push on this occasion...

I've had a stroke,I'm not offended at all

 

[tracey3871]

A bit off topic but I’ve just flown back from Krakow today and Peter Andre was on the flight before ours. He walked right past me at the departure gate and all I could think was that he’s really short!
Now I have 4 days of posts to catch up - did I miss much?

Not as short as JJ
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The face game is doing the rounds on fb again ... picked out a few winners

 

[Stan Butler]

Agreed. If further access is granted surely drug tests were involved? She has not been looking sober of late - unless her behaviour is just mental deterioration due to a plethora of reasons and not chemically induced. If she does get increased access she will hint hard at it if not allowed to post pics and directly state it. God forbid!

Know nothing about family court or SS,, there's no doubt the kids were removed for a serious reason and skank getting any kind of custody is a long way off(i hope). But with skank there's always an ulterior motive and reasons for reasons and keeping dim Lynne on the payroll can only mean skank needed her for advice and how to play the system again regarding the kids. As i've said before skanks like a dot to dot picture looks like nothing until you start joining the dots and a picture emerges, when the kids were removed maybe conditions and restrictions were put in place and skank with the help of dim Lynne has been complying,,,
Skanks done a parental course, there was a few weeks skank looked clean maybe sought help for her addictions and during that time gave court ordered clean tests, nothing seen of dim Lynne for months now all of a sudden she's skanks emotional support animal accompanying skank to BH and being in London with skank all week, bong boy and his sudden leave of absence means skank can claim the kids will have her full attention on visiting days, if you join those dots up think skanks after unsupervised access now and dim Lynne is going to be the responsible adult because AFP, Mr PP and Edna are unable or just don't want the hassle of it all and having to be at skanks beck and call travelling. Sorry for the long response hope it makes sense aswell.

 

[Pom Bear]

Omg Pom! I'm crying!
You should get them printed in a coffee table book, I'd buy it

That's a lovely complaint thank you Love Pom xxxx.

I am binging Yonderland at the minute and didn't realise she had a part in it.

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Lol that's great xxxx

@Pom Bear Do you still have the one you did of skank on the toilet on a boat?

I had a look my Pom archives and can't find a pic of toilet on a boat sadly.. I have found some toilet ones while looking for it which I hope you still enjoy xxxx.

 

[maggie-moo]

Yes i miss her

Me to
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Remember people, if you spot the signs of a Skank, it's time to act FAST:

Face: Does it look like it's made out of a melted Wellington boot?

Arm: Is it covered in tit tattoos of ex partners?

Speech: Is it slurring and gobbing off like a pissed-up sailor on weekend leave?

Time: It's time to ask "killed any dogs lately?"

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N.B. Apologies to anyone affected by a stroke.
I know they aren't funny, but it's a boundary I'm willing to push on this occasion...

Everytime I hear of another court case of justice not being service on the weapons grade bleep, I think I'm going to have a stroke!!

 

[EllaBella10]

I had a look my Pom archives and can't find a pic of toilet on a boat sadly.. I have found some toilet ones while looking for it which I hope you still enjoy xxxx.

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It was this one Pom! thanks for looking it out! Not sure where I got the boat from?

 

[Glittergirlie]

So looks like the announcement of the ❄ addict double-act of Skanky and Katona playing the ugly sisters in Cinderella is imminent Unbelievable that a family show has hired both of these very problematic women for the show with their well documented issues and both haven’t changed, #poogate hasn’t even stopped them hiring Skank and we know what Katona does on OF, and we suspect Skank maybe doing similar now. The production company must know what they are like, so they can’t claim ignorance and hopefully with more to be revealed about Skanky in the next few weeks, they will be inundated with complaints Skank had really bad reviews at last year’s panto, she cannot act, sing or dance, but here we are, they have employed the twats.

Oh well, those two together should mean the ❄ will flow, so we could get some interesting performances and dreadful behaviour reported on SM, neither appear to be clean if you ask me. Skank has also previously said Lego won’t be around, she gave him Christmas off to see his family, she said this on a pod. The contract may even be over anyway by December, so we will deffo get Skank chasing nu eggs. Oooooooh December will be fun

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I've just entered the competition for the 2 ticket..woo! hoo!..I love it!

 

[Ambrosie]

What a cheek! Top fan my arse. Kipper needs a Top Hater badge to give out

 

[RachieBoo]

This just popped on my FB feed and asked people to give katie price a new face
Thought the krusties might enjoy it

 

[pollycopping]

And mine lol says it all dont you think

I got deleted many times today for calling them out over all the jyy crap is from SHEIN, Temu. Ali express . RIP offs

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Agreed. If further access is granted surely drug tests were involved? She has not been looking sober of late - unless her behaviour is just mental deterioration due to a plethora of reasons and not chemically induced. If she does get increased access she will hint hard at it if not allowed to post pics and directly state it. God forbid!

In which case, if the thing is that bonkers it should not have random access to the children anyway. That was proven often enough when it kidnapped and held them hostage

 

[WillowTree21]

I'd just like to say that my beautiful boy Blue passed over to Rainbow Bridge Thursday night, he was 11, he had a heart murmur, he was a rescue a big boy at 6 stone, he gave the best hugs and kisses, we were together all the time, I'm going to miss him so so much, he was with me at home with me and passed away so peacefully, I had him picked up with dignity from my house and he stayed in a quiet room for the night and has now been cremated on his own, the company is fantastic a family run business, big animal lovers, they have been so comforting and have updated me every step of the way, I couldn't of asked for anything more, he will be back with me tomorrow, the company is local to me called Beloved, they are just wonderful, its strange not to see him sat over on the chair looking at me, he was such a character, this is why I despise KFP, I wish she would be banned for life owning animals, she doesn't have one ounce of compassion, everything to her is a commodity, I just want her cancelled.

I am so sad to read about your loss, heart breaking. Sending much love X

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Welcome back Willow x

 

[mrspig99]

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A comment on her latest 'cleaning' post. Tempted to reply weight loss injections!

Not to mention liposuction!

 

[Supercatmummy]

Welcome back Willow your missed.
Wonder if PD will deliver some tea today? Need a nice steaming cuppa

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

I know it seems like she gets away with everything when it comes to the law, but I think when it comes to the children she will not be pandered to.

It was there in black and white in certain important documents that it was believed the children are at real risk of harm living with her. I don't see how she can come back from that, bent social worker or not.

Her issues, wants and needs don't trump the children's welfare, I truly have to believe.

Apologies if this post is sailing too close to the wind, happy to delete if so!

Agree and I think after the court case she made a show of being sober, she mentioned a DV course. She would have to do these things even for a small amount of access. So she has, (as always) tried to make out she's doing something brilliant when in fact it's the bare minimum a crappy parent can do after letting things get all the way to the High Court. She mentioned something in her tit book too which hinted she has to 'prove' she's not on drugs to people. She obviously feels it's unfair she was made to do tests.....when all along this was about 2 kids being damaged by living with someone drugged up to the eyeballs who was incapable of basic care such as feeding, going to school or protecting from contact with strangers online.....for months and months.

I seriously doubt for that reason she will go back to the kids living with her or having over nights or holidays, DC16 has also hinted at this. The drug tests will have finally shown a serious addiction and her self-admitted drug taking at various points ( car crash) and her previous drug tests ( requested by Pete in the past) will have made it crystal clear to any judge she has very serious, long standing drug issues.
Many months ago, I read about cases where kids were removed due to a parent's drug use being very high, finally. I think it happened with her.

 

[Madcatbimbo]

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A comment on her latest 'cleaning' post. Tempted to reply weight loss injections!

...and having a flat tummy enables the ability to balance poos.....