Katie Price #427 With her earlobes attached to her cheek, she'll soon be back to Turkey for a tweak

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mrspig99 said:
I think you're right but it looks a bit like when my SIL decided to stick his son's bath toy to his head for a joke and then had to walk around with a huge hickey in the middle of his forehead from the suction cup for a week!
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I laughed at this so much 🤣 I did this to my dad when I was little, I stuck a plastic toy dart 🎯 onto his head when he was sleeping and he couldn’t get it off! 😆 He had to go to work next day with a big red dot in the middle of his forehead. His boss asked if he was the member of a sect 🙈🤣
 
EllaBella10 said:
I laughed at this so much 🤣 I did this to my dad when I was little, I stuck a plastic toy dart 🎯 onto his head when he was sleeping and he couldn’t get it off! 😆 He had to go to work next day with a big red dot in the middle of his forehead. His boss asked if he was the member of a sect 🙈🤣
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Me too!🫣
I removed the steering wheel from my little sisters driving game and stuck the sucker and pole to my forehead and pretended to be a dalek.... a while later after struggling to remove it I was left with a large purple bruise right in the middle of my forehead. I was 17 and it was " The Social" on that Saturday ie my girls school and the local boys school annual disco😱
I didn't get asked to dance with my purple perfectly round mark on my forehead for some reason 😆😅🤣😂😁
Bet I still looked better than Skank now though😁
 
I must have been bleeping dog rough 5 years ago or my husbands just a bleep 🤦🏼‍♀️😆
 

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EllaBella10 said:
I laughed at this so much 🤣 I did this to my dad when I was little, I stuck a plastic toy dart 🎯 onto his head when he was sleeping and he couldn’t get it off! 😆 He had to go to work next day with a big red dot in the middle of his forehead. His boss asked if he was the member of a sect 🙈🤣
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I was in a yoga group and one of the other members was a very handsome, elegant bald man, director of one of the largest, most exclusive private banks in London. One morning, after 15 minutes of headstands on our waffle mats, he left for work completely unaware that he had a waffle embossed on his head, poor sod.

Skank, with all her lines and bumps, looks as though she's been doing adho mukka svanasana (downward dog, how appropriate) with her face resting on a gutter grating.
 
Morning all. Took a much needed break. (Not a skanky style one where I went abroad, got a facelift, turkey teef and loads of fake pap shots in a bikini)
But a break away from Tattle 🤣
I found this article from when Kipper first split from Peter Andre. Her behaviour was always the same. He gets the blame for causing her to spiral but she did far worse when she split from Dane Bowers or when Dwight Yorke wouldn't commit to her.
It seems the narrative has always been the same for her. How everyone uses her and will be nothing without her. This one wasn't quite true, was it Skanky?

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Rosiecosy said:
Morning all. Took a much needed break. (Not a skanky style one where I went abroad, got a facelift, turkey teef and loads of fake pap shots in a bikini)
But a break away from Tattle 🤣
I found this article from when Kipper first split from Peter Andre. Her behaviour was always the same. He gets the blame for causing her to spiral but she did far worse when she split from Dane Bowers or when Dwight Yorke wouldn't commit to her.
It seems the narrative has always been the same for her. How everyone uses her and will be nothing without her. This one wasn't quite true, was it Skanky?

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Haha yeah he's no one without her isn't he?
 
Yeah, that aged well, didn't it Katie? What a nasty outburst but that's her all over. Filled with spite.
The new rental is a bit like Pete's house in style, actually. (are you copying him, Katie?) Oh, except his is much larger, filled with luxurious home-comforts, in love with his gorgeous wife, children all living with him including a new baby, the aromas of good home-cooked food and ... oh yes, it's HIS and he's paid for it! Plus, the TV channels are clearly happy to employ him and he performs on stage to thousands (not back street pubs and dodgy nail salons).
And he quite clearly spends ZERO time thinking about Katie. That's probably the thing that enrages her the most. He moved on many years ago, away from the toxicity that was life with her, and is clearly contented, happy and...solvent.
 
Ecosse said:
Yeah, that aged well, didn't it Katie? What a nasty outburst but that's her all over. Filled with spite.
The new rental is a bit like Pete's house in style, actually. (are you copying him, Katie?) Oh, except his is much larger, filled with luxurious home-comforts, in love with his gorgeous wife, children all living with him including a new baby, the aromas of good home-cooked food and ... oh yes, it's HIS and he's paid for it! Plus, the TV channels are clearly happy to employ him and he performs on stage to thousands (not back street pubs and dodgy nail salons).
And he quite clearly spends ZERO time thinking about Katie. That's probably the thing that enrages her the most. He moved on many years ago, away from the toxicity that was life with her, and is clearly contented, happy and...solvent.
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Where does she live now?
 
Rosiecosy said:
Morning all. Took a much needed break. (Not a skanky style one where I went abroad, got a facelift, turkey teef and loads of fake pap shots in a bikini)
But a break away from Tattle 🤣
I found this article from when Kipper first split from Peter Andre. Her behaviour was always the same. He gets the blame for causing her to spiral but she did far worse when she split from Dane Bowers or when Dwight Yorke wouldn't commit to her.
It seems the narrative has always been the same for her. How everyone uses her and will be nothing without her. This one wasn't quite true, was it Skanky?

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The most damning thing about her split with PA is that despite her public denials when he was named in the split with PA, AR said recently that he found out that she was STILL shagging Gould when she was with him!
 
Wonder/ wander what she's actually been up to this week? Her silence usually means something bad is happening for her (or she's on a secret holiday!)
The posts of the pink milkshake are old (taken at the same time as the amazing businesswoman in the pub garden posts)
Where are all her tiktok/ fB/ snapchat lives that she promised?

It's a bit boring in skankyland at the moment :(
 
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