Katie Price #421 Who deposited King Kong's Finger on the front of the Minger?

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Mucky Manson has been listed on Right move for 1.5 million. People are already making Tiktocks about it.
It's been listed by an estate agent for a few weeks, an offer of the asking price was made recently, any higher offers had to be made within a few days, so unless that offer was subsequently withdrawn, it should now be sold subject to contract.
 
i'm so traumatised by this, i've had to go back for a closer look!! 🔍🤓😂

Where was this posted? OF I hope! 🤢 holy bleeping shitballs! How lumpy do these bad boys look?! Truly gross, like 50 year old play-doh that's been dug up out the garden! 😭
I already know the answer to this… she doesn't! But how would she clean that weird bit between her boobs? It’s like a little hidey hole, maybe the nipples are there 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
Thanks for the comments in this and the last threads 🧵🧵it was good to see Tiptoe though the tulips and little Legohead already married pics again. 😀❤️💖🥰🤗😘🐶🐾😘 xxxx.

One more pic tonight then back tomorrow Love Pom ❤️💖🥰😘 xxx...

I tried to get something to wear like Cole has on here 😀😘 x...

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...Nope I'm taking it back to the shop looool 😄😄😄😄 x

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Welcome to thread 421!

Here is the link to 420


Thank you to @Facehugger for the thread title!

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Well the tit has hit the fan again as she hasn't turned up for court today!


Keep tattling!
Oh I'd love to see a pic of King Kong with a filthy Skankie deposited upon his much more manly and hairy torso than pube-chin Bongo Boy has!
Well done on the brilliant thread title, @Facehugger 😂. PS. I honestly didn't think she could muster enough sheer audacity to skip a court hearing again, it's beyond belief. Oh well see you next Tuesday in court Kipper, you vile woman.
 
I reckon the bogs would be safe Dolly, we know she normally pees herself or craps in laybys/tupperware boxes en route to destination so they might've escaped a visit by Dynorod/environmental health this time.
I'm fighting the compulsion to check inside my microwave oven...
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You just know Kipper would have done a number on the car a la Matilda’s dad. Sawdust in the oil and winding back the odometer.
Hope it wasn't a number #2 on the car :oops:
 
Yes, yes, yessssssssss I was going to ask if you'd post this 1 again. I bloody love this 🤣😂🤣 what an absolute plonker he is. I'm now singing 🎤🎶tiptoe through the tulips with meeeeeee 🎶🤣😂
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Denim jacket anyone? I'm not sure I want to 'swipe up', more like 'throw up' 🤢 And is that pair of blue knickers the only ones she's got? 🤔🤢
Wtaf??? If this is the 2024 definition of sexsy, I'm out.

My theory for Malice and guest is their eyes don't work. Adding skank onto that list. These fkrs need to see an optician, all of them.

ETA dear Turkish medicks, have you thought about offering eye ops?
 
I doubt if a dealer would handle it, they'd be expected to give a guarantee of 3 months or so and I don't think any dealer would be so stupid, knowing what a repair to that clanking old banger could cost.
Are you referring to skanky there???? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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Well now; is that a secret little trap-door on the floor opposite the window?? ;)
Nah thats probably been done when heating/plumbing was retro-fitted to the house; Besides, she'd never get her norks through that small space
 
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