Katie Price #395 first the egg bandit, now the dodgy white transit

[Rita Chevrolet]

Pics obviously taken at MM weeks ago....

Katie Price puts on busty display in boob tube dress as she enjoys 'date night'

Former glamour model and reality TV legend Katie Price showed off her incredible curves in a tiny plunging dress on Instagram as she prepared for a date night out

www.dailystar.co.uk

Looking at the strange lines around the thing, I wonder/wander how much lard she filtered off? Look at her face for a start!!

Oh and then theres that hideously cheap and nasty JYY special its wearing! Jeez if that cost more than £2 to make then I'm a monkey's Uncle, the shirring would be the most expensive bit, the fabric is crap and its overlocked & hemmed together. Utter garbage but perfick for skank to be awwwwllll seksi in

 

[itslifebutnotasweknowit]

By the time Saturdays 30min slot rolls around the crowd will be overcome by fumes from the unwashed outfit & thus rendered unconscious while she's shrieking her way through allllllllll her hits

When is the greatest hits album. Skanks murders 40 classic hits coming out.

 

[pollycopping]

She just can't help herself....

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This is definitely padding too , maybe tena lady

 

[Lifestyle86]

oh no - this boy is seriously deluded! Definitely a few sandwiches short of a picnic!! He seriously thinks skanks is better than the LI girls?? She has a better body? . He's totally 'gone' hasn't he? Does he seriously think people believe all his ?

Deluded or a case of Stockholm syndrome!

 

[Lin60]

oh no - this boy is seriously deluded! Definitely a few sandwiches short of a picnic!! He seriously thinks skanks is better than the LI girls?? She has a better body? . He's totally 'gone' hasn't he? Does he seriously think people believe all his ?

I think he’s been handed quite bit of ££££££ to actually say these things about her…it’s lies all lies(and his mates must be absolutely taking the pi$$ out of him

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Wonder why Edna tried to shut her up on last week's Pod about the new house. She said something like "will we leave talking about that until another time"

Oh God! That means anuvva BUK awwwllll abaaahhhtt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE anawl me stwuggles - innit.

 

[onthebuses]

JJ stayed for an hour, they didn't kiss. JJ disputes this, she says no, we didn't frenchie cackle, cackle. She went and had a feel down there to see if he had a boner and see what size and of course it was a yeah....

I bet it was the biggest she’s ever had and much bigger than all her exes!!

 

[Jomo11]

I think he’s been handed quite bit of ££££££ to actually say these things about her…it’s lies all lies(and his mates must be absolutely taking the pi$$ out of him

So true! I'll bet he's a laughing stock with the few friends he may have left! I wonder how many have distanced themselves from him now, as they don't want to be anywhere around her (probably terrified that they may be next on her hit list).

 

[Pom Bear]

Some from last night if you search who’s tagged her on instagram. There’s a video of her singing finally it’s happening to me. Beyond bad. I don’t know how to screen record if any of you tech wizards are able…
Edited to add- the suit still minging and is SFP squeezing her arse a nod to our discussion

Looooool xxxx....

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Yep, then this...

Katie Price to 'sue' Glasgow hotel that kicked her out over 'loss of £100,000 worth of diamonds'
The hotel manager said the mum-of-five called the hotel the day after she left but now can't get hold of her

Those dymunts again! She must have replaced them because the crappy Shack Bandits stole them as well as her IACGMOH rucksack

 

[TurkeyTeef]

Looooool ❤ xxxx....

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In all fairness they could have albinism Pom

 

[chickenstewbles]

She'd definitely fail the Clapometer

That depends what kind of “clap” it is!

 

[Noseybonk]

She'd definitely fail the Clapometer

Depends on the type of clap you are referring to

 

[chickenstewbles]

I noticed when that video of the guy leaving her front door ended, it flashed up her phone and on it was the song Am I wrong by Nico & Vinz...


Am I wrong for thinking out the box from where I stay?
Am I wrong for saying that I'll choose another way?
I ain't trying to do what everybody else doing
Just cause everybody doing what they all do
If one thing I know, how far would I grow?
I'm walking down this road of mine, this road that I call home
So am I wrong for thinking that we could be something for real?
Now am I wrong for trying to reach the things that I can't see?
But that's just how I feel, that's just how I feel
That's just how I feel trying to reach the things that I can't see
Am I tripping for having a vision?
My prediction; I'mma be on the top of the world
Hope you, hope you don't look back, always do what you decide
Don't let them control your life, that's just how I feel
Fight for yours and don't let go, don't let them compare you, no
Don't worry, you're not alone, that's just how we feel
So am I wrong for thinking that we could be something for real?
Now am I wrong for trying to reach the things that I can't see?
But that's just how I feel, that's just how I feel
That's just how I feel trying to reach the things that I can't see

Sounds like a song to woo SB back with…..

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Scratching her arse, he had always wonders/wanders to her arse!

I wonder/wander if she's scratching her ass because she has worms, or is she putting her dick back in

 

[Kitten3081]

Haha, just spotted this on my FB feed. Reminded me of SinkBoy in his Barney costume .
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I wonder/wander if she's scratching her ass because she has worms, or is she putting her dick back in

Her vodka bottle is falling out

 

[itslifebutnotasweknowit]

I wonder/wander if she's scratching her ass because she has worms, or is she putting her dick back in

Its because her secret stash of money keeps falling out.

 

[coolcat2022]

Who reckons KFP will move in with JJS? Seems to make the most sense.

 

[BadJanet]

Christ on a bike.....he's had 1 spliff too many if he thinks no "girl" is as good as that butchered old boiler!
She found love in the jungle. She's got a better body. So really just her blithering on about herself....just for a change

Blithering! Love that word! My old french teacher, real old school, his ultimate insult was to call someone a blithering idiot! I still use it now.
Skank is a bithering bint to stay on topic

 

[WillowTree21]

Spot on @SmillieKylie . She needs his cash and name for rentals etc - he needs her fame/notoriety to stay relevant. He has no redeeming features of his own.

100% agree. I’m still sure this is a business relationship only. They may have sex as she’s desperate for a baby, but no love there. He’s a man child. Looks completely gormless & like he’s her carer, or out with his mum. They deserve each other. Cash & game is like their oxygen. She doesn’t seem even a little bit phased that she doesn’t see her kids & now FOUR have been removed fro her. . She’s a truly revolting, heartless, cold, mutilated mess.