Katie Price #385 KP jetting off without a thought, sticking two fingers up at skankruptcy court

[JaneRev]

They say that only cockroaches and scorpions walk out of a nuclear blast.... but I bet them lips would be right behind them....

I'm absolutely amazed those lips haven't done a Pete burns yet.
I can see them pooling back together and forming a whole new skank just like in Terminator 2

 

[Miss Lola]

I’m in Brighton this weekend..will let you know if I see the mangled monstrosity in the wild…with her man baby in tow.
PS: *waves to Kylie*!

 

[chickenstewbles]

Bloody hell

Her nose looks like half of an upside down cruet set here.

 

[Urbanbunny]

Mentally ill my arse!
Just a big headed cunt taking the piss and laughing at everyone.
Her & Ellie must spend all their time together pissing themselves with laughter at how clever & funny they are.

I’m not saying she’s not a cunt - just that she’s clearly lost control of reality. These lips are horrific and if she can’t see that she’s clearly not all there.

 

[secretsrsafe]

And Ellie has done this in the MM yet again, NOT a sterile environment!

Maybe she’s hoping for lip sepsis so bad she can’t talk and thereby can’t answer questions.

 

[Urbanbunny]

The house sounds so soulless, it must make her so sad living in such a big house with no life in it. No wonder she is depressed I would be if I was forced to live there.

“Forced” is doing some heavy lifting here.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

She loves even bad stories about her,yes she moans etc,but she loves it cos she knows she’s stillin the public eye as such,she ca’t bear the thought nobody would say anything,that would do her,that’s why nooo way she do a CF,nobody mentions CF these days,she can’t bear not being in the papers.

 

[shizzler]

So…. Did her bestie Chloe Ferry go to Ibiza? Wonder if skank will join her there. Their friendship seems to have cooled down lately
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Just watched her latest collajean ad with her out of control kicky leg so she’s had her lips done and now because she’s using the gym every day she’s gonna get bum filler? How da fuck can she use any equipment in the gym once her arse is inflated? Fuck me sideways

 

[Lin60]

So KP says she has gone to Ellie’s but Ellie says she is driving to Katie’s.

Wasn’t this said from both of them the last time(couple of wks ago)KFP was having them done

 

[Nixxs]

So…. Did her bestie Chloe Ferry go to Ibiza? Wonder if skank will join her there. Their friendship seems to have cooled down lately
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Just watched her latest collajean ad with her out of control kicky leg so she’s had her lips done and now because she’s using the gym every day she’s gonna get bum filler? How da fuck can she use any equipment in the gym once her arse is inflated? Fuck me sideways

Looks like she went yesterday

 

[Sam5262]

Thread suggestion #386 skanky of mouth, inflated arse, KP’s lips would survive a nuclear blast

 

[bargainhunt99]

OMG!!! Whoever has done this to her needs taking to court. She has declared she is mentally unstable!! This is totally unethical and so morally wrong.

Effing hilarious.

 

[noseyprincess12]

You know what, I am really starting to think that there is something that we don’t know. There is no way she, or the people around her, would be happy to post the stuff she posts and says (All about being extravagant) if this was a straight forward BH with the normal rules. What she posts and does really makes her look bad, and as much as I think she gets on her families tits, I don’t think they would want her to go to prison! Plus legoboy surely would tell her not to do certain things but seems that she really does what the fuck she wants!
She must know nothing is going to happen!

 

[JaneRev]

So…. Did her bestie Chloe Ferry go to Ibiza? Wonder if skank will join her there. Their friendship seems to have cooled down lately
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Just watched her latest collajean ad with her out of control kicky leg so she’s had her lips done and now because she’s using the gym every day she’s gonna get bum filler? How da fuck can she use any equipment in the gym once her arse is inflated? Fuck me sideways

It will give Skank an excuse not to use any gym equipment. Not that I believe for one second she's using any on a regular basis other than for her ridiculous model posey pictures.

The out of control kicky leg is one of the weirdest things I've seen. And I have spasms in my leg on the daily...I couldn't get my right leg to do what Skank's does even if I tried my hardest. She's a fucking wet wipe

 

[helptheaged]

Perhaps KP has got her letter from the priory doctor and she knows/hopes that she will unfit to be in court so will be discharged

 

[Bobby Orange]

Imagine putting yourself through this to still look like Mrs Trunchball. She puts her health at risk so much to end up looking worse. She's deranged.

 

[Parry1988]

Her top lip looks a worryingly dark colour, she's going to end up with bits rotted off her at this rate.
edited to make it legible, ffs

Good as far as I'm concerned she deserves everything she gets

 

[SewerGrapes]

Ok I had to bring this image from @In_Keep to this thread! I almost choked and milk came through my nostrils! Wasn't expecting this photo of AFP better known as Cunt Lung

That pic makes me sad to be honest. A poorly little chimp ...

 

[Parry1988]

View attachment 2912847 qImagine putting yourself through this to still look like Mrs Trunchball. She puts her health at risk so much to end up looking worse. She's deranged.

Why has she got a nappy over the top of her leggings

 

[SewerGrapes]

Fuck me those new lips look like an anal prolapse

That was mine pre-haemmoroid op!