That foter is one of her Go-Tos along with the "My Wurrrrllld" ice-cream van one
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I think a bank of Tazers would be even better
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Yes I know this is on a slight tangent but it is about 'olidays,, particularly valid if you happen to be going to get yer Turkey Teef installed this summer.
My friend has owned a beautiful villa out there for 30 years which she has rented for a limited period during the summer when she is'nt out there enjoying it herself, to this end she's just had to rush off out there due to the latest high-junks from the Turkish govt in order to try to sort out the latest fiasco they've dropped involving endless paperwork, interviews and everything else they could think of.
Cue panic stations from the agency who handle her bookings because it seems that the Tourism minister decided that ALL private property holiday rentals now must have a special licence from the govt in order to continue and naturally its gonna cost nearly £3000, thats IF they let you have one to begin with! Apparently the Hoteliers Association kicked up a stink because they obviously don't like the idea of anybdy self-catering in private villas because they want the tourists in Their Hotels, so guess what? The Tourism Minister owns Hotels - he has a vested interest in this entire scheme anyway.
The crux of the matter is that all villa rentals are suspended until the property has this Licence for which there is no guarantee you'll be given one anyway and if you rent the place without this Licence they'll send the police round to evict your guests!! Consequently my friend had to fly out there for several days unexpectedly, complete half a ton of paperwork with the agents, get grilled by some Jobsworth, fork out the money (non-refundable of course) and now must wait whilst they decide IF they'll give her the licence or not. Meanwhile she's had to cancel and refund all her summer bookings from her regulars plus she's now trying to find alternative accomodations for her guests at the dates of their pre-booked flights although with so many other villa guests in the same position its not easy at all!
So folks if you are booked to Villa holiday in Turkey this summer I suggest you get a hold of your agent so see what the current state of affairs is with your place.
Back on topic skanky is still a CUNT!!