Katie Price #378 Is it Dean Gaffney In A Wig - Or Just Lipstick On A Pig?

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I just don’t understand why she hasn’t had them fixed yet? Even if it would cause further scarring, at least she would look more in proportion when covered up. They look horrendous in tight clothing, and in loose clothing she looks about 20 stone. 😂
As horrible a thought as it is, can you imagine the plight of poor little Lego getting his head jammed between those things?:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
There's going to be a new Netflix film called 'Joy' about the development of the first IVF baby in 1978 and the article I was reading printed the success rates of IVF depending upon what age you are. She's totally fucked, ain't she...?!!!

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There's going to be a new Netflix film called 'Joy' about the development of the first IVF baby in 1978 and the article I was reading printed the success rates of IVF depending upon what age you are. She's totally fucked, ain't she...?!!!

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Wow, that’s really low percentages 😳

How can skanky selfish tits think about having another baby? Seriously?! She just wants a baby to stay relevant and for💰 Any surrogate thinking of giving her a baby needs their head examined. But she’ll have no viable eggs so would she get an egg donor or adopt? No way she’ll be able to adopt, she’s fucked!
 
Oh good, the Red Tops have mentioned the hidden RR again....

The 45- year-old uploaded one of her regular videos of her endorsing a collagen protein drink where she talks about all the benefits of the anti aging supplements. (Me: Which obviously don't work....)
Standing at the kitchen window, there appears to be a whole fleet of cars visible in her front drive, this comes after her ex Carl Wood confessed earlier this year that he'd been tasked with hiding her signature pink Range Rover from the taxman.

 
I really struggle to understand why these companies still want to be associated with her! I get that she's in the papers all the time but they really should look at how many views her posts get, it's in the low thousands at best. How does being associated with her boost your sales in any way? I really would love to know if these people do get any increase in sales from her promos.
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It did say end of April though so I wouldn't give up hope yet Smillie! It's only just past the middle of the month, there's still 2 weeks left.
Brands you have barely if ever heard of ... not exactly Loreal are they ... she must be cheap to hire is all I can say ... cheap and desperate because she has no other work ... not even properly filmed or scripted ads and she is TERRIBLE at it ... looks awful and can barely string a complete sentence together, not one that makes sense anyway
 
I really struggle to understand why these companies still want to be associated with her! I get that she's in the papers all the time but they really should look at how many views her posts get, it's in the low thousands at best. How does being associated with her boost your sales in any way? I really would love to know if these people do get any increase in sales from her promos.
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It did say end of April though so I wouldn't give up hope yet Smillie! It's only just past the middle of the month, there's still 2 weeks left.
I couldn’t see it marked as an AD . Have I missed the minuscule teenie writing or is it absent
 
As horrible a thought as it is, can you imagine the plight of poor little Lego getting his head jammed between those things?:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
On the plus side he'd probably go deaf and can't hear her screeching.
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Brands you have barely if ever heard of ... not exactly Loreal are they ... she must be cheap to hire is all I can say ... cheap and desperate because she has no other work ... not even properly filmed or scripted ads and she is TERRIBLE at it ... looks awful and can barely string a complete sentence together, not one that makes sense anyway
Spray can in a can 🙄
 
Oh good, the Red Tops have mentioned the hidden RR again....

The 45- year-old uploaded one of her regular videos of her endorsing a collagen protein drink where she talks about all the benefits of the anti aging supplements. (Me: Which obviously don't work....)
Standing at the kitchen window, there appears to be a whole fleet of cars visible in her front drive, this comes after her ex Carl Wood confessed earlier this year that he'd been tasked with hiding her signature pink Range Rover from the taxman.


That could have been written by me, even The Scum are fed up waiting now 🤦🏽‍♀️😁

SHE has been declared bankrupt TWICE, with sky high debts that have even brought the bailiffs to the door.

But Katie Price still has no qualms about showing off an impressive car collection, worth thousands, as the vehicles appear in the background of recent social media reel.

They’ve had enough they want to take her down, the frustration just in those two lines, they need the bankruptcy details spilling out of the court appearance to do so. Even the Red Tops are scratching their heads as to why a double bankrupt is still untouched, still spending, still facing no consequences for her profligate ways. They sound like Krusties now 😁
 
Why is it every time i look at kryten i imagine skank selling a story of.
THE SCUM EXCLUSIVE....
HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF...
twenty years ago Katie Price took the virginity of Gareth Gates now in an exclusive story Katie tells us she has taken the virginity of MAFS drip JJ "kryten" Slater. 🤣🤣🤣
 
That could have been written by me, even The Scum are fed up waiting now 🤦🏽‍♀️😁

SHE has been declared bankrupt TWICE, with sky high debts that have even brought the bailiffs to the door.

But Katie Price still has no qualms about showing off an impressive car collection, worth thousands, as the vehicles appear in the background of recent social media reel.


They’ve had enough they want to take her down, the frustration just in those two lines, they need the bankruptcy details spilling out of the court appearance to do so. Even the Red Tops are scratching their heads as to why a double bankrupt is still untouched, still spending, still facing no consequences for her profligate ways. They sound like Krusties now 😁
The red tops are lying in wait ... Mark my words ... they created her ... they will release a tit storm that will completely anhialate her ... tick tock
 
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Brands you have barely if ever heard of ... not exactly Loreal are they ... she must be cheap to hire is all I can say ... cheap and desperate because she has no other work ... not even properly filmed or scripted ads and she is TERRIBLE at it ... looks awful and can barely string a complete sentence together, not one that makes sense anyway
it is all the sh.t stuff that ends up in Poundland or on the market stalls
 
On the plus side he'd probably go deaf and can't hear her screeching.
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Spray can in a can 🙄
Whilst being unable to hear because of his head being trapped between the comedy norks one night ask how he will know when she orgasms when eventually he plucks up the courage to donate his baby gravy for mini me number 3?
So long as his slitty eyes are working he just needs to look out for her dropping her bag of chips.
 
Whilst being unable to hear because of his head being trapped between the comedy norks one night ask how he will know when she orgasms when eventually he plucks up the courage to donate his baby gravy for mini me number 3?
So long as his slitty eyes are working he just needs to look out for her dropping her bag of chips.
You just know she shouts 'woo hoo I love it' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Completely off topic but still Skanky related in a way! Just listening to the latest Parenting Hell podcast with Josh Widdicome and Rob Beckett (other podcasts are available!) and they were saying that the Loose Women had been overheard having a little moan that you never get paid when going on podcasts which ultimately means that Skank pants wouldn’t have been paid for all the podcasts she’s done over the past few months! Well at least that’s what I took from it! 🤣
Anyhows as you were! I’m off to catch up on today’s shenanigans!
 
Spoken like a teenager in the park with his mates. It is just so cringey and the perfect foundation for a wonderful amd long lasting relationship. “Fit” 😂 The conversations must be riveting between them. I really can’t fathom how these people become “famous”, there is nothing remotely engaging about any of the reality show wannabes. Saying that, I have never watched any of them, just the read the headlines, they all so vacuous and offer nothing to society.
Taken from the script his management gave him to try & make the sham romance seem plausible! 😂
 
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