Katie Price #373 Easter lunch the ex's have united, while Katie’s out getting intoxicated!

[Mich1969]

I get the impression based on snippets of info given that Kieran comes from a fairly traditional rural family, they seem very different from the Prices
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I often wondered why did she not have any kids with Alex Reid?

She tried ivf but it didn't work

 

[Stan Butler]

By the amount of crap underneath skanks false fingernails she doesn't wipe, just lets the tit dry and scrapes the crispy flakes of tit off.

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

By the amount of crap underneath skanks false fingernails she doesn't wipe, just lets the tit dry and scrapes the crispy flakes of tit off.

Is that how she gets her roast potatoes so crispy?

 

[KK77]

Is that how she gets her roast potatoes so crispy?

STOP IT, Both of you

 

[Stan Butler]

Is that how she gets her roast potatoes so crispy?

Must be the secret to the bestest roastie tatties in the world.
P.S.. when skank does her famous rustic mash that's not bits of potatoes skin.

 

[YellowTail]

But, but, but isn't she always on her period or at least that's what she's always claiming?

Classic perimenopause symptom.

 

[Mcomics]

She probably has one of these bad boys

 

[KK77]

Must be the secret to the bestest roastie tatties in the world.
P.S.. when skank does her famous rustic mash that's not bits of potatoes skin.

I warned you Stanley!

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

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She probably has one of these bad boys

I was going to say sponge on a stick like a Roman.

It's probably one of JJ the baybay's roles now, keeping madam clean like the groom of the stool did for Henry the VII. ( sorry everyone, I do need to stop now )

 

[Mich1969]

Oh God! Those paint-rollered eyebrows just kill me every time!!!

I was just about to mention the eyebrows Rita. They trigger me every time

 

[BadJanet]

Classic perimenopause symptom.

I think she says it even if she isn't, in a pathetic attempt to appear young and fertile, thankfully that ship seems to have sailed

 

[JaynieDay]

Kieran is live!

 

[Stan Butler]

I warned you Stanley!

Come on i took one for the team last night and vanquished the KK,,, with no thought for my own safety i put myself on the frontline and told the monkey "i loved and wanted to marry IT" after my second reply to IT the monkey fled and hasnt been heard from since.
Your welcome.

 

[BadJanet]

I was just about to mention the eyebrows Rita. They trigger me every time

Me too, they remind me of this Though on Skanks face I'd feel sorry for the slugs

 

[Ecosse]

Someone asked on TikTok if he sees both kids now. He didn't answer directly but he did say he was feeling very happy and positive.

 

[MrsMarvelous]

Is the one the DM talking about implants though? The massive buttocks thing probably still aplies and how your arms don't reach to wipe

I don't know one male who likes a massive butt. I don't get the allure? Even boobs like there can be like just too big and sloppy like KP. But the huge massive butt is to me anyway.

 

[Parry1988]

I don't know one male who likes a massive butt. I don't get the allure? Even boobs like there can be like just too big and sloppy like KP. But the huge massive butt is to me anyway.

Sure the saying is anything more than a handful's a waste

 

[karma4klattie]

I couldn’t find it on catch up, it was on itv x or just google dispatches torn apart

Can I suggest that in future when Krusties find a juicy tidbit they give a link to the source or a clear indication of where it comes from (site date and time)? DC does an amazing job getting info to the right people and it must be so frustrating when a bit of useful info comes up but has no reliable provenance so can't be passed on. If we actually are approaching the end game for both the kids and the BH let's not miss a trick!

 

[SmillieKylie]

So Kryten was meant to be at his “mega millionaire mate Ryan’s” do but had to give it a miss as he had prior commitments. In other words, granny said he wasn’t allowed out!!

She’s taken a while, but it looks like Skank has finally launched Rule 2 of Madam’s demands in a relationship. Even though it’s a totally fake relationship, rules are still rules, Skank’s demands must be met, and Lego-head has to obey…..

Rule 7 & 8 might also be in play, probably lots of attractive women at this event he’s bailed on….

 

[Sunday Girl]

Katie Price #374 Kinell what’s that smell - it’s Skankys rancid BBL