Katie Price #359 His knob'll go slack,when she lays on her back,puckers those lips&he see's she’s no nips

[tracey3871]

Wonder how krytens handling his new found infamy and the news he's going to be a daddy,, bet the poor bastard is afraid to answer his phone when mummy calls and hasn't slept in days because he's frightened skank syphons off a few millilitres of baby gravy.

He is loving it @Stan Butler ... this media coverage is what he signed up for
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JJ is live back on the beg on TT

Money on him saying him and Kipper 'are just having fun' and 'we are not exclusive' ... as in 'I haven't shagged her and I won't, its just a con for clicks and views'

 

[peaking above the parapet]

JJ is live back on the beg on TT

what is he after? a new taste in women?

 

[hayleybaby]

He is loving it @Stan Butler ... this media coverage is what he signed up for
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Money on him saying him and Kipper 'are just having fun' and 'we are not exclusive' ... as in 'I haven't shagged her and I won't, its just a con for clicks and views'

He just said he’s not single, he also said he can’t talk about anything cos he will get in big trouble.

 

[AimlessShameless]

He just said he’s not single, he also said he can’t talk about anything cos he will get in big trouble.

So he's signed an out of date photocopied NDA that she has no funds to attempt to contest. She will get the readies from selling the pictures and he will get a nasty little itch in his scrotum and lips after he visits the herpes clinic

 

[JaynieDay]

He just said he’s not single, he also said he can’t talk about anything cos he will get in big trouble.

Aww, has Mummy Skanky told him not to talk out of school?

 

[DC16]

He just said he’s not single, he also said he can’t talk about anything cos he will get in big trouble.

Got him under her thumb bossing him about already.

 

[Stan Butler]

Looks like krytens already under orders from skank and the clan and had his dignity, morals, self esteem and bollocks removed and it's only been 3 days since the big sham showmance reveal.

 

[DC16]

 

[peaking above the parapet]

just how old is that photo

 

[Pom Bear]

I reckon JJS will start doing onlyfans when attention slides. He’s the type. I predict by the summer.


What is it with these twats? They are not interesting or talented and live off their parents. Dickheads.

He can use his little man bag as part of the video xxx...

 

[bagpuss17278]

Oh she is on a wind up now ... she sees media interest in Carl's return of the pink RR and is after more media interest
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Because Ella is involved in the whole showmance for clicks arrangement ... there is not much interest in Kipper or lego ... its all set up to drum that up
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Answer to Q2 is easy ... Kipper is not invited

It was filmed months ago

 

[Blodwin]

Can't talk about anything because he will be in big trouble? Got herself a willing down trodden cuck then.

What a silly little boy

 

[karma4klattie]

Aww, has Mummy Skanky told him not to talk out of school?

If he's the best she can do it goes to show how bad things are for her, I can't take the funny little manikin seriously.

 

[Mich1969]

Don’t throw things at me but she did look half decent back then (I know lots of make up and airbrushing … but at least her nose and lips were in the right place, eyebrows weren’t complete slugs and no warty lumps everywhere)

I agree, she looked great there

 

[LurkingLongTime]

In that case I will talk for him…

Yeah he’s shagged her (and for those who watch MAFS, I don’t know if it’s already out there but he did shag Ella too which is why she might be a bit beaten about KP)

She’s also said to him she wants more kids… plural!

And for final confirmation he has met J & B

 

[Pom Bear]

Maybe Only fans isn't the best for him after all, since been with Katie his little willy has shrunk even more, to the point he can't even find it x

 

[Stan Butler]

So kryten will get into trouble if he talks about it...
Meaning
I've just outed my new girlfriend skank as a coercive and controlling bully.

 

[Jomo11]

Got him under her thumb bossing him about already.

That's really rather pathetic - under the thumb already? What a sad little boy!!

 

[Stan Butler]

Skank was supposed to be doing the Arch nightclub by herself, tickets were £5 and couldn't sell so they've had to rope in Chloe ferry to bump sales.

 

[peaking above the parapet]

As there isnt much going on, here is a photo of another ugly pink thing I spotted in a car park on sunday!