Katie Price #353 Manky Skanky sat on a wall Manky Skanky is due a big fall!

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SmillieKylie said:
Oh my, been busy since posting my thread recap, comeback, saw the ’breaking news’ 😱 did a whoop, I have Kylie wine in, it’s Friday, Dry January over, now to catch up with 4 pages of posts with a drink in hand….yes I think this deserves the Kylie Gif…Woo Hoo so loving it, what a day….

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I’m off out. Bet there will be lots to catch up with. Enjoy your Kylie wine & sit back & slowly watch the Karma bus! Wonder what deflection stories there will be. Has she got H for the weekend? More drama for her.🤪🤣 Do we know where she said she was the day of the court hearing recently ? Was she having her hair, nails, lips or bum done? How she remains so arrogant, without a care in the world. And Dumpy didn’t bring anything up on pod cast. They carry on as if, everything in the garden is rosie. Lying/deceiving bastards. 😡👎
 
coolcat2022 said:
Please tell me, someone in the know , what happens is she does this? Because skank is really not going to stop driving while banned. She really doesn’t give a duck. The only thing that will stop her , is prison - because she won’t be able to drive then.


Also , why did SB claim his RR had been stolen if it was at KFP house??? I suspect an insurance job.
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The Landrover I though was his was an old photo, so not really proof she had it. I jumped the gun a bit there 🥴
 
Ecosse said:
AND, not only is she flicking two fingers at the court system by continuing to drive when banned but SHE'S ALSO SPEEDING!!!
I mean, ffs, wouldn't you at least slow down a bit to reduce the chances of being pulled over?
She really is very stupid.
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Driving uninsured again too. We all thought she looked pissed off coming out of the Cop Shop later...!

A Sussex Police spokesperson said: “Officers responded to a report of a motorist driving otherwise than in accordance with a licence and driving without insurance at Sompting Road roundabout, Worthing, shortly before 6pm on Friday, July 21.
“A 45-year-old woman was spoken to, and a Range Rover was seized under Section 165(a) of the Road Traffic Act.

...but remember the really high insurance quotes she applied for last April was because she's so respected and famous.... Not because of her record of appalling, multiple driving offences.... or the fact she was medically unfit to drive.... Nooooo... celebrity, that was it....

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ps: Those pressure socks are so fetching....
 
Jomo11 said:
I think she is goading now. She knows she will not go to prison and it's almost like she is pushing to see just how much she can get away with. She is arrogant enough to drive herself illegally to and from court just to prove a point. My worry is that she will starting taking chances with J & B in terms of moving them away and taking them abroad etc. She is banned from doing that, but what would happen if she tried and succeeded? A jail sentence? Probably not - hopefully lost of custody though!
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I wish the police would test her for drugs / booze every time she's pulled over. They probably can't do that though unless someone acts like they're obviously pissed / drugged up.

It might be that she's such a huge addict now the speeding and dangerous driving has increased because she's on coke binges?
 
Helena-botham-farter said:
I wish the police would test her for drugs / booze every time she's pulled over. They probably can't do that though unless someone acts like they're obviously pissed / drugged up.

It might be that she's such a huge addict now the speeding and dangerous driving has increased because she's on coke binges?
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I think that is very likely! She clearly is using at an increasing rate. If they don't stop her, she will kill someone on the roads. I pray to God that that is not what it takes.
 
Why Ibiza in March ? The season hasn’t started and I doubt there will be any eggy influencer types there at that time.
She’s a shady,sneaky up to no good rancid rat.
Give the kids back head and go and bang on ocean beach door in March and don’t move till it opens !
 
The reason she's still driving despite not having a licence is the invincible coke arrogance.

Honestly it drives me nuts. WHY isn't she getting a jail sentence for this? I understand that it doesn't often happen but with somebody like this it bloody well should do. She couldn't care less.

Why did I bother getting a licence? Why should any of us bother? Or getting taxed and insured?

It's a disgraceful joke.
 
mrspig99 said:
That's what I said the other day too! Not much of a 'calendar' really. She should be done under the trade descriptions act!
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Maybe the 'dates' are with her (for an extra £1000.50)
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SmillieKylie said:
I used AI, have a new package, it scares me with what it can do. Just used her image from the club night out and asked it to change it to ‘Katie Price walks into court’ 😁 If I’d had time I’d have made her boobs bigger, AI didn’t work that part out 😁 Honestly, I do believe in a year AI will be able to do things that are totally realistic, it’s pretty much there now. We won’t know what is real or fake soon.
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Well my 2nd theory has just gone bang! It being that IT was having an '0tel Californication hook-up! 🤪
 
SmillieKylie said:
A Recap, well at least it stopped me going to the pub for lunch 😁

So we finally had a negative story go viral on Miss Teflon Tits 🙏🏾The Red Tops all printed a story about her finding Tank her latest protection puppy a new home (a local electrician) as he was no longer cute. They then listed all of her reckless care with pets, it was grim reading for any animal lover. The story was met with universal condemnation, outrage and anger was sent her way, it was all over social media, deep venom was dished out to her, the disgust with her lack of care towards her pets was massive. Online comments in the print media, Twitter (ain’t ever calling it X) FB, IG, even Tacky Tack, attacked her dreadful abuse of her pets, anyone trying to excuse her behaviour was shutdown. The UK public do not tolerate abuse of animals, she is so hated by a majority of the UK now, and the reaction to this story showed it, this Skank is hated. The brain dead fans remain, obviously uncaring feckless twats just like the c*nt they adore, but they are few these days, even some of these fans turned on her over this. It really feels like the tide is turning on her, the pet story exposing who she really is, ticky tocky Skank, we are praying this is just the start of a big comeuppance for you 🙏🏾

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Comments like these were everywhere…

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The Red Tops then started alluding to a Nu Egg on the scene, a lego-haired dude called JJ something, from the TV show Married At First Sight, a programme I’ve never seen but people who have, described him as just another fame hungry wannabe, very much another SadBoy, lacking in any personality, and living off parental money. Accordingly Skank has been bombarding this JJ with love texts (is she 14 years old 🤦🏽‍♀️) but the general consensus was that it is all nonsense anyway, a non story. He was meant to be at the adult Panto on Sunday night, but no evidence of him being there was found. It was reported JJ confirmed the story in the press that he had met up with skank and they started texting, but Luke his mate said "I'd keep quiet about that mate" 😂 We wait and see if this JJ is indeed a new thing in her life, but it does look like no Nu Egg has been found in this bloke and it’s just a publicity stunt.

MadCat thought he looks like Crighton from Red Dwarf….he does….so he is already Tattle named if he does become another in the long line of ‘The One(s)’ 😂

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Skank next boasted she was conducting a new Only Fans photoshoot, a lot of effort for the handful of viewers she has on that platform. A photo also appeared of her true unfiltered self at the same time, oh my, she now looks like the joker in Batman, it was quite shocking, her real face is in a terrible state. As the greatly missed Sean Lock once said “A challenging wank”….hot she is not 🤦🏽‍♀️

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Wednesday evening Skank decided to run a Live TT, hosting it from an upstairs room in the MM 🤔 At one point wearing a tiny top which made her look ridiculous, the TT fans lying to her that she looked gorgeous and constantly asking her where her performing seal Harvey was (they are so thick, they seem to still believe he lives with her, they are always asking this 🤦🏽‍♀️)

The look for 2024 they say…

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Skank stated she is single, exhausted with relationships and has a big announcement about new music coming this summer, so is attempting to ruin summer for everyone this year. I have visions of her wearing a tiny bikini, blasting out another Kylie cover with her foghorn voice shattering windows by a swimming pool as she shuffles awkwardly on the spot (she calls this dancing) with very drunk chavvy people cheering her on. I may have to tell Mr SK we are leaving the country for a very long holiday this summer.

Skank then told B she was taking her to Thailand soon 🤦🏽‍♀️ Note reader, we are pretty sure she is prohibited from doing this, she even lies to her children 🤬

Indeed 🙏🏾….

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Later she popped up with Chloe on TT, accordingly holidaying with her to Spain and Dubai this year. We kinda hope she does go to Dubai as there’s a high chance she’ll actually get banged up there as she can’t behave herself in public, they won’t excuse any nonsense from her, jail time for Skanky please 🙏🏾

Skank triumphantly announced the release of her 2024 calendar.
Accordingly it doesn‘t matter that it’s nearly February, such an amazing businesswoman. Sadly you don’t get any nipples for your £100. You can get a cheaper version for £25, but the £100 package comes with a signed herpes ridden kissed photograph. I’ve ordered mine, phoooooooar, have you ?

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Skank couldn’t be bothered recording her podcast all week, blamed her broken Mac (been broken weeks, still not replaced by little Miss Professional 🤦🏽‍♀️) on it’s non appearance Thursday morning, and it finally appeared Thursday evening. Let’s face it few probably cared, poor DC listened in again to the nonsense for us ⭐
These rambling devoid of any decent content podcasts are short in length these days, this one was just 27 mins.

Skank stated she got back from Newcastle on Tuesday after 11 hours in the car (Jess drove her home)but seemed to have made it to LAStudio to get her hair done. The Panto cast loved her 🤦🏽‍♀️ She was the complete opposite to what they expected, blah blah blah..worked hard, learned the script, she doesn’t know why people have that conception of her because it’s just not true. She couldn’t go out for drinks and that as she had to be professional 🤦🏽‍♀️
Edna talked about the catsuit, she was only out with CF an hour and a half as she was knackered, rehearsals were long. She liked having the apartment to herself, there were no kids, no dogs
Skank was farting, upset Amy and made her cry being as horrible to her. Says she thought she had court today seems sg swerved another court date 🤬
She’s not with anyone now, getting all these offers to go up to London, but she can’t be arsed, prefers her bed. Like comfort.
Boring, boring, boring lies,lies lies, the usual format of these dreadful podcasts.

Yeah we all feel like this hearing them Skank….

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Red Tops ran a story some of the cars have been taken by the bailiffs, we hope it’s true 🙏🏾

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Meanwhile Willow has confirmed she hid stuff in advance 🤬 Though it shows the net tightens on her, methinks Miss Teflon Tits may lose that title soon 🙏🏾

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It appears Skank is going to Neath at the end of the month. £5 a ticket, top of her game she is, the Pricey is back, though it wasn’t without criticism and they used a photo of someone else on the advert ….

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So on we go, she has plasterclasses with P this weekend, if P goes I reckon she’ll do no more….

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The juggernaut of 💩 that is her life rolls onwards, though it’s deffo careering off the road and into a big ditch to be stuck there forever. Woo Hoo, we gotta LOVE IT

Court Dates for Skanky incoming 🙏🏾…..

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You’re some girl! What an effort you put into compiling this summary. #wearenotworthy
 
DC16 said:
It is truly disgusting, she supposedly done that course to reduce her sentence by 25%, yet the second she’s back in the car, full steam ahead breaking the law again, speeding for a start. 😡😡😡
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She doesn't give a flying duck and knows how to play the system doesn't she? It's almost as if there is someone else helping her illegally apart from DL! Do you think there is a chance of that?
 
Ecosse said:
AND, not only is she flicking two fingers at the court system by continuing to drive when banned but SHE'S ALSO SPEEDING!!!
I mean, ffs, wouldn't you at least slow down a bit to reduce the chances of being pulled over?
She really is very stupid.
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She's stupid and arrogant which is a dangerous combination.
Her arrogance is understandable as she constantly gets away with everything so why bother sticking to the rules that us mere mortals have to play by😠😡
It will be her downfall though as justice will catch up with her. 🙏
 
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