Katie Price #316 8 More Sleeps...... Tick Tock, Tick Tock, goes the Bankruptcy Clock ⏰

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I think the malformed ear is because the pic is so heavily filtered. She's got a maximum full glam filter on, so not only make up enhanced, but face shape, skin tone, lip size, everything is altered. Her odd surgery pulled ears, plus the heavy, clumsy filter, have created quite literally a second hole.
Which is funny, because she is as useful as a second hole🫶🏻
 
SmillieKylie said:
OMG, I missed that, I went to the source of that photo, and found an enhanced copy. Is it seriously bad scaring, with the skin pulled back 🤷🏽‍♀️ and she also has no ear lobe, WTF is going on. Maybe it’s a trick of the light, I can’t work it out, what has she had done there. I might go and search for other pics of her ears 😁

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I think it's just the heavy duty filter, same as when she ends up with no nose sometimes.
 
BilboHolmes said:
I think the malformed ear is because the pic is so heavily filtered. She's got a maximum full glam filter on, so not only make up enhanced, but face shape, skin tone, lip size, everything is altered. Her odd surgery pulled ears, plus the heavy, clumsy filter, have created quite literally a second hole.
Which is funny, because she is as useful as a second hole🫶🏻
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One of the funniest things I saw was when Question Time first came back on once covid hit. The 'audience' were in their own homes face-time I suppose. A middle-aged woman appeared on-screen to ask Qs etc, and she had some sort of fixwd eyebrow filter on. As much she tried not to mover her head, the brows were dancing around with a life of their own. She'll cringe when she sees herself back, and Kipper's going to jail. Only five more days to go folks! 🙏🙏
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mrspig99 said:
I think it's just the heavy duty filter, same as when she ends up with no nose sometimes.
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Unfortunately it’s nothing amusing just the positioning of some hair and the colour of her inner ear definitely not matching the drapes.

to be fair it resembles a cats hole when it needs a clean.
 

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Spiderplant said:
How on earth did I book a matinee performance in London on the 14th! Relying on this site for updates x
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if its for skankys pantemine,make sure you take out insurance for her non attendance. actually a matinee performance is quite canny of you, like how drunk can she be at that time, but then again, if it starts on 8th of the month, you got no chance of her being in it by the 14 th ;)
 
It doesn't matter sink boy what car you drive to the Essex car show on Sunday you tosser, everyone knows it's a deflection your going to the car show because you can't go to the charity walk with skank and the clan because the clan especially Amy the enabler hates you and none of them want you anywhere near them. Your about as popular with the skanky clan as a turd in a swimming pool. 🤣
 
SmillieKylie said:
So once again the family confuse me, and make me look an idiot 🤦🏽‍♀️😁 I said the other day that B going to live with AFP was a complete non-starter, due to the grifting matriarch‘s ongoing vulnerability to any respiratory disease, including a new strain of covid currently circulating. Many with children over the last 3 years will testify, children at school can easily bring covid home. Covid, flu, even a cold could be fatal to AFP, or she could well be hospitalised and ventilated (You don’t want that) If AFP develops pneumonia she’s in big trouble, let alone a bout of covid. AFP’s doctors will have informed her that children at school in her home 24/7 is a big danger, even visiting would carry risk.

As happy as I am to see B sent to AFP’s for whatever reason, I’m very surprised by this development, it appears they are taking this risk on. Maybe it’s a temporary stay, and the mitigating reason is that’s it’s not flu season yet, though covid is on the rise again in the South East, so there is a big risk there for AFP, with B back to school.

I apologise Krusties, I called it wrong, Kylie’s been made a fool of (not for the first time with this family) the family have done me again, they never do what I expect, especially with regards to medical advice….. egg on your face again Kylie 🤦🏽‍♀️😁
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Dear Kylie, perhaps you could send some of this Energy you have by saying how wonderful skank is and that she should live eternally?
Then ZAAAAPPPPPPPP! ⚡💥🔥 It'll cark in a ball of flames
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Mavvers said:
F*uck me! The size of her back 🥺 She's probably the least feminine person ever. And her backside? Has she shoved a couple of books in her pants?
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The thing really is Square Blob Skank Pants
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If thats an example of "Bewty" then what does it say about their products when they're using a pissed-up coke-head that looks like a cross between a bag-lady, Worzel Gummidge and Evil Edna??
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Or she's being signed up for the next season of "The Orville" *(sci-fi show)*
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I thought you meant Orville the Duck!
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