Katie Price #315 I called it love, you called it a shag, I call you Chipolata, you call me a slag

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Ffs she looks as tho she hasn’t washed her face this year!
She’s more Drag than the actual Drags!!
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IfTheCapFits said:
Aww, I'm feeling a bit sorry for Bippo! 😕 Having to work with skanky pants, her letting the rest of the cast down with her piss poor performance when some dick in management thought she'd be a good idea! 🫣🤪🤦‍♀️
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Let's remind ourselves of the 2015 review of her last panto....

At the top of the bill is TV personality Katie Price as the evil fairy 'Malevolence' (it appears 'Maleficent' was copyrighted...). Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Every time she set foot on the stage, I found myself cringing into my seat at her excessive pouting and smouldering which was all Katie, and no 'Malevolence'. The good news is, she was able to make a joke about herself and her many books, marriages and Page 3 career, but that's really about it. She didn't know any of the choreography her fellow cast mates knew thoroughly; she just swayed from side-to-side during the dance numbers, and when she did attempt to follow the odd dance move, she just looked so uncomfortable. Futhermore, her 'singing' was all mimed - and badly too. I can't even say if it was her pre-recorded voice or someone else's... She lip-synced her way through 'Black Magic' by Little Mix, turning her back on the audience on more than one occasion so we couldn't see her face. I'm pretty sure this was to cover the fact that she didn't know the words...

The role of 'Malevolence' will be taken over by Anita Dobson from 28th December, and while I can't guarantee she'll be any better than Price, she certainly couldn't be much worse, so maybe wait until then to see this panto!


However, it turns out the lip-sync showing might have been a saving grace.
Brave Katie reportedly did try to sing live a bit opening the second half with a screeching performance of Little Mix’s Black Magic.
Sadly, the reviewer remained unimpressed, adding: “It was very obvious she was singing live the second time. Very obvious!”
The Stage reviews of the production go even further, saying: "It's obvious that Price has the capacity for self-parody, but sadly not the talent.
"[Her] wooden delivery is matched by an awkward physicality and the almost imperceptible hiss of a digital track being switched on indicates that live vocals are probably not a forte either."
 
itslifebutnotasweknowit said:
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How the mighty have fallen. Don’t you just love it.
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Her shape now 🤦🏽‍♀️ Agree with others on here, her shape is a result of her terrible diet of takeaways, crisps, sweets, alcohol, getting the munchies and she’s probably at least perI-menopausal or even hitting full-on menopause now, that waist is spreading. Combined with her dumb boobs, her body is getting all kinds of f*cked up isn’t it. She’s only going to get bigger from here, as she refuses to diet and exercise, the weight comes for you in your mid 40s Skank, unless you fight it.
 
SmillieKylie said:
Star of the show…I think she’s actually gonna do this…bring it on, it’s gonna be a mega disaster 😂….

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Sadly the sound didn't work for me but I can already see she is totally out of her depth and doesn't have a clue how to act around other people. And what's going on with her teeth today? She looks like she's wearing her grandads falsies the way she keeps licking them, reminds me of dear old Dick Emery in his vicar sketches!
 
spudonspeed said:
Funny it wasn't bothered not long ago when dragging H to nightclubs with loud music drugs and alcohol or maybe the £6 grand it got to feed it's addiction made it worth it.
I hope soon H and the little ones are out of her clutches for good.
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Also has no fears for Bunny online safety when she has done her own TikToks and posted on her YouTube Channel, late at night, with people making pervy remarks. Yeah Skankerella, you're Mother Of The Year for sure 😔
 
mrspig99 said:
Sadly the sound didn't work for me but I can already see she is totally out of her depth and doesn't have a clue how to act around other people. And what's going on with her teeth today? She looks like she's wearing her grandads falsies the way she keeps licking them, reminds me of dear old Dick Emery in his vicar sketches!
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I dunno what happened, with the sound 🤦🏽‍♀️😁 I posted the video again with the sound on a few posts later, tried to delete the old one, but I was out of time 🤦🏽‍♀️ Messy Kylie with the techy. not like me, I blame this heatwave 😁
 
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