Katie Price #306 Skank can join schmooze on her crooze to escape grifting and bankruptcy blooze

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But Skanky, all your two fans couldn't wait to see you on SCD....

She really is so deluded that she thought they'd have her on there with her track record.... and they were probably worried about how the costumes would contain her enormous norks....

 
But Skanky, all your two fans couldn't wait to see you on SCD....

She really is so deluded that she thought they'd have her on there with her track record.... and they were probably worried about how the costumes would contain her enormous norks....

Oh duck off Skanky, you were never asked in the bleeping first place.

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But Skanky, all your two fans couldn't wait to see you on SCD....

She really is so deluded that she thought they'd have her on there with her track record.... and they were probably worried about how the costumes would contain her enormous norks....

Bless her surgical support stockings, skank knows she's got no chance of getting a slot on any of these shows but just linking herself to them gets her some publicity and at least two stories out of it,, and wasn't it only yesterday skank said she'd been to see her therapist, psysio, brain surgeon, mechanic, gardener, woman in the salon and they told her she couldn't run on her broken trotters, so how can she dance, skate on ice or do the fun run with Amy the enabler now and suppose it answers the question people have been asking "why no horses or riding pictures" seen as that's your happy place and you haven't been near a horse in months. 😎
 
Oh duck off Skanky, you were never asked in the bleeping first place.
How exactly could anyone dance with that thing and those bazookas on the front ?
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This bloke would be suffocated!
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Didn't she say in the notorious Frank Skinner interview when she was pregnant that she was naming him Harvey after Harvey Nicholls?
I'm sure Harvey Nicks would have been delighted................................
 
But Skanky, all your two fans couldn't wait to see you on SCD....

She really is so deluded that she thought they'd have her on there with her track record.... and they were probably worried about how the costumes would contain her enormous norks....


Why is she furious, she was wincing in pain yesterday when she stood up on the TackyTack Live, and she has a Panto appearance in Liverpool booked for the later weeks of Strictly….why you cry Skank why….you have a serious foot injury and want to do a dancing show, plus you have all the many other commitments this Autumn that you’ve signed up for……don’t you 🤔😁
 
But Skanky, all your two fans couldn't wait to see you on SCD....

She really is so deluded that she thought they'd have her on there with her track record.... and they were probably worried about how the costumes would contain her enormous norks....

Our friend make's the costumes for Masked Singer. Doesn't know who the costumes are for, just get's sent the exact measurements. Only finds out, when they go to do the final fitting for the celebrity. However, you'd just know who it was, if she had a costume, because the only 2 things she could go as, would be a cornflake box or SpongeBob Square Pants - anything resembling the shape of a box.
 
Our friend make's the costumes for Masked Singer. Doesn't know who the costumes are for, just get's sent the exact measurements. Only finds out, when they go to do the final fitting for the celebrity. However, you'd just know who it was, if she had a costume, because the only 2 things she could go as, would be a cornflake box or SpongeBob Square Pants - anything resembling the shape of a box.
Imagine IT on there! 😳 She couldn’t control herself and would be woo hooing and shouting Never underestimate the Pricey. 🤣🤣
 
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