Katie Price #303 There’s gonna be a film about Pete, but Skanky gets 5 people at her meet and greet!

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The topics thus far ;
Me
Me
Farting
Clubbing
Love Island
People with an opinion that they post online , which she seems to mistake for “ Trolling”
Me
Mememememeeeee
Friday night curry
Mums book
Mums operation
Controlling exes
Me
Beauty Treatments
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Genuinely can’t think of anything else .

If you were actually putting a proper podcast together you’d have done some sort of “ script” wouldn’t you ? Subjects to cover , jokes to drop in , anecdotes that you know “ da medya” will pick up on , you’d have a run through , you’d record a few hours of material so you could edit down into the best bits, you might like the odd guest even, if anyone was desperate enough to do it ( not that you’re not both completely fascinating of course) this is literally two thick Pikeys chatting tit for 40 minutes.

Absolutely horrible .
Yes but what you described on how to do a proper podcast requires, erm, actual WORK and we all know that skanky doesn't like to do that!
 
I can not understand why these diet supplement/weight loss/ready meal companies would want either of them promoting their wares. Skanky is always on about the rubbish she eats and keeps thin with lipo and class A‘s. SB is just naturally inclined to be lardy and way too lazy to maintain any shape. I know Kieran gained weight, but I suspect that was due to being emasculated by her and depression, he soon sorted it out when he left.

It's just exposure innit. A numbers game, she is famous so her followers look when she promotes something. It will be way cheaper than TV ads or online ads on big websites I imagine. The companies have no integrity obviously!
 
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hello just me with the extreme close ups again 😂 is this a lip filler needle mark or has he got skanks herpes I wonder
I'm sure we've all got some better close ups no lying filters
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hello just me with the extreme close ups again 😂 is this a lip filler needle mark or has he got skanks herpes I wonder
Can't filter that underbite away 😂😂
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A slattern? A trollop? Theres the bicycle called a Grifter so perhaps BIKE is the title for her?
My Nan brought a Grifter bike home that she 'found' in the village park ... it was a simpler time ... I adored that bike ❤️
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Following the backlash at a hasbeen Zeleb 'influencer" saying free cake was optional ... Kippers grifting days are numbered .. they can get the same publicity outing the grift ... so they should!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
 
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17 minutes in, went to the Dorchester Hotel last week. Being crude. Had a pop at Bunny as she said she had been to Cornwall. Called her relationships controlling and they didn't like her going out (wonder why) Thinks she should take Harvey clubbing. Shouting her head off.
God she's singing and farting :sick:
wants to go clothes shopping.
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She nearly got shot in South Africa when they were hijacked :rolleyes:

There is no one she looks up to and no one fazes her as she's been in the Industry so long. Or no one she really wants to meet.
Got a bag, with private photos in she never lets ex's look at, (and Harvey's belly button clip)
She has perfect feet (Trying to stay awake) so boring.
SFP has one of KP's 20 year old designer bags she has just returned.
She's seriously all over the place.
She won't make old bones
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Said Princess's boyfriend was there, had now got to do bath time, pyjamas, hard to get the kids to bed.
The end, thank F!
She is totally desperate
 
I tried not to laugh too much in case I ripped my stitches. No way could I listen to that bleep for more
than 30 seconds!
I did tell you to be careful 😅
The trick is, use a small rolled up towel, and press it gently but firmly in the area, as you cough or laugh.
Breath between each cough or laughing fit if you can, I know that might be slightly impossible, with the pictures we've had in the last 72hours.... but bbbreeeeaatthh flower breath lol.
 
Morning all (day 2 post op)

I saw this in the mail last night but I forgot to post it.

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12365043

Skanky's coffin? She can't be cremated because like Barbie she's full of plastic...
My husband is on day 266 post op and still ongoing issues so I hope you don’t have mega complications like he did! 🤞
 
I can not understand why these diet supplement/weight loss/ready meal companies would want either of them promoting their wares. Skanky is always on about the rubbish she eats and keeps thin with lipo and class A‘s. SB is just naturally inclined to be lardy and way too lazy to maintain any shape. I know Kieran gained weight, but I suspect that was due to being emasculated by her and depression, he soon sorted it out when he left.
Their products are junk. If people need to lose weight its not 'Skinny Food' that people should be eating, its just ultra processed junk and isn't healthy. Same with ready meal. So I'm not surprised that these companies team up KP.
 
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