Katie Price #259 Couldn't be bothered to wash her kegs, so had them tattooed on instead!

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clairiecluck said:
Well guys.
No sight of the likes of skank at the Grand opening, No Rim me... no westcrack

But hubby and Friend had a wave from, Kate moses daughter, some famous Russian guy.
And hubby's best mate, even mended the dress of another big wig as it split down the leg seem.
Everyone was impressed with thier work and they became the main attraction, because they saves the clubs open at the 11th hour.
The club was open and the celebs where partying in one room, as two smelly oiks where still building and upholstering in another 😅🤣🤣🤣 can you imagine!!
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Article of the opening in the fail.
 
peaking above the parapet said:
Looking at their body language there is no affection there at all, she just has her hand hooked on his arm like its a look we are back together statement, he couldnt careless if she is there or not, hands in pockets wandering along like he is on his own, and the fact that they havent seen each other for three weeks says it all
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I think the relationship is based on necessity.There is no joy, no trust and no respect.
Tbh I couldn’t wish anything better for them.
 
peaking above the parapet said:
Looking at their body language there is no affection there at all, she just has her hand hooked on his arm like its a look we are back together statement, he couldnt careless if she is there or not, hands in pockets wandering along like he is on his own, and the fact that they havent seen each other for three weeks says it all
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So true, look at them, I’m so getting a hate-each-other vibe every time I see them pictured together 😁 It’s so over, it’s not a relationship anymore just a business arrangement, as it’s been for a while in my book 😁

Few except the hard-of-thinking fans believe their rubbish about it anymore, comments pages in the red-tops just take the piss and look at his IG, (extracts below) games up Skank, and Crawl you really are a wretched pathetic spineless creature playing along, even people who follow you have had enough but sure as night follows day they pretend they are an item.

Kinda loving it, must be such misery living like this, stay together for a while yet please, have another big public bust-up, that would be lovely, you know you want to, it’s great to see the long faces, looks like absolute loathing …..bit of karma for us this ‘relationship’😁

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What a surprise they’re back together. It’s official! Woo hoo!

if it wasn’t so pathetic it would be funny.

new verb instructions

I mug
You mug
We mug
She Mugs
He mugs
They mug
*this is not for grammatical use but how I am feeling.

cue sad face, Instagram post, etcetera etcetera etcetera, exclusive interview ……..



🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
 
peaking above the parapet said:
Looking at their body language there is no affection there at all, she just has her hand hooked on his arm like its a look we are back together statement, he couldnt careless if she is there or not, hands in pockets wandering along like he is on his own, and the fact that they havent seen each other for three weeks says it all
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Yeah, never see them laughing or smiling together anymore, no loved up shots. The body language from the first few weeks compared to today is world's apart.
 
Just had a thought on the 3rd series of MM.If they are starting to film in May does that mean she knows that she isn’t being evicted?
Not that she deserves to stay, but I’m ok with it if she does.The utility bills will be eating into her non existent bank accounts, and the pot of money that she definitely doesn’t have.
She can grift and cheat all she wants but no one is going to give her free oil, gas or electric.
 
SmillieKylie said:
So true, look at them, I’m so getting a hate-each-other vibe every time I see them pictured together 😁 It’s so over, it’s not a relationship anymore just a business arrangement, as it’s been for a while in my book 😁

Few except the hard-of-thinking fans believe their rubbish about it anymore, comments pages in the red-tops just take the piss and look at his IG, (extracts below) games up Skank, and Crawl you really are a wretched pathetic spineless creature playing along, even people who follow you have had enough but sure as night follows day they pretend they are an item.

Kinda loving it, must be such misery living like this, stay together for a while yet please, have another big public bust-up, that would be lovely, you know you want to, it’s great to see the long faces, looks like absolute loathing …..bit of karma for us this ‘relationship’😁

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'Price will destroy you Carl Woods' - Like locking the gate after the horse has bolted - way too late.
He has been destroyed already. Comes across as a wet sap, who looks nothing like his filtered pictures. A glorified driver at madam's beck & call, like Parker was for Lady Penelope in Thunderbirds, Yes M'Lady! Known for exposing his KnobGoblin on OF's & shooting his Green man jelly over decking in Thailand & down Porcelain sinks. He's a laughing stock & would be hard pushed to find any woman who would want STD riddled, mutant Price's left overs. He must be a liability for the shady car dealer, 'Arfer Daley' business (which I think is a front/cover up for other shady dealings). WHO would want to buy a used car from this character? When he walked into the door on Love Island (trying to become a 'celeb') little did he know, how low his life could get. He thought he hit the jackpot probably when he met KFP, instead he's humiliated himself, been humiliated & has just some cheap tat & huge Turkey teeth as repayment for being KFP's 'front line' man ! Woo hoo, I'm crying as I type this, don't you just luvvvvvv it?
 
I'monlyhereforthetea said:
On their school calendar it says school is closed yesterday and today!! so she should have been there on Wednesday, another day absent without permission?
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So that is 4 weeks out of school plus half term
It’s only 2 weeks til Easter will KP bother to send her
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Blessmyheart said:
Just had a thought on the 3rd series of MM.If they are starting to film in May does that mean she knows that she isn’t being evicted?
Not that she deserves to stay, but I’m ok with it if she does.The utility bills will be eating into her non existent bank accounts, and the pot of money that she definitely doesn’t have.
She can grift and cheat all she wants but no one is going to give her free oil, gas or electric.
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But I can not see the mortgage company letting her stay for free
 
Well these two clowns are stuck in a dead end relationship, they've floated the marriage, starting a family, buying a house together, even tried a travel show thing that had one episode in the hopes of maybe landing a reality show of their own but all dead in the water because no one's interested in them. They both know the on off on off thing is all they have left skank at least gets some interest when they break up and she's single and sink boy just lurks about getting an invite to a letter opening but together they have nothing to offer so i give this reconciliation 2 weeks max before they split again to stay relevant, at the moment skanks waiting for a new egg to kick-start the publicity bandwagon again (no offers so far) and sink boys waiting i don't know what for because after slapgate he's about as welcome as a turd in a swimming pool with TV and the press, his only night out was with his own agency Wannabees from Chad daddy. 🤣
 
WillowTree21 said:
'Price will destroy you Carl Woods' - Like locking the gate after the horse has bolted - way too late.
He has been destroyed already. Comes across as a wet sap, who looks nothing like his filtered pictures. A glorified driver at madam's beck & call, like Parker was for Lady Penelope in Thunderbirds, Yes M'Lady! Known for exposing his KnobGoblin on OF's & shooting his Green man jelly over decking in Thailand & down Porcelain sinks. He's a laughing stock & would be hard pushed to find any woman who would want STD riddled, mutant Price's left overs. He must be a liability for the shady car dealer, 'Arfer Daley' business (which I think is a front/cover up for other shady dealings). WHO would want to buy a used car from this character? When he walked into the door on Love Island (trying to become a 'celeb') little did he know, how low his life could get. He thought he hit the jackpot probably when he met KFP, instead he's humiliated himself, been humiliated & has just some cheap tat & huge Turkey teeth as repayment for being KFP's 'front line' man ! Woo hoo, I'm crying as I type this, don't you just luvvvvvv it?
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Doesn’t get much more humiliating than everyone knowing your supposed girlfriend got her mates boyfriend to remove her tampon and being recorded whilst doing the deed. Wonder what his dad and mates said to him about that 🤔 :sick:
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Blessmyheart said:
Just had a thought on the 3rd series of MM.If they are starting to film in May does that mean she knows that she isn’t being evicted?
Not that she deserves to stay, but I’m ok with it if she does.The utility bills will be eating into her non existent bank accounts, and the pot of money that she definitely doesn’t have.
She can grift and cheat all she wants but no one is going to give her free oil, gas or electric.
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And all the time she is literally living on a pile of tit :poop:
 
Lollypops said:
Some Friday words of wisdom from Skanky's future father in law :unsure:
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Not exactly subtle is he?
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WillowTree21 said:
You can put some cat food out about 6.30-7 in evening. Wet food or biscuits. The babies may struggle if it get's cold, (very early for babies) so keep an eye out & if you can, please make sure they've got plenty of protection from the elements. My lad has been awake for about 8 weeks now & have 3 hedgie opportunists trying to come in from neighbours, but he's having none of it. Well done Stan. We care better for our pets & outside cuties, than KFP does of her animals or children.. ❤ EDIT: Fresh water daily too....
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That is so adorable! We probably have them in our garden too, we back on to woodland and in the past I had to rescue one that got tangled up in my kids football goal outside, never seen them other than that though.
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Squirrelina said:
Thanks for the advice Willow. Are kitten kibble biscuits and fresh water ok? Bought some of the Hedgehog specific kibble but it’s quite expensive and the Magpies ate it!
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Bloody magpies will pinch anything!
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Blessmyheart said:
Just had a thought on the 3rd series of MM.If they are starting to film in May does that mean she knows that she isn’t being evicted?
Not that she deserves to stay, but I’m ok with it if she does.The utility bills will be eating into her non existent bank accounts, and the pot of money that she definitely doesn’t have.
She can grift and cheat all she wants but no one is going to give her free oil, gas or electric.
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She will get it though as she will claim she can't be cut off due to young children and a disabled adult living there.
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helptheaged said:
So that is 4 weeks out of school plus half term
It’s only 2 weeks til Easter will KP bother to send her
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But I can not see the mortgage company letting her stay for free
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It said in one of the recent articles that the mortgage company got a repossession order for the house back in November so how come she is still there? Does it take that long to get someone evicted here? Even if it does she must be getting on very dodgy ground by now in that regard.

I'm just back from a week in Switzerland and catching up. Funny thing happened at the airport yesterday, the last few times hubby has been to the UK his passport hasn't worked on the e-gates, whereas mine works just fine. He thought it was because he has a new blue one rather than a red one but yesterday the passport control guy told him why, apparently it's because he looks like someone who is on the terror watch list so every time he tries to use it at the e-gate it raises a red flag!
 
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Stan Butler said:
Well these two clowns are stuck in a dead end relationship, they've floated the marriage, starting a family, buying a house together, even tried a travel show thing that had one episode in the hopes of maybe landing a reality show of their own but all dead in the water because no one's interested in them. They both know the on off on off thing is all they have left skank at least gets some interest when they break up and she's single and sink boy just lurks about getting an invite to a letter opening but together they have nothing to offer so i give this reconciliation 2 weeks max before they split again to stay relevant, at the moment skanks waiting for a new egg to kick-start the publicity bandwagon again (no offers so far) and sink boys waiting i don't know what for because after slapgate he's about as welcome as a turd in a swimming pool with TV and the press, his only night out was with his own agency Wannabees from Chad daddy. 🤣
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The minute she get's her driving licence back (temporarily!), Crawl will not be useful to her. If he thinks otherwise, he's deluded. She needs him at her back & call. They must have so much :poop: on each other, who will be the 1st to spill? I'm sure out of all the exes, he has got much more hard facts that could destroy her forever. He's a weak sap. We're all gagging for one of them to cross the line & dish the dirt, but I think we could have a long wait.
 
Blessmyheart said:
Just had a thought on the 3rd series of MM.If they are starting to film in May does that mean she knows that she isn’t being evicted?
Not that she deserves to stay, but I’m ok with it if she does.The utility bills will be eating into her non existent bank accounts, and the pot of money that she definitely doesn’t have.
She can grift and cheat all she wants but no one is going to give her free oil, gas or electric.
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Aren't they? Seems to me that she gets everything else gifted or grifted so why not the utilities on that dump?
I bet she's knocked every single heating oil supplier in a huge radius of Trampy Towers and if course they can't cut her leccy off with Three Children on the premises can they?
 
WillowTree21 said:
The minute she get's her driving licence back (temporarily!), Crawl will not be useful to her. If he thinks otherwise, he's deluded. She needs him at her back & call. They must have so much :poop: on each other, who will be the 1st to spill? I'm sure out of all the exes, he has got much more hard facts that could destroy her forever. He's a weak sap. We're all gagging for one of them to cross the line & dish the dirt, but I think we could have a long wait.
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I bet they've been arguing the whole time since skank landed aswell, think sink boy was pissed at being sent home or having to leave early because of his "banter" maybe even the fact the day they arrived an Essex drug dealer was arrested and 2 days later another foreign dealer got arrested coincidence maybe but he left sharpish. That's why i think he tipped off the pap at the airport to out skank after she'd been claiming i'm single and loving it woohoo. That's why the we're back on staged backgrid pictures were they both have faces like smacked arses its not a happy relationship and sink boys hanging in there he knows his chances are slim but think he's dropped skank in it so she's got to acknowledge their together because MM3 and Juniors gig will get him some TV and press coverage which he's desperate for because he knows the end is in sight when like you say she gets her licence back and she can disappear at will.
 
Stan Butler said:
Bit off topic Willow,,, but of more importance than skank the hedgehogs that live in the logs at the bottom of my garden were awake and out last night, looked like mummy and 2 smaller ones first time i've seen them for months, is there anything to do food wise or just leave them to it. 😘
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My Westie, Cuillin, was out at 4am this morning looking for our resident hedgehog. A regular occurrence for him unfortunately. I think it’s safe to leave out some cat food for them
 
peaking above the parapet said:
We had a couple of babies last year, it was during the really hot weather so each time I saw them I popped a cold frame over them then grabbed cat food, made sure they had a good feed before lifting it off, lots of water in pots around the garden
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I was so bored by Skank and sinkboy this morning I deleted the link but by midday I was missing my fellow Krusties!

My kittens trying to figure out what they'd found.
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