Katie Price #253 Batnan's a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie World. Plastic fantastic her house is bloody drastic

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kirajodie said:
Or existed only in her imagination and she was only talking into a phone that she never called anyone on.
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Yeah and hagrid the bald cat and 2 kittens, one black kitten and one tabby
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You're not really feeling the love for Skanky today, are you Dolly
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Nope Kira,no way.bleep needs a hit on her.Biggie.
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flowerpotno7 said:
S b g imp suit ?
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and if skankys not back with him, i bet hes out on the pull, looking for a replacement in someone young and nearly famous as himself......not mutton 😂
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He should duck off read the Beano or Dandy,that’s him.Beryl the Peril..ideal.
 
Imagine upon realising that your kids hair is going to take a few hours, that you take your opportunity to use them as babysitters.
She'll be sending her in for a two hour massage next, for a couple of hours babysitting.
Being a Mother is really not for her is it. Nurturing just isn't in her DNA.
No way on God's green earth would I let that irresponsible, selfish, unpredictable, slapper take my kids abroad. I would take it to court and come armed with reasons why I don't feel it's safe. I would not be able to sleep at night until they were home.
 
KitchenDog1 said:
Good grief 😳 is that on her Fanny bone.. insert here ⬇
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I mean what the duck is that tattoo just looks a right mess lol wonder how much that cost her
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Ray_of_Sunshine said:
Yeah I was wondering this re the balaclavas 😅 How the F would you know this until it happens?

Or did the gang kindly let her know? How did she receive said threats? Text/email/letter? Did they specifically say to watch out for them as they will be the ones donning the balaclavas, innit? I know we shouldn’t make light of criminal gangs and kidnap threats but it screams of the Lycra-clad women from the village of the damned to me 😅🤣 She’s a lying bleep!
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Igs all complete bleeping lies as usual she never shows any proof and who would want to kidnap a bankrupt skank like her lol
 
Afternoon everyone ❤️
Regarding the kidnap threats skanks had AGAIN (4th in 3yrs)
Between 2019-22 skanks got two attack dogs (only one left now Blade), installed high tech alarms, top of the range CCTV, had 24hr on site security, security patrols, plod installed a panic button, plod upped patrols in the area (just for he), new fencing and front gates, another set of CCTV installed and had various private security firms give her advice and training on how to stay safe.
The best advice i can give you skank,, STOP FLAUNTING AND STICKING TWO FINGERS UP ABOUT HOW MUCH YOUR SPENDING AND POSTING tit OF YOUR WORTHLESS BORING bleeping LIFE AND MOVEMENTS ONLINE FOR YOUR CREDITORS AND PEOPLE YOU'VE RIPPED OFF TO SEE. because it'll be one of those people that will pay you a visit not kidnappers.
 
Madcatbimbo said:
She really is an messy cow, isn't she? Everywhere she goes, she turns it into a tip. Untidy house, untidy mind.
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She has literally no respect for anything shes always been a manky dirty witch i remember a video she did b4 she was really famous and living in some bungalow and had her car nicked the house was an absolute bleeping tip shes never cleaned up bet she doesnt do housework and judjing by her piles of clothes bet she never does any laundry either just buys new cloghes she really is a filthy bleeping witch
Helena-botham-farter said:
Yes I think that's probably how he expresses his frustration. KP seemed pleased when he apparently smashed his room up at school, she probably delights in winding him up and leaving other people to deal with it. It will be the same with Jett and Bunny I imagine, getting them to say awful things to Michelle and Kieran and misbehave.
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Wonder how many tvs and i pads hes smashed and windows she never tries to fix what he does either just lets him do it
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Stan Butler said:
Afternoon everyone ❤
Regarding the kidnap threats skanks had AGAIN (4th in 3yrs)
Between 2019-22 skanks got two attack dogs (only one left now Blade), installed high tech alarms, top of the range CCTV, had 24hr on site security, security patrols, plod installed a panic button, plod upped patrols in the area (just for he), new fencing and front gates, another set of CCTV installed and had various private security firms give her advice and training on how to stay safe.
The best advice i can give you skank,, STOP FLAUNTING AND STICKING TWO FINGERS UP ABOUT HOW MUCH YOUR SPENDING AND POSTING tit OF YOUR WORTHLESS BORING bleeping LIFE AND MOVEMENTS ONLINE FOR YOUR CREDITORS AND PEOPLE YOU'VE RIPPED OFF TO SEE. because it'll be one of those people that will pay you a visit not kidnappers.
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spot on but as usual duck all is her fault
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Helena-botham-farter said:
If it is a scooter how has she got one with no license? Shown them her license knowing she's banned....so she's just breaking the law over there as she does in the UK. No doubt she will be drunk and on pills too. I'm sure it will all end well!
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Hope she has an accident lots of people do over there
 
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I tell you what though folks, imagine she is riding a scooter out there and she came off snapping an ankle and bursting her tits on impact!! I don’t think I’d ever stop laughing. Then slung in the clink for no insurance or license and carrying class A drugs….. Sorry I’ve got to stop having these afternoon naps lol
 
I can remember watching her first ever “ reality “ programme - it was a one off if memory serves - I’m sure she’d been burgled in that too 🤣🤣🤣

I’d never heard of her , but found her utterly repugnant . I’d like to watch it again to compare / contrast , Google isn’t helping .

Can anyone remember what it was called ?
She lived on her own in a total shithole , she came in from a night out seemingly off her face & would you believe it , there had been intruders 😂😂😂
 
Palace Tone said:
I tell you what though folks, imagine she is riding a scooter out there and she came off snapping an ankle and bursting her tits on impact!! I don’t think I’d ever stop laughing. Then slung in the clink for no insurance or license and carrying class A drugs….. Sorry I’ve got to stop having these afternoon naps lol
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If she had an accident any medical insurance would likely be invalidated as she's banned and doesn't have motorbike entitlement. That would be great, accident and no insurance. I've always suspected something similar happened when she broke her feet. She might have been driving a vehicle but invented the 'fall' story to make sure her hospital was paid for by insurance.

I just hope to god it's not one of the kids that she effects by having an accident.
 
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on the mm (tit) show last night, at one stage she said she was going to pick bunny up from school and then it was edited and bunny was there. i do wonder if she drove because, she would have said "somebodys taking me to get bunny from school" or somebodys picking up bunny from school" and why does she keep wiping her nose in her hand towards her hair ? that wig must be full of scabs,lice and snot !
 
Winepig said:
I can remember watching her first ever “ reality “ programme - it was a one off if memory serves - I’m sure she’d been burgled in that too 🤣🤣🤣

I’d never heard of her , but found her utterly repugnant . I’d like to watch it again to compare / contrast , Google isn’t helping .

Can anyone remember what it was called ?
She lived on her own in a total shithole , she came in from a night out seemingly off her face & would you believe it , there had been intruders 😂😂😂
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Yes i think this was my first programme about her too.
I remember her complaining her large dog was always defacating on the floor. She is that woman whose home smells of dog tit. I knew back then she was vile and couldnt understand what people saw in her and how she rose to the top.
 
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Jane Tee said:
Yes i think this was my first programme about her too.
I remember her complaining her large dog was always defacating on the floor. She is that woman whose home smells of dog tit. I knew back then she was vile and couldnt understand what people saw in her and how she rose to the top.
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EXACTLY THIS .
I saw a very plain tartily dressed loud woman , living in utter chaos , shouting like a fish wife who obviously had a very high opinion of herself , I watched it after coming in from a night out myself .
She was wild eyed & coked up & I remember being shocked at the state of her & even more so that she’d had a documentary made about her .

I gave her no real further thought until she was everywhere & didn’t know anyone else who’s caught the programme I’d seen .

Of course I now know it was all down to management , but I’d like to see it again just to see if she’s as awful as I remember her being back then , because our received understanding on here is that she’s declined , whereas I think she’s exactly the same person as she was then .
 
Bit off topic but isn't the male version of skank,,, Stephen 'skanky' bear getting sentenced this week (Fri 3rd) for his revenge porn thing. Think it's the only time skank hasn't had an opinion on something or past any judgement (wonder why) skanks normally quick to jump on anything in regards to other zlebs if it gets her some publicity.
 
Stan Butler said:
Bit off topic but isn't the male version of skank,,, Stephen 'skanky' bear getting sentenced this week (Fri 3rd) for his revenge porn thing. Think it's the only time skank hasn't had an opinion on something or past any judgement (wonder why) skanks normally quick to jump on anything in regards to other zlebs if it gets her some publicity.
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She’s probably text him in the past,knowing what a bleep she is.
 
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