Katie Price #253 Batnan's a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie World. Plastic fantastic her house is bloody drastic

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So her youngest is 9. So Kieran has probably another 8 years of harassment to put up with because when the kid link expires, these children will probably cut themselves out of her life. Princess and junior seem to keep her at arms length. Both these kids will probably have media driven careers. And when they don’t cut their mum in on their shows or earnings she will probably turn on them too. My fear is she pulls Harvey out of college and that structure where he has flourished. Or, god forbid she becomes pregnant again.
 
helptheaged said:
They are not tits they are beach balls they look hard and awful
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Those implants will have to come out soon and she'll be left with a pair of Spaniels ears that will need tucked into her bikini bottoms. She's an idiot.
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pepe le pew said:
So her youngest is 9. So Kieran has probably another 8 years of harassment to put up with because when the kid link expires, these children will probably cut themselves out of her life. Princess and junior seem to keep her at arms length. Both these kids will probably have media driven careers. And when they don’t cut their mum in on their shows or earnings she will probably turn on them too. My fear is she pulls Harvey out of college and that structure where he has flourished. Or, god forbid she becomes pregnant again.
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There's more chance of Carl getting pregnant than her, thank bejesus. She's what, 45 this year? Those ovaries will be like walnuts.
 
PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy said:
haha Big boobies are fine, but those things are like the boulders that chased Indiana Jones down the temple of doom! I'm scared of them as well. 😂
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The original Crash Bandicoot Boulder Dash level Pheebs 🤣
I had to laugh the other night, I was eating my tea & dropped my fork, it slid straight down my cleavage handle first and all I could see was the fork bit. Had that been El Skanko, that fork would have been lost for months, only to reappear later as Phil or Grant's braces. 🤣😘 Xx
 
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The original Crash Bandicoot Boulder Dash level Pheebs 🤣
I had to laugh the other night, I was eating my tea & dropped my fork, it slid straight down my cleavage handle first and all I could see was the fork bit. Had that been El Skanko, that fork would have been lost for months, only to reappear later as Phil or Grant's braces. 🤣😘 Xx
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haha Carl would have to get his metal detector out...and that's not a euphemism (for once!) lol
 
Had the weekend away from her 💩 What she’s doing with the kids was getting too much, sadly seems it’s continuing, judging by the latest photos with B caked in make-up, sigh.

Saying that, was pleased to read Joanna’s ☕ deffo believe this could be true, and reassuring to hear that maybe the TV companies will walk now, MM appears to have been a ratings disaster and they have edited her in a very bad light. Don’t feel so downbeat now, maybe the tide does turn against her at last. Also the reaction to her bikini photos has been totally negative, great to see that Sunday column have a pop as well, surprised Skank hasn’t had a rant about that yet, she really hates stuff like that.

Feeling a bit more positive that the wheels are about to come off for her, haha the post about 2023 being her year, oh Skank it really isn’t, tit gonna get real for you soon.

Anyway back with a laugh, a reality check for the fakers…and I’ll add a big F*ck U Skank, a storm is a coming your way girl 🙏🏾👊🏾

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Being serious for a minute, I do think she is going to be in a big pile of doggy doo when she comes back, about taking the littles out of school, and keeping them away from their father.
To home school, there's all sorts of legalities around it for taking a child out of school permanently. Plus for kids being out of school for a bit, with no word or contact from parent, they get put down as 'missing from education' so an investigation as to where they are might start. Not sure it's the same for every LEA, but that's what happens in ours. Xx
 
PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy said:
Those implants will have to come out soon and she'll be left with a pair of Spaniels ears that will need tucked into her bikini bottoms. She's an idiot.
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There's more chance of Carl getting pregnant than her, thank bejesus. She's what, 45 this year? Those ovaries will be like walnuts.
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Oh crikey, she'll be jumping back onto the 'mental 'elf' bandwagon AGAIN once the menopause kicks in.:mad:
(RIP N.B.)
 
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