No, it's quite simple, it seems to be when I'm stood in my kitchen cooking in my big baggy T shirt nightie stirring the pot these Fred suggestions just seem to flow.............other folks do all-sorts in their larn-ger-ayyyy, I just cook
I go outside to let the animals and birds out in my nightie, coat and wellies
Oi skanks you're missing a trick beycorse iss wewl seksi innit!!!
tit...Skanky's stalking my husband!!
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Nah I expect that was her touting her trade on the backstreets of 'Orsham totterring about on her hooker heels with SB driving behind to ensure her safety. Either that or he ran her over
WOO HOO!
Teachers are on strike that day so the Scums and daily fails journos will definitely be there, whether they report the whole truth or skanks and Sophie the source's prepared statement remains to be seen.
Oh yes! The Sun's journos will have an unexpected Day Off from school so they can attend skanky's hearing without lessons getting in the way!
Woo Hoo!
Sunbed and sunbed and sunbed! She doesn’t look after her skin at all
It looks like somebody has crazy-paved her face
The latest makeup 'look' is very carefully applied foundation and not much else, to look naturally clear skinned and fresh.
Thoughts please Price, as you're apparently the go to influencer?
Obviously you will be demonstrating this from now on.
What would skank know about make-up?
She sits there gobbing off machine-gun stylie as the latest Mug trowels on a three inch Polyfilla layer to fill the crevices and chasms on it's face followed by another layer of orange-tinted plaster coating.
The slugs are redrawn with black marker pens, the luscious lips are redrawn so the cupid's bow touches her flappy nose then coated with grease to make them reeeeely seksi, followed by dead caterpillars glued to it's eyelids in order that she can WOW everyone with her Nachural Bewty.
And how many times a week does it undergo this process along with all the extensions, the countless blow-dries etc etc??
All so worthwhile innit when she looks like a gargoyle?? hahaha
Just to add with regards to me telling DC before I shared on Tattle. It's because a) I trust DC with my life basically (as well as another Tattler I chat to regularly) and b) DC is involved with the BH of which KP is the common denominator.
Apart from DC not a single, solitary person knows my source. Not even my fella. (Although I don't think he gives a tit in all honesty. He thinks I've lost the plot and need to see someone about my obsessional hatred for the Skank).
Mine OH thinks that too - the kids think I'm barmy allowing that washed up old skank anger me like it does but hey-ho!
Confirmed sighing at Manchester Aiport earlier. The American comedian/actor didn't know who she was
There were also a couple of paps there
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Back into the plastic leggings as opposed to the see-through outfit from the other evening. I wonder what lucky soul got to sit next to the smelly old hag?
Confirmed sighing at Manchester Aiport earlier. The American comedian/actor didn't know who she was
There were also a couple of paps there
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so who has the kids then if its heading off somlewhere from Manchester airport? Why not Gatwick seeing as Trampy Towers is not far from there?
Her trotters look perfectly fine in Manchester Airport! Where's the air boots gone? Rehashing them for BH? Probably. Sigh.
Those boots would have looked really cracking with her Boxing Outfit instead of those sky-scraper sparkly things, but then they'd have put the mockers on the Recruitment Drive. None of those young fitties would have wanted a crippled old Nan would they?
It was on everyone's bingo card here though
. Where will the kids be?
I need a bwwweak for me menkil elllllllfff!
I don't know if I'm just being fick but I can't see any flights later than 10pm leaving Manc Airport.
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If it was 3 hours ago, maybe it's Dubai? Is she going to outdo Sink Boy for only fans?
Please let it be Hamad International