Katie Price #239 nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, Batnan!

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A picture of our favourite top modewls lumpy face in all its glory ... 2021 ... always been a stunner, its not filters folks, all about the pose ... admittedly, she is slightly better looking than her attempt at 'Steak & Chips' was 😂 😂 😂
 

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tracey3871 said:
A picture of our favourite top modewls lumpy face in all its glory ... 2021 ... always been a stunner, its not filters folks, all about the pose 😂 😂 😂
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With a face like that the wonky tits are the least of her worries.
Ugly inside & out & obvious for all to see!
Mangled face, butchered tits, non existent waist, line backer shoulders & pigs trotters on granny legs with bulging knees.
Pose your way out of that without filters, fucker!
 
Winepig said:
How she starts her review of that surgeon off “ wooooo” 😂😂😂
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Nah I think we have something along these lines instead/-

"Dat fukkin barstid 'es fukked up me tits anawal. Iffff eydd payd 'im me munney fer it awl I'yd bee evin more pissd orf dan I iz alweddy.........................
Oi' Cole you wanka! Gett orn de fone to dat lot in Tieland an' get us bukked in fer next weyk den I's can doo sum wewl-seksi foters wyll Ize dere anawl"
 
tracey3871 said:
Please tell me she slurred 'woo hoo ... I love it' as they pulled her face into place 😂
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It reminds me of that very old joke - Les Dawson's probably

My mother-in-law had a face lift; Once the surgeon saw what was underneath he put it straight back :ROFLMAO:

Cakky Prize said:
Get yer new copy of "New" magazine!

NEW ISSUE ALERT !!
In this week’s issue we have a Katie Price exclusive as she she’s off results of her biggest ever boob job. Plus, we catch up with this year’s Dancing On Ice stars. Out now! Only £10.99

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I'd have thought the botchery of skank was more suited to their True Crime pull-out :)
 
Cakky Prize said:
Get yer new copy of "New" magazine!

NEW ISSUE ALERT !!
In this week’s issue we have a Katie Price exclusive as she she’s off results of her biggest ever boob job. Plus, we catch up with this year’s Dancing On Ice stars. Out now! Only £10.99

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love their choice of the enormous wonky tit pic 😂 😂 there is nothing exclusive about that picture ... its been everywhere, a bit like our favourite tithead herself 😂 😂 😂 Wonder if PA will comment on her wonky Tits in his 'New' column 😂 😂 😂
 
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The Duchess said:
I don’t know much about saline implants or inflatable saline but I know I definitely wouldnt get saline, they are known to leak, I didnt think saline was used much in Europe, I know in the US it was more commonly used, there is obviously a reason she cant get silicone implants anymore, I think both would heal at the same time but she has had problems with that one for a number of years now so, it’s always bigger or smaller or lower or higher but no surgeon can ever seem to get them in good symmetry ( you will never get perfect symmetry but you shouldn’t notice it) Skanks either got a puncture or the surgeon botched it!
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looks like an infection to me,her skin looked discoloured on the lower boob area.
 
Cakky Prize said:
Get yer new copy of "New" magazine!

NEW ISSUE ALERT !!
In this week’s issue we have a Katie Price exclusive as she shows off the results of her biggest ever boob job. Plus, we catch up with this year’s Dancing On Ice stars. Out now! Only £10.99

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Never mind the biggest ever boob job.. this has to be the worst boob job she’s ever had!
 
tomkat1 said:
This was her review from previous surgery there, it’s the same Belgian surgeon who has botched her this time Dr Plovier. Wonder if she’ll put a glowing review on his website again. It’s his own stupid fault for agreeing to operate. He obviously is unprofessional as agreed to the facelift photo shoot too.
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Even then she has to put bloody Woo Hoo in it! And if they were so amazing and perfect why did she have them done yet again? (twice since that review at least I think).
 
These pics were filtered to the max. Imagine what they looked like untouched 🙈🥴
The scars post filters are absolutely horrendous. And what is that white tide mark shape on her leg? And what are the 3 dents under her boob?
The actual difference in size of her norks is astonishing 😳
And yet she STILL thinks this is the way to make money?? Really??
The simple reason she keeps doing this is that she genuinely doesn't know any other way to make money. She isn't capable of learning anything else.
Surely she doesn't think for 1 second that these pics are actually any good?
It's embarrassing. It's tragic. It's karma.
It's all collapsing around her. She's scrambling like mad to keep on top of a shrinking "empire".
Those working with her must be laughing at her.
I can't wait to see the result of Chris' filming.
All she's doing is giving us all a front seat to her downfall.
I wonder how much of this is being kept from AFP?
 

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BigBlue2018 said:
Agree with you Tomkat. The photos of the facelift surgery are shocking and I'm sure would not be allowed in the UK. I've worked with a photographer who has filmed in theatre in the UK and the requirements he had to adhere to were extensive. Hygiene and the safety of the patient is paramount.

Also IMHO I think it's kind off irrelevant which surgeon she uses however. She clearly doesn't follow post operative advice. She should be wearing a support bra for 6 to 8 weeks, not parading around in a bikini. One of the implants has clearly 'slipped'.

Any normal person would adhere religiously to advice for the best outcome but not her. She knows best but winges and moans when things go wrong.

If she gets this mess sorted on the NHS I'll be raging when people are missing critical procedures due to staff shortages and financial issues.
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Let's not forget this is a woman who went swimming in a hotel pool shortly after surgery with stitches still in! As you say it's a wonder she hasn't contracted some nasty infection before now.
 
tracey3871 said:
To be fair ... there was that other boob job she had just before CBB ... the one where the implant actually dug itself a tunnel and tried to escape
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you can tell there definitely was a woo hoo and a fist pump 🙋🏻‍♀️ this is it and the same one (2019) its always been wonky since then. (Also looks like she has about 20 packets of extensions on her head aswell 😂)
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Pink Squirrel said:
These pics were filtered to the max. Imagine what they looked like untouched 🙈🥴
The scars post filters are absolutely horrendous. And what is that white tide mark shape on her leg? And what are the 3 dents under her boob?
The actual difference in size of her norks is astonishing 😳
And yet she STILL thinks this is the way to make money?? Really??
The simple reason she keeps doing this is that she genuinely doesn't know any other way to make money. She isn't capable of learning anything else.
Surely she doesn't think for 1 second that these pics are actually any good?
It's embarrassing. It's tragic. It's karma.
It's all collapsing around her. She's scrambling like mad to keep on top of a shrinking "empire".
Those working with her must be laughing at her.
I can't wait to see the result of Chris' filming.
All she's doing is giving us all a front seat to her downfall.
I wonder how much of this is being kept from AFP?
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This is so bloody funny - I’ve never seen anyone so deluded - any normal person would keep that car crash of a body well and truly hidden from view, nobody needs to see that. What a state 😂😂😂😂
 
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