Katie Price #237 Drunk in charge of a horse? Normal behaviour for a $kank - of course!

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Pink Squirrel said:
A brief recap.....she's MIA as far as we can tell. Alledgedly drunk not in charge of a horse, dog or her youngest children on Christmas day, woo hoo! Last actually seen on the evening of the 30th at the home of her latest, newest best friend where she happily let Harvey give off to her 'fans' after she made it perfectly clear that the channel 5 program had nothing to do with her.
Possibilities are:
A) she's buggered off on holiday with the kids
B) she's buggered off on holiday without the kids
C) she's laid up in some clinic somewhere after a beautification procedure of some sort
D) her tits have exploded & she's forever orbiting the universe like a deflating balloon
E) she's got a noo egg & they're holed up in a romantic secluded log cabin spending quality time together
F) she's being evicted from the MM & she's packing
G) she's sold sooooo many barf bombs & JYY traccies that she can't keep up with packaging & is busy getting orders out
H) she's filming top secret content for her eagerly anticipated OF show
I) she's preparing to qualify as an esthetician so she's alllll ready for the opening of her noo business in the annexe of the MM
J) she's getting ready for 'back to school tomorrow' & is prepping uniforms, getting bags ready, sorting out packed lunches
K) she's plotting her 6457th come back as she's on the up
L) she's preparing to rebuild her empire
M) she's been slapped with legals from Pete you bleep, Kieran you wanker, social services, the police, courts or all of them & daren't do anything
N) she's had an accident whilst demonstrating noo hair straighteners & melted her wig/extensions to her face & doesn't want to be see
O) she's recovering from emergency life fretnin surgery to her poorly trotter
P) she's decided to house train all her dogs & it's taking all her attention
Q) she was busy looking for crap top quality items to sell on Deplop, fell into a pile of unwashed clothes & has not been seen since

Who knows? And other than us....who ACTUALLY cares 🤷 Oh, Katie bedwetter, she cares ☺ And maybe porta potty mangled face Lloyd cares a teensy tiny bit...or maybe she doesn't give a duck & agreed to say anything as it got her 2mins of TV time 👍
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I think I’ve missed it all. Where did it say about all the Christmas Day shenanigans with the horse, dog getting out etc?🙏
 
lovesthegossipmx said:
why anybody would want to look at SFP's IG apart from info on her sister is beyond me
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Exactly , she is plain , extremely dull, fake , has nothing original nor creative to say - tries to present herself as some sort of influencer ( to whom?) but hasn’t got a clue .

She’s tried to do “ lives” as has as much presence in front of the camera as her repulsive sister.
Except one screeches its word salad & the other just monotonously intones it .

If the only interesting thing about you is your Sister’s car crash of a life , it’s time to give up !

I think what amuses me most is how desperate she is to present herself as this wholesome housewife & mother but we all know she’s just another Price Grifter .
 
Joanna Surrey said:
I’ve missed all this what happened somebody?🙏🙏🙏
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Joanna Surrey said:
I think I’ve missed it all. Where did it say about all the Christmas Day shenanigans with the horse, dog getting out etc?🙏
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I don't have a screenshot of it but it was posted on here somewhere....
Someone had commented on either The Mirror or The Fail that Skanky didn't have all 5 kids Christmas day. She had the youngest 2 & Harvey. A dog (we assume Blade) got out & was sheep worrying. Skanky was pissed trying to ride a horse. The horse disappeared & ended up being taken to safety to a neighbours stables.
It came across as a genuine comment from whoever's stable the horse ended up in.
 
Joanna Surrey said:
I’ve missed all this what happened somebody?🙏🙏🙏
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A poster on the Mirror posted that KP tried to ride her horse on Xmas day and it went bezerk, she couldn't control it and she was screaming across the local fields. One of her dogs was also lose and worrying local sheep. The horse ended up in the commenter's stable.

( before this I think) DC said Amy who looked after her horses had fallen out with KP and then.... Carls dad posted something about Narcissists and Amy Stannard liked it a couple of days ago.
 
SewerGrapes said:
I wonder who was in charge of H whilst IT was chasing round the fields (probably pissed up/drugged up) after the horse and dog??:eek:
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I'm assuming sink boy seen as he's H's bestest mate and treats him like his own son. You can see the loving bond they have just by the loving clenched teeth snarl sink boy has on his face and the way he grabs hold of H's arm when their together. 😎
 
Joanna Surrey said:
I think I’ve missed it all. Where did it say about all the Christmas Day shenanigans with the horse, dog getting out etc?🙏
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Well,it was one of her dogs that escaped out,run in a neighbours field terrorised livestock,then bleep features rushes out off her head,got on her horse,who threw her off,horse run to stable out of cuntfeatures way, She was screaming and shouting totally off her box..I’m sure one of our Krusties will explain it better Joanna.🥰
 
Pink Squirrel said:
I don't have a screenshot of it but it was posted on here somewhere....
Someone had commented on either The Mirror or The Fail that Skanky didn't have all 5 kids Christmas day. She had the youngest 2 & Harvey. A dog (we assume Blade) got out & was sheep worrying. Skanky was pissed trying to ride a horse. The horse disappeared & ended up being taken to safety to a neighbours stables.
It came across as a genuine comment from whoever's stable the horse ended up in.
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Ah thanks would like to have read that.
 
Trafalgar said:
Covered in what? Not his green snotty sperms I hope! 🤮🤮
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It's worth googling lpsg carl woods and reading the comments, these one made me laugh " Don't get too excited. Previous Insta photo that showed him with a semi in the shorts was faked. Maybe he'll edit the photo beforehand on OF. Who knows." and " He is very handsome. I hate the fake teeth but lovely dude. Great natural body and pretty cock. Love the uncut part. Not sure he would be a good duck, there’s something boring about him, the jerking off video was so dry.
 
Helena-botham-farter said:
A poster on the Mirror posted that KP tried to ride her horse on Xmas day and it went bezerk, she couldn't control it and she was screaming across the local fields. One of her dogs was also lose and worrying local sheep. The horse ended up in the commenter's stable.

( before this I think) DC said Amy who looked after her horses had fallen out with KP and then.... Carls dad posted something about Narcissists and Amy Stannard liked it a couple of days ago.
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Oooooh I want to see this.
 
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