Katie Price #237 Drunk in charge of a horse? Normal behaviour for a $kank - of course!

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😴😴😴😴 - doesn’t she even think about her kids seeing this?! Yuck
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Legs drawn on with a ruler. I don’t think she could look more stiff and uncomfortable. Imagine Kipper in bed. No flexibility. No missionary as the monoboob would pop, spilling pus, silicon and evil over the sorry egg.

I dont get being that she has filtered the duck out of the photo, why hasnt she filtered the bandage out?
Sympathy… as the bankruptcy hearing is next month
 
the thing is here

I have no idea why its its come up like that
Thanks I'll try it tomorrow on my phone. I read my 12 year old kindle in bed and it's useless.:)

That's not desperation, that's a model of 25 years, no filters, all natural and proving that is all about the make up and the pose!
Even more outstanding when you consider that she's a mumma to 5 children and has only ever had the most minor surgery.
Is it any wonder that most of today's 18 - 25 year olds cannot compete?
You do realise she'll read that and believe it don't you? Haha
 
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Welcome! I don't comment a lot but when I do I have been met with nothing but warmth and love from this amazing bunch!! ❤
What Vick said! (My BFF from another life).

Back to full on Krustying for me after 2 weeks of hedonism and slobbing. Happy New Year everyone. We are all watching the downfall of Skank play out in front of us. Let's hope and pray B&J are back home soon....then grab the popcorn and enjoy karma punch her in the face.
 
Well done as always to @Winepig for a fab thread title!

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What’s with the 🤢 emoji @265 ?

Had to add these from @Pom Bear

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And this from @SmillieKylie 😂

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Howling the pics from @pombear 🤣🤣🤣
I’m a few threads back but thought I’d say hi 👋
I put the documentary on last night to watch & fell asleep !! So I cba to rewatch it but will get updates from here more accurate anyway then the documentary itself. So her plan is a comeback 🤔
I bet she was raging seeing herself look younger and the paps following her now it’s paid pics by press set up 🤦‍♀️ School this week isn’t it ? Should be interesting to see how quickly she will get fed up of looking after her kids then. I can imagine them being late, having a packed lunch full of crap or will they be kept off school to watch her have her blow dry or nails done 😤 either that or Sb will take them. Are they still together as he’s put a poll up for #askcarl bet she’s worried if them tapes are anything to go by. Come on Carl your chance here to let us know exactly what it was like on the frontline trenches and all 🤑 I’d love it !! Skanky has a pic on her ig with that minging plaster on her poorly trotters 🤢
 

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Definitely Russian…..can’t remember most of it (too long ago from my O levels) but this is some of the wording
Blimey! She's only gone and upset The Ruskies now, lol.

I knew it all along she’s a secret Russian agent. No wonder she’s protected.
She flashed old BoJo her tits - and it all started from there!

Nooooo, it's evidence that it is all natural & not filtered.
What you see is the real Katie Price in her Jordan guise, so pretty and delicate & showing her gentle side.
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She probably filtered herself then 'highlighted' the bandage, tee hee.
 
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Oh skanky "Sophie's got your back" real meaining Sophie the source is going to lie for you if Ruby, Amy or the neighbour spills the beans and any tit hits the fan and there's a fallout. Again getting a family member to save your worthless hide because of your drink and drug habits, behaviour and the way you treat people. 🤬
 
I remember there was a time when Sophie didn’t want to be in the media but look how things have changed, she was in the audience of BBBOTS and would only only answer questions about KP beung in the show (she came across quite rude and up her own self) Ive only see last year shes an ‘influencer’ with an odd dress sense to some, Edna is a perfect name for her 😂
I don’t know anything about her husband Harry ??? (ive read all the wiki , took me a while 👏 👏 to those who do it, do you mind if I ask what was the ‘cocaine gate’ with Harry?
Sinkboy dropped huge clues in the recent tape he 'released' talking with skanky about 'Arry doing coke with her - he was narked because AFP seemingly adores 'Arry but despises him and theres HIM not a cokehead (apparently)!

I wonder who was in charge of H whilst IT was chasing round the fields (probably pissed up/drugged up) after the horse and dog??:eek:
Was The Carer (with a phone in her hand 24/7) not there at Trampy Towers thus enabling skanky to get rat-arsed still?

I think I’ve missed it all. Where did it say about all the Christmas Day shenanigans with the horse, dog getting out etc?🙏
its over on the wiki now
 
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