I used to follow her avidly. Not because I liked her or anything you understand
just because she had such a shitshow of a life, even although I knew it was all manufactured.
Then one day, I must have had an epiphany and thought,
duck this, why am I even getting myself stressed out about this waste of skin? And I really was that invested in her that she was actually raising my blood pressure.
So I haven’t read a word about her in months. And you know what, unless you are actually seeking any news about her, she doesn’t exist.
Whatever following she ever had, whatever the Sun’s (or any of the other press) main stories about her used to be, whatever crap she comes out with never, ever makes it to the mainstream any more.
The majority of under twenty five’s don’t know or care who she is, the majority of over twenty five’s don’t care about her or her ‘
crazy life’
She’s finished, done, she’s over and out.
Take it from one who has stepped away from her whole debacle and rest easy.
She was thrown out of last chance saloon quite a while ago and is now lying in the gutter with all the much younger, fresher revellers stepping over her in disgust.
If I didn’t dip in and out of this thread occasionally I would never hear a word about her.
So take heart. The lying, manipulative drug addled skank is finished no matter how much channel four or five or six up to channel two thousand is trying to up their ratings.
Very few people give a
duck.
Great, isn’t it?
(Plus, I’m having a sleepless night, hence this essay)