Katie Price #208 Katie shoots OF in moon boots, Cole's wearing suits, the gravy train is in cahoots

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Is she the Fire Damaged Barbie?
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Stapleyourtongue said:
Imagine if she was on 'This is Your Life'... She would fill Wembley Stadium with all the blokes she has shagged
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The queue to get in would be like the one at Westminster Hall last week :)
 
DC16 said:
Yes, I meant to say someone else has written them :ROFLMAO:
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Can you imagine the crap if she'd not had somebody else put her bullshit into readable LIES?

"Eere yeah wewl wot innit like. I wos ownli free wen some geeza waped me by givin me a iyce cweem at der park innit beycorse me muvva 'ad fucked off shoppin'. I noo den I wos goin' ter bee a supastar OK, so yeah dass wot I iz eh innit....................................."

Imagine the challenge facing a ghost-writer to turn that bullshit riddled Lie Fest into a readable prose? They earned every penny of the fee.
Did skanky pay them though or did she knock them for the money too?

BigBlue2018 said:
I guess it is funny but on the other hand there is nothing funny about lying allegedly about being raped and the victim of domestic violence and abuse.
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and yet she gets away with it every time!!
Mere mortals would be arrested and locked-up for a fraction of the stuff skanky has cruised past without giving a damn about the damage she leaves in her wake :mad: WHY??????

Stapleyourtongue said:
Why don't they just say they like the inflatable doll look because it sure ain't the Barbie look
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Well the dopey bint would say she "Loves it" because one things for certain - there is no going back on what she's done to herself, just like skanky :)
 
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DC16 said:
Oh and apparently bullied at school too:

www.mirror.co.uk

JORDAN: USED AND ABUSED ON THE ROAD TO STARDOM

THE truth about the woman born Katie Price 27 years ago is that she has suffered all her life from a broken childhood and shattered self-esteem.
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But school was not a happy affair for Katie. Bullied at Patcham High, ironically because of her flat chest, she begged to be moved to another school.

And by the time she arrived at Blatchingham Mill School in Hove, West Sussex, at 14 she was flowering into a full-figured woman. Former classmates remember her shock of curly hair, bright red lipstick and outrageous behaviour.

One recalls: "She was obsessed with getting attention from the boys, and if she wasn't getting it she'd be really down in the dumps. She was bitchy to the girls. And she always boasted that she wouldn't need to pass any exams because she was going to be a famous model."

She brought classroom high-jinks to a new low, once pleasuring a boy pupil with her hands during a movie screening. On another occasion she staged her own show by performing oral sex on a boy while his chums watched.

Both were early indications of the crucial lack of self-esteem she suffered as a girl from a broken home who grew up way too fast. It manifested itself in a desperate search for affection that later resulted in her being used, abused and physically beaten by a series of ruthless lovers.

A FRIEND explains: "Poor Katie has always confused sex with love.

"She has poured all her energy into her relationships with men - many of whom have treated her like dirt.

"She is so optimistic about her romances. But all too often they have ended in heartbreak."


And this...:oops:
Later Bloch admitted: "Yes, I used to hit her. The only way I could contain her was to give her a slap. We started arguing and it was a natural progression for me into slapping and punching." Improbably, he added: "She loved it - and I loved it."
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An old saying, but true in her case, has always been an old ‘scrubber’🙀 Shameless 🤮 A daughter to be proud of…. NOT.
 
Pisspotshow said:
Give your head a good slapping and a wobble!
Feel sorry for KFP?
Nobody forced the daft cow to do anything, everything is down to her.
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You're right! Just bashed myself in the face with my wok!

WillowTree21 said:
Looks like a living autopsy....... Mutilated & scarred to hell.
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I worked a few years ago with a woman who had so much work done to her, her nickname was 'The Walking Cadaver'.
 
Stan Butler said:
Don't know if this guys ever been mentioned i've put him in the short term relationship category apparently only slept with him 3 times..
3. Marriages.
43 short term relationships.
1451 one night stands.
And still counting but she's not a slut. 🤣
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That OTT outfit looks dreadful with her scrawny legs and manly shoulders with no waist.
Alex Reid wore it better!
 
I really believe that she has never been dumped apart from Leandro,because her behaviour and man hungry ,attention seeking ways drive her men away. She is always looking for better or different but can,t abide anyone else wanting her cast off men. Why would you want to be with her? First they start off as the biggest she,s ever had ,then there is the love bombing,then she,s looking for the next one and once gone they become a little dick and committed some weird things. How can the media not see this.
 
SewerGrapes said:
That OTT outfit looks dreadful with her scrawny legs and manly shoulders with no waist.
Alex Reid wore it better!
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Think that is Alex costume, 😀 bit of a conflict going on with Alex at the time he didn't want her to go but in the article said skank had been sexting this bloke for weeks and slept with him in the house she'd shared with Pete,, so skank once again had two on the go at the same time,,,,but she's not a slut. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
SiameseDream said:
They don’t even look like that now. The areola is tiny now. Maybe it’s really cold!
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This is such a bad boob job. 😩

Stan Butler said:
Don't know if this guys ever been mentioned i've put him in the short term relationship category apparently only slept with him 3 times..
3. Marriages.
43 short term relationships.
1451 one night stands.
And still counting but she's not a slut. 🤣
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I couldn't care less how many people she's slept with to be honest. Its the lying and the fact she does it behind her fellas backs. She pretends to be holier than thou and slut shames others in the process. She can duck off.
 
I love sing lyrics and Liam Gallagher singing Paper Crown, every line could be about Kipper
Particularly like the bit about everyone who they have laughed at on bad times is saving a place for the fading aging subject if the song.


When they gave you roses and believed your wild excuses
You were sealing the deal
Halfway down the road and ain't it
Funny how the ghosts they fade and
Suddenly appear
You went too far
Oh, woman, now you're feeling the fear
'Cause you've never been alone before, oh
And the wolf is at the door, oh
Now it's better if you hold your breath and don't look down
At the pages of your paper crown
You reached out for more and as the waves hit
At the shore you felt
The fading of your will
Choke back the metaphors
The bottom of the ladder ask me
If I love you still
You went too far
Oh, woman, now you're feeling the fear
'Cause you've never been alone before, oh
And the wolf is at the door, oh
And the hounds of hell, they won't lie down
On the ashes of your paper crown
In the bright light of the sun
Will you make sure everyone can see your face?
You make fun of everyone who falls
And meantime they were saving you a place
'Cause you've never been alone before, oh
And the wolf is at the door, oh
And the talking heads don't make a sound
At the aging of your paper crown
It's better when you don't look down
At the pages of your paper crown
Source: Musixmatch
 
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