Recap
After a couple of weeks of crickets from the dastardly duo , they eventually couldn’t take their absence from the gutter press and decided to create some activity especially for us. Kipper went to stay at AFP and might have left the 50p ring beside the sink while doing community service. SB didn’t like everyone saying him and dolly were no more and ranted, securing a live interview that seems to have been watched only by tattlers, saying absolute zero, and watching paint dry was way more scintillating.
Around the same time Kipper allegedly went on a solo egg hunt ( this has yet to be corroborated with photographic evidence) , the Scum alleges she got entangled with a new egg and proclaimed she and SB were no longer are item. Next day Kipper and SB went yellow label shopping in Waitrose and cue Kipper flashing lucky bag ring. Mission accomplished more sidebar of shame inched .
SB attended a blink and you miss it collection of circus clowns masquerading as a celebrity event , sadly he didn’t make the papers
Kipper needed her hair doing again , the straw needed changed , after all they are filming part 2 of the MM, much to our disappointment.
She says she was stung on the nose, she may be telling the truth and she pissed off some wasps that had taken up residence in the straw , alternatively she might have had a non surgical tweak .
Kippers only fans were treated to some old fashioned 90’s posing, and some tantalising fridge shots to send them into a frenzy. Stinky by Kipper has a sale on, thrush in a box £10, come on down to bargain town .
they are still weapons grade c u next Tuesdays
Carry on tattlers
So hope Skank isn’t coming to Brighton Pride today, Christina is headlining at The Park ! Although if Skank does come, she’s bound to get hammered, everyone does at Brighton Pride 
