Katie Price #196 Kelly got married ... Boyson engaged ... Kipper on the shelf consumed with rage

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sink boy wanted recognition , a massive reward and someone to listen, skanky wanted dead wood gone, a new egg laid and only fans porn, the ranting and raving helped her out, to show the world he was really a lout. when he finally takes the hint, she can sell and make a mint ....... bye carl
I'm only on page one of the thread but wanted to interrupt this broadcast to say - This is an amazing Rap! I'm reading it in the style of enimem :cool:👏
 
Here you go Carly the interview your fiancée gave without being involved. 🤪
He's in denial. Whether he believes his own tit I don't know. He looks an absolute mug staying with the Skank, no doubt she's lied through her teeth... I didn't give no interview Cole...etc... He goes along with it cos to admit his girlfriend (apparently falsely) said he'd hit her would just be ridiculous. I love it. He ties himself in knots with it all 🤣 She said it SB and you're the Sports Direct mug of mugs 🖕🤣
 
I still think it's something to do with probation. They set out conditions and tasks to achieve, they would have been aware of KH and MP giving their account (which i think was watered down) to the press. I think it's one of her conditions she will be having regular contact with probation and having to show them she's not verbally abusing them by any means.
 
In my opinion, she releases these fake break up stories (let's face it all her stories she leaks are fake)and takes the ring off so is seen by paps, so they then report on it, then these two can come out and say it isn't true and the papers are making up stories about her/him again....that way when the media releases a story that is true but doesn't show her in a good light,she can just come out and say well look at all the fake stories they have printed about me that aren't true, this one isn't either.
Then her little dedicated followers will believe her and continue to support and have her back....and buy her crap.
 
🤔 The way Carly kicked off big time (especially being thick skinned and all, as he said 🤣) over a non story about splitting up seemed very over the top. Do you think it could be his way out of telling his trooth, as he’s got his worshippers believing everything he doesn’t like in the Press about him is a pack of lies and now he‘s come up with this fairytale, that an article about slapgate was not with KP’s knowledge 🥴 and that’s now Carly’s way out of not having to go there anymore with slapgate, it’s also an excuse as to why he’s still with a woman who accused him of hitting her because apparently the article was all made up. 🤥
We know what Carly is saying is utter crap but it could be their new way of belittling everything negative that’s written about them. It’s a shame the journalist/newspaper don’t threaten to sue, or show their evidence Katie did the interview and was no doubt paid for it!
He's so bleeping thick it astounds me. The more he tries to clear his name, the more attention he draws to it and the more questions people ask. He's literally making it all worse for himself. Agressive, low intelligence, neanderthal. I'm finding this better than any TV program. Do carry on SB. 🍿
 
The latest"should have gone to specsavers "ad has just been released.
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He's so bleeping thick it astounds me. The more he tries to clear his name, the more attention he draws to it and the more questions people ask. He's literally making it all worse for himself. Agressive, low intelligence, neanderthal. I'm finding this better than any TV program. Do carry on SB. 🍿
He should take a leaf out of Peters book and just say nothing about anything. As you say, just raising more questions than answers. None of his reasonings make any sense whatsoever
 
He's in denial. Whether he believes his own tit I don't know. He looks an absolute mug staying with the Skank, no doubt she's lied through her teeth... I didn't give no interview Cole...etc... He goes along with it cos to admit his girlfriend (apparently falsely) said he'd hit her would just be ridiculous. I love it. He ties himself in knots with it all 🤣 She said it SB and you're the Sports Direct mug of mugs 🖕🤣
Most self respecting men would have legged it after the “false” bruise.
If he hit her he is scum, if he didn’t hit her, she is scum.Either way, they are both liars.You are right in what you say, these clumsy insta posts are his way of justifying staying with her, trying to save face. He doesn’t want to be labelled a wife beater even if he did hit her.
After all, he is the best boyfriend she’s ever had😂
 
🤔 The way Carly kicked off big time (especially being thick skinned and all, as he said 🤣) over a non story about splitting up seemed very over the top. Do you think it could be his way out of telling his trooth, as he’s got his worshippers believing everything he doesn’t like in the Press about him is a pack of lies and now he‘s come up with this fairytale, that an article about slapgate was not with KP’s knowledge 🥴 and that’s now Carly’s way out of not having to go there anymore with slapgate, it’s also an excuse as to why he’s still with a woman who accused him of hitting her because apparently the article was all made up. 🤥
We know what Carly is saying is utter crap but it could be their new way of belittling everything negative that’s written about them. It’s a shame the journalist/newspaper don’t threaten to sue, or show their evidence Katie did the interview and was no doubt paid for it!
I’m very interested in his “ not covering up for anyone any more” post.
Seems like a not -so -veiled threat to his Dolly.
 
Just had a total off the wall thought as I heard the Big brother music . Could she have been offered a shot on the CBB all stars, on condition she stays off social media , no leaks to press, goes through MH evaluation, which she could pass as she ain't as bad as she makes out, she's just vile. Perhaps her new pr managed to get the gig, and they've put on the conditions. SB , bless him, seems determined to get her back on SM one way or another
 
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